Message from @Uksio
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its on video even
where he slugs his own wife
So I'm playing Hitman absolution right
And there's the second mission
Where you have to kill the guy in Chinatown
I murdered every single person
and you run around going "PING PONG CHING CHONG CHIN CHA CHEEEYYYEEEE"
I first gunned down the swat team
Then killed the king dude with C4
have you tried a pacifist run? 😄
And then murdered each civilian with an ax
I think there's something wrong with me
Shiv prefers the Saints-Row approach
Lol
Yes
No one gets out alive
I ain't playing pussy 47
I'm John wick motherfuckers
Nothing wrong with exploring all the paths in the game
i thought john wick only kills people that don't like dogs... oh...
@I AM ERROR it's chinks
I also succeeded because I found a bug
They EAT dogs
thats what the oh is for 😉
Oooh
There is a spot on the map where the NPCs can fall into the sewer and in Hitman logic it is an instakill
So I kept that grate open and bumped into people till they fell there
Is that the steam vent place
Next to the police man
Every.Single.One.Of.Them
Aww yeah
And then I failed to get an SA because I fucked up
I did the level again though
Just used the C4 this time
I definitely like this more than blood money
I love to get the highest possible score while eliminating all the allowed people without alerting the normies
It is extremely hard to do
The game is bugged where normies see what you do through like a nanometer-wide gap
But then again you can garotte NPCs through windows and doors, which teleports them inside and no one ever sees anything
Mind you though that I killed every bad guy* on chinese restaurant in Hitman Agent47 game (the very first one)