only available at nymphowars

loool

Yes

200k again

yay

thank god they listened

*thank god*

i thought that was a glory hole for some reason

and 199999

i dont know what kind of glory holes you have been visiting

@YuXiang Who says it cant be?

lol

i think that was just a fat dude trying to get you to stick your dick into his belly

pffft

gulag-ed.

lel

200001, he done passed it

Yo whaddup

Guess I can resub now

o/

O/\O

@Timcast you can't prove that, Tom.

I have a fleshlight that looks like that chair... Hmmmm

(I've been on flights, just got the @ and wanted to respond)

@Beef Taquitos I'm sure you wanted to do more than just respond. What dance have you?

I'm in another state from my computer so I can't pull up a link to a picture of a joke sailing over someone's head and i may be too drunk to do it on my phone

https://youtu.be/RECaepj8LkU

https://youtu.be/WlG2xN4ef3Y

On my phone at a rehearsal dinner for a wedding. I'm not clicking that, sorry.

No worries. #1 is shuffle dance tutorial by a seksy lady. #2 LMFAO flash mob

@Timcast why would they record the messages? We're all Russian trolls here, anyways.

Sweet, I didn't know I was Russian

That must explain my love of cold weather

well, you just haven't been activated yet

visit a numbers station first lel

How do russians even survive -20 degrees anyway. 25c and i’d be having a blanket over me.

Alcohol @YuXiang

War is peace, because you need war to have peace.

Sex is rape, because you need sex to commit rape

LOLs

monotheism is atheism because you need monotheism to have.... atheism?