Message from @Beef Taquitos

Discord ID: 480216309838249986


2018-08-18 03:02:23 UTC  

thank god they listened

2018-08-18 03:02:35 UTC  

*thank god*

2018-08-18 03:02:42 UTC  

i thought that was a glory hole for some reason

2018-08-18 03:02:42 UTC  

and 199999

2018-08-18 03:03:03 UTC  

i dont know what kind of glory holes you have been visiting

2018-08-18 03:03:04 UTC  

@YuXiang Who says it cant be?

2018-08-18 03:03:05 UTC  

lol

2018-08-18 03:03:23 UTC  

i think that was just a fat dude trying to get you to stick your dick into his belly

2018-08-18 03:04:01 UTC  

pffft

2018-08-18 03:04:07 UTC  

gulag-ed.

2018-08-18 03:04:13 UTC  

lel

2018-08-18 03:05:53 UTC  

200001, he done passed it

2018-08-18 03:06:11 UTC  

Yo whaddup

2018-08-18 03:06:51 UTC  

Guess I can resub now

2018-08-18 03:06:53 UTC  

o/

2018-08-18 03:08:35 UTC  

O/\O

2018-08-18 03:25:10 UTC  

@Timcast you can't prove that, Tom.

2018-08-18 03:25:34 UTC  

I have a fleshlight that looks like that chair... Hmmmm

2018-08-18 03:25:44 UTC  

(I've been on flights, just got the @ and wanted to respond)

2018-08-18 03:27:00 UTC  

@Beef Taquitos I'm sure you wanted to do more than just respond. What dance have you?

2018-08-18 03:28:10 UTC  

I'm in another state from my computer so I can't pull up a link to a picture of a joke sailing over someone's head and i may be too drunk to do it on my phone

2018-08-18 03:30:15 UTC  

On my phone at a rehearsal dinner for a wedding. I'm not clicking that, sorry.

2018-08-18 03:32:17 UTC  

No worries. #1 is shuffle dance tutorial by a seksy lady. #2 LMFAO flash mob

2018-08-18 03:42:39 UTC  

@Timcast why would they record the messages? We're all Russian trolls here, anyways.

2018-08-18 03:49:46 UTC  

Sweet, I didn't know I was Russian

2018-08-18 03:49:59 UTC  

That must explain my love of cold weather

2018-08-18 04:04:42 UTC  

well, you just haven't been activated yet

2018-08-18 04:06:08 UTC  

visit a numbers station first lel

2018-08-18 04:27:04 UTC  

How do russians even survive -20 degrees anyway. 25c and i’d be having a blanket over me.

2018-08-18 04:27:50 UTC  

Alcohol @YuXiang

2018-08-18 04:29:19 UTC  

War is peace, because you need war to have peace.

2018-08-18 05:16:08 UTC  

Sex is rape, because you need sex to commit rape

2018-08-18 05:47:24 UTC  

LOLs

2018-08-18 05:48:14 UTC  

monotheism is atheism because you need monotheism to have.... atheism?

2018-08-18 05:50:24 UTC  

I still find it funny that the The United States Secret Service used to be an Arm of the Department of the Treasury until 2003 because they were & still are the department responsible for investigating counterfeiting of U.S. currency.

2018-08-18 06:12:52 UTC  

Religion makes such extraordinary claims for itself.

2018-08-18 06:13:13 UTC  

And yet atheists are the ones shit on all the time, for doing as little as not buying it.

2018-08-18 06:16:33 UTC  

Not the atheists. More like the ones with the intersectionality. Those are the ones I like making fun of.

2018-08-18 06:16:43 UTC  

Often that's defended with "BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE SO ANNOYING!!! Always criticizing us"