you're sick

it's fucked up, but really well made

The end scene especially

lol

The director of that movie went "how can we make that ultra-pedo? I have got an idaea!!!"

Suburra is good. Italian film on Netflix. It's about....drumroll....the mafia. Unsurprisingly.

that is not da wae!

Main guy kills newborn porn guy by literally fucking him in the eye

Dat's gay

like, he pushed his dick through the guy's eye

it's great

Eye sex = gay

9/10

unless you have aids

Are you sure the director was not shyamalamaman?

The only place i put my dick is in a girls mouth or her puss

Nope, apparently the whole movie is a metaphor for socialism

Oh my bad i thought we were talking about weird fetishes

never put your dick in an electrical socket Contro?

@Rabbi Shekels what if she has a jaw spasm?

ew

*crunch*

ewewewewewewewewe

ewewewewewewewewewew

STAHP

@Uksio dammit man my boner was just kil

Tetanus in her jaw. Clamps down and locks.

@Deleted User you brought it up

jdm make me mod and let me fix this shit

sounds like someone has a spasming Jaw

Lmao

I actually had that as a teen

Talking about eye socket penetrations

My cousin's pug locks it jaw onto stuff like a shoe for example. Then you can carry the pug around by the shoe.

I mean the jaw muscle cramps

🤔 mhmm

i see

Every time I'd chew a gum for a while my jaw would just cramp

Yeah my jaw used to do massive clicks. And it cramped a bit sometimes.

More Trap tim

It ruined my tooth too, that's the saddest part