Message from @Rabbi Shekels

Discord ID: 471665722733625364


2018-07-25 13:09:25 UTC  

Main guy kills newborn porn guy by literally fucking him in the eye

2018-07-25 13:09:36 UTC  

Dat's gay

2018-07-25 13:09:45 UTC  

like, he pushed his dick through the guy's eye

2018-07-25 13:09:49 UTC  

it's great

2018-07-25 13:09:53 UTC  

Eye sex = gay

2018-07-25 13:09:59 UTC  

9/10

2018-07-25 13:10:03 UTC  

unless you have aids

2018-07-25 13:10:04 UTC  

Are you sure the director was not shyamalamaman?

2018-07-25 13:10:20 UTC  

The only place i put my dick is in a girls mouth or her puss

2018-07-25 13:10:25 UTC  

Nope, apparently the whole movie is a metaphor for socialism

2018-07-25 13:10:39 UTC  

Oh my bad i thought we were talking about weird fetishes

2018-07-25 13:10:41 UTC  

never put your dick in an electrical socket Contro?

2018-07-25 13:10:43 UTC  

@Rabbi Shekels what if she has a jaw spasm?

2018-07-25 13:10:48 UTC  

ew

2018-07-25 13:10:50 UTC  

*crunch*

2018-07-25 13:10:51 UTC  

ewewewewewewewewe

2018-07-25 13:10:55 UTC  

ewewewewewewewewewew

2018-07-25 13:10:59 UTC  

STAHP

2018-07-25 13:11:01 UTC  

@Uksio dammit man my boner was just kil

2018-07-25 13:11:10 UTC  

Tetanus in her jaw. Clamps down and locks.

2018-07-25 13:11:11 UTC  

@Deleted User you brought it up

2018-07-25 13:11:16 UTC  

jdm make me mod and let me fix this shit

2018-07-25 13:11:20 UTC  

sounds like someone has a spasming Jaw

2018-07-25 13:11:24 UTC  

Lmao

2018-07-25 13:11:37 UTC  

I actually had that as a teen

2018-07-25 13:11:43 UTC  

Talking about eye socket penetrations

2018-07-25 13:12:08 UTC  

My cousin's pug locks it jaw onto stuff like a shoe for example. Then you can carry the pug around by the shoe.

2018-07-25 13:12:19 UTC  

I mean the jaw muscle cramps

2018-07-25 13:12:25 UTC  

🤔 mhmm

2018-07-25 13:12:28 UTC  

i see

2018-07-25 13:12:44 UTC  

Every time I'd chew a gum for a while my jaw would just cramp

2018-07-25 13:13:01 UTC  

Yeah my jaw used to do massive clicks. And it cramped a bit sometimes.

2018-07-25 13:13:10 UTC  

More Trap tim

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/471666221159546893/unknown.png

2018-07-25 13:13:24 UTC  

It ruined my tooth too, that's the saddest part

2018-07-25 13:13:34 UTC  

I fucking love Tim. He comes across as so genuine.

2018-07-25 13:14:00 UTC  

unless hes a trap

2018-07-25 13:14:09 UTC  

Yeah I cracked my own tooth from grinding my teeth together when I was asleep.

2018-07-25 13:14:11 UTC  

I could not relax the jaw and the tension chipped one tooth in half, and also a bit of my front tooth (not visible, but I can feel it)

2018-07-25 13:14:15 UTC  

I like tim so much because i can relate to him

2018-07-25 13:14:38 UTC  

now imagine that with a penis in your mouth

2018-07-25 13:14:57 UTC  

Tim is the easiest to turn into a trap, man