diy cremation 🤣

ad will smell awful

but yes, public services on dying are thousands of dorruuu 😦

oi do you have loicense for that ?

Id ask to sell my body when I die, and pass the money to charity

or donate your body to a farmer,

Make your corpse pig food 😄

that'll be free

that could work

some pig farmers has done that, inadvertantly

died with the pigs and gotten eaten

not sure how hormones might fuck up the pigs though

probably better to become plant fertilizer

...Isnt a 'natural' shallow grave the simplest/most reasonable one?

what hormones are you thinking of?

If you just bury somebody without a coffin

They will naturally decay in the earth

well there is this where you become buried with a tree

Burried UNDER a tree? 😄

you still decompose with a wood coffin

and be reborn as an elf?

....wood elf

idk @Nicklii but from what I understand cannibalism bad for you because of hormones will fuck with your brain

Well, it takes alot longer that way

your brain will fuck up THEIR brain when you do cannibalism

why the fuck do I want to pay for a coffin though

was it hormones tho ?

not proteins ?

I find the idea of planting a sapling above somebodies grave kind of cute though.

human proteins

@ExceptionalFeather afaik it is diseases that is transmitted via close relation between the species that eats and get eaten

they cause that Kuru disease

probably proteins then

badly folded prion-proteins in the human body cause Kuru

think scishow had a video on infrequent cannibalism might be "good" for you

was not a strong argument to do it, but it was interesting

just make humans into soilent green

Kuru isnt caused by cannibalism exactly

@Scarlet cute isnt effecient though, I was thinking for of a giant shredder with body paste being mixed with loose soil and throwing seeds for days down

It's caused by eating somebody that has it, or has certain other conditions

I bet everyone has someone tehy want to eat up :^)

yes, so cannibalizing the wrong person