California dreaming amirite

The fuck happened here

Ah that's quite nice

Very mature

I'll wait to start a war
After
The gas prices go back up

Here in commiefornia
We've had the best gas prices in forever

@[SD] WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot sorry partner
But gas is gas

Cant say the b word

Bad

I cant say frick tho

**F R I C C**

We also have Toyotathon

Subaru is the official vape nation car brand

Honda is for people who like to have their cars stolen

My civic got robbed
Again

Yeah buying a "subaru"

I try not to be on the list
But I probably am

And now I'm here

HE COULD BE ANY ONE OF US

In California I have to wait a lifetime to buy a gun

And then I get a weapon of disappointment

Bass pro is dying fast because all the guns keep getting thrown out

Dicks sporting goods cucked itself entirely

And they only have shotguns or nothing sometimes

My imaginary gun keeps me and my family safe

I make finger guns at anyone trying to attack me and I say
"Shoot!"

No you gotta register those rubber band guns first

Too much of a hassle

Ninja stars...
Got it

What is money

Fr tho
Best bet here
Pellet guns
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Make some angry beer dude
I wish I could dude

Just invest in pellet guns
You can pretend they're real

California is amazing I want to live here forever

~~I want to die~~

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Ah yes

My wife's boyfriend will protect us

Damnit

I'll just do this then

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The thief needs to check his vibes

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My dream is if a thief enters my home I want to face him with me Remington 870 and shout
"CUP CHECK" at the top of my lungs

Goddamnit Bobby

Dad can I put a gun rack on my bike

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I gotta put on that suppress on the pinging everyone thing

@canuck-boi hey Canadian what the fuck is going on there rn

I woke up one day and i saw like a full weapon ban on Canadians or something

Damn

Gotta clear out the multiple javelins I have in my house now

Is it hpa

I want to ban hpa airsoft guns cause this fuckers that use em are annoying

Of course we all dont have alot of space @Aseventura

When are the Canadians going to rise up

Anarcho capitalism is a good meme ideology

My Mongolian child slaves make all my bullets

My completely voluntary slaves TM. Are to murder anyone in sight that trespasses my property

Tfw get raped by Ronald McDonald but you non verbally agreed to the terms and conditions of eating at McDonalds

Ancom is even more stupid

People are ancoms so they can vote to have the hottest woman in the workplace to become communal property @Bender

2meirl4meirl

I fight the feds to protect my nuggies

No step on tendies

That clearly violates the N.A.P

*ancap meme achieved*

I already got my disco playlist for this kinda shit

Combat disco music

I'm a little late but what's going on in Oregon

I know knowledge is the most important tool you have but I live under a rock so what's going on in Dallas

Thanks mister

Oh I see

Ah that's tough

Its nighttime here in commiefornia
Nothing has changed and it seems like it never will here

***looks like meat is back on the menu boys***

DID SOMEONE SAY FEET PICS

I'll suck yo toes for an apple fritter

I go zoom @Bambi

@Acadian Adventurer if a female atf agent flashed you she doesnt have her plates in

That means she failed the plate check

Simp!!!

I'm not a simp
I hate women
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Yay I got pinned

PLATE CHECK

I try old man Tony

Take a look at my life I'm alot like you

>Mfw female atf agent flashes me

Thots need to be shot

What a SIMP

No dont nuke the simp @Bender his wife's boyfriend might intervene

> All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets
-this server rn

Look at my pfp

GET CUCKED

I want the travis load out

@Ithuriella "help" I've seen enough porn to know where this is going

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO

I'm sure you are

@MrCaviar boomers are valuable