Message from @Ronald McFunkytown✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

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2018-08-18 01:40:33 UTC  

But dont tell anyone

2018-08-18 01:40:35 UTC  

kinda like vegetarians and ketoans

2018-08-18 01:40:38 UTC  

the lesson here kids is don't live anywhere cool

2018-08-18 01:40:43 UTC  

if world ends im necking myself no lie

2018-08-18 01:40:44 UTC  

i ordered 17 cases of ready to eat cookie dough in case the world ends

2018-08-18 01:40:44 UTC  

I'm a prepper and I do not devote my entire earnings to it...

2018-08-18 01:40:50 UTC  

lmao

2018-08-18 01:40:50 UTC  

do you think people in cities prep more or less than rural folks ?

2018-08-18 01:40:51 UTC  

Ughhh

2018-08-18 01:40:53 UTC  

priorities

2018-08-18 01:40:59 UTC  

i have 2 crates of spam and a rock

2018-08-18 01:40:59 UTC  

@Senny less

2018-08-18 01:41:00 UTC  

I grew up in a tornado zone with occasional hurricane issues. Kinda grew up with a kazillion supplies in the closets.

2018-08-18 01:41:00 UTC  

Okay... when is burch gold and blue apron coming, tim?

2018-08-18 01:41:01 UTC  

also you'll get sick of cookie dough pretty quickly

2018-08-18 01:41:01 UTC  

i think im good

2018-08-18 01:41:03 UTC  

Be prepared ! is the scout motto no ?

2018-08-18 01:41:05 UTC  

Cookie dough new world currency

2018-08-18 01:41:07 UTC  

inb4 tim dies of diabetes

2018-08-18 01:41:09 UTC  

lol cookies, ultimate bartering item

i almost got fucked during harvey, thank god my driveway was steep or the house wouldve flooded

2018-08-18 01:41:10 UTC  

aren't twinkies one of the only foods that will surive nukes?

2018-08-18 01:41:11 UTC  

you know whats funny about gold

2018-08-18 01:41:13 UTC  

city people dont prep @Senny they cant live without a walmart

2018-08-18 01:41:13 UTC  

The thought of eating raw cookie dough makes me want to throw up

2018-08-18 01:41:19 UTC  

gold will be worthless after the apocalypse

2018-08-18 01:41:27 UTC  

water will be worth 10x gold

2018-08-18 01:41:28 UTC  

@Timcast wires

2018-08-18 01:41:28 UTC  

gold's the best conductor

2018-08-18 01:41:35 UTC  

booze and smokes

2018-08-18 01:41:35 UTC  

MXMT, burch gold, pro flowers

2018-08-18 01:41:38 UTC  

copper > gold

weather is so nuts you need water laying around

2018-08-18 01:41:42 UTC  

Bullets probably make for good bartering

2018-08-18 01:41:42 UTC  

salt with be worth so much, thats how you preserve food

2018-08-18 01:41:46 UTC  

imagine hauling around gold in a bug out bag

2018-08-18 01:41:47 UTC  

You can get similar performance with copper

2018-08-18 01:41:54 UTC  

do you have your ham radio license yet?

2018-08-18 01:41:54 UTC  

no, everyone knows gold swords are stronger than stone swords.

2018-08-18 01:41:56 UTC  

Do you have a grade 3 kevlar vest tim?

2018-08-18 01:41:57 UTC  

After the apocalypse you pay with bottle caps, duh