now imagine ted cruz in a martial arts movie 😒

i have 😄

its on video even

where he slugs his own wife

So I'm playing Hitman absolution right

And there's the second mission

Where you have to kill the guy in Chinatown

I murdered every single person

and you run around going "PING PONG CHING CHONG CHIN CHA CHEEEYYYEEEE"

I first gunned down the swat team

Then killed the king dude with C4

have you tried a pacifist run? 😄

And then murdered each civilian with an ax

I think there's something wrong with me

Shiv prefers the Saints-Row approach

Lol

Yes

No one gets out alive

I ain't playing pussy 47

I'm John wick motherfuckers

Nothing wrong with exploring all the paths in the game

i thought john wick only kills people that don't like dogs... oh...

I tried to murder everyone too

@I AM ERROR it's chinks

I also succeeded because I found a bug

They EAT dogs

thats what the oh is for 😉

Oooh

There is a spot on the map where the NPCs can fall into the sewer and in Hitman logic it is an instakill

So I kept that grate open and bumped into people till they fell there

Is that the steam vent place

Next to the police man

Every.Single.One.Of.Them

Aww yeah

And then I failed to get an SA because I fucked up

I did the level again though

Just used the C4 this time

I definitely like this more than blood money

I love to get the highest possible score while eliminating all the allowed people without alerting the normies

It is extremely hard to do

The game is bugged where normies see what you do through like a nanometer-wide gap