Hello

When in doubt, throw money at Tim until he gives us a discord link

So, how's everyone doing tonight?

Noice!

lmao, I was the loser who paid Tim $5 for a discord link

I just hadn't found it before that <:blobwink:396521731658874891>

*I totally looked before asking. That's a thing I did*

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as an aside, are there any rules aside from the general "Don't be a fucking prick"

Works for me

Free Speech Absolutism = Objectively Correct

Lmao

To the gulags with you

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Just gotta learn how to convert the impact force into electrical energy

Well, it seems like the solution to the world's energy needs has made itself clear

^

It's like stating "The US founding fathers were members of the Freemasons, therefore America is run by the Freemasons"

Symbols don't prove anything tbh

I prefer to listen to a person's beliefs rather than assume their associations based on loose symbology

Also, as someone who was a Mason for a while, I can tell you with reasonble certainty that they're just about as dangerous as the Illuminati.

It's like don't get me wrong, I have my own reasons to not like the US.

Relations to the Freemasons aren't one of them

I think I'd rather apply a healthy dose of Harlon's razor

Well, my point is mute now

Time to end my life or something

lol

I don't believe that our government is capable of covering something like that up

Besides, if the government was as malicious as you say, would you even be alive?

My money's on no.

If you were right, they would've executed you.

Any looser with 20k to blow can get a satellite into orbit

But of course, that's all part of the conspiracy

Riddle me GPS systems then.

Explain how GPS works.

But how do they see you?

Is the ground magical?

🤦

Because your phone doesn't have a strong enough antenna to SEND A READABLE SIGNAL INTO LOW EARTH ORBIT

Jesus Christ

Can't help us anymore

*space fairytales*

You can literally watch Sputnik with the naked eye on a clear night.

Firstly, my friend

That's not what a satellite looks like.

That's a cartoonist impression of a satellite

+20 hoax points

Right off the bat

^

If I were to venture a guess, atmospheric monitoring equipment

But no, this is all part of the Big Globe conspiracy.

The issue with Flat Earth conspiracies is that you've set yourselves up with a religious sort of infallibility

Instead of God's Plan it's "The government is lying"

***that's why you're wrong***

You've violated every principle of objectivism

You're right! That's a very strong argument agasint Flat Earth conspiracies

The people who believe in them are surrounded by the same dogmatic nonsense

You just linked to a half dozen YouTube videos filled with ridiculous nonsense

Uhuh.

Whatever helps you sleep pal

If the whole "I'm the only one who's right!" shtick helps, keep it up I guess.

Nah man, math is just government lies.

Can trust it.

They teach it in public schools

I learned trigonometry in the reeducation chamber personally

Firstly, all of those individuals have different facial structures to the crew

But of course, the government just covered it up with plastic surgery

Because that's what the government has time to do

Yup

Hey, national survey

You're shitting me?!

That's wild

Nice

*pics or it didn't happen amirite*

Amen to that

I honestly couldn't give half a shit about someone's beliefs so long as they're a decent person

Oh yeah

Someone posted about that in another server

Cool af

Frankly, the last convo probably belonged in shitposting

Oh shit

Noice

It is I, Kevin "Please help me I can't stop sending superchats" O'Neal

Burger fight

Nice!

https://youtu.be/OCGewQc9ktA

Link to the video he's talking about rn

What no

No Walpoles anywhere

I am birds wearing a human corpse

Hello mortals

Oh hey