Message from @I AM ERROR

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2018-07-22 10:08:16 UTC  

Never went back

2018-07-22 10:08:18 UTC  

@I AM ERROR Yes, Bruce Lee was not huge either

2018-07-22 10:08:27 UTC  

Cruce Lee? 😄

2018-07-22 10:08:28 UTC  

Bruce Lee is a god

2018-07-22 10:08:42 UTC  

the white version of Bruce?

2018-07-22 10:08:58 UTC  

Cruz lee

2018-07-22 10:09:01 UTC  

XD

2018-07-22 10:09:11 UTC  

nah, thats the Zodiac Karate man

2018-07-22 10:09:23 UTC  

He shoots up schools *and* punches within six inches

2018-07-22 10:09:33 UTC  

now imagine ted cruz in a martial arts movie 😒

2018-07-22 10:09:43 UTC  

i have 😄

2018-07-22 10:09:46 UTC  

its on video even

2018-07-22 10:09:49 UTC  

where he slugs his own wife

2018-07-22 10:09:58 UTC  

So I'm playing Hitman absolution right

2018-07-22 10:10:04 UTC  

And there's the second mission

2018-07-22 10:10:14 UTC  

Where you have to kill the guy in Chinatown

2018-07-22 10:10:24 UTC  

I murdered every single person

2018-07-22 10:10:33 UTC  

and you run around going "PING PONG CHING CHONG CHIN CHA CHEEEYYYEEEE"

2018-07-22 10:10:49 UTC  

I first gunned down the swat team

2018-07-22 10:11:00 UTC  

Then killed the king dude with C4

2018-07-22 10:11:09 UTC  

have you tried a pacifist run? 😄

2018-07-22 10:11:18 UTC  

And then murdered each civilian with an ax

2018-07-22 10:11:33 UTC  

I think there's something wrong with me

2018-07-22 10:11:36 UTC  

Shiv prefers the Saints-Row approach

2018-07-22 10:11:37 UTC  

Lol

2018-07-22 10:11:40 UTC  

Yes

2018-07-22 10:11:49 UTC  

No one gets out alive

2018-07-22 10:12:09 UTC  

I ain't playing pussy 47

2018-07-22 10:12:17 UTC  

I'm John wick motherfuckers

2018-07-22 10:13:04 UTC  

Nothing wrong with exploring all the paths in the game

2018-07-22 10:13:10 UTC  

i thought john wick only kills people that don't like dogs... oh...

2018-07-22 10:13:12 UTC  

I tried to murder everyone too

2018-07-22 10:13:23 UTC  

@I AM ERROR it's chinks

2018-07-22 10:13:27 UTC  

I also succeeded because I found a bug

2018-07-22 10:13:28 UTC  

They EAT dogs

2018-07-22 10:13:41 UTC  

thats what the oh is for 😉

2018-07-22 10:13:52 UTC  

Oooh

2018-07-22 10:13:57 UTC  

There is a spot on the map where the NPCs can fall into the sewer and in Hitman logic it is an instakill

2018-07-22 10:14:14 UTC  

So I kept that grate open and bumped into people till they fell there

2018-07-22 10:14:18 UTC  

Is that the steam vent place

2018-07-22 10:14:26 UTC  

Next to the police man