Message from @sammy the cowboy

Discord ID: 705528016435937342


2020-04-30 21:11:56 UTC  

My 6.5 they called the store and told them "no he has to wait a week"

2020-04-30 21:12:01 UTC  

Wait, you guys buy at stores? Also they have those stores? Thought it was illegal to own more than a slingshot

2020-04-30 21:12:02 UTC  

Pretty sure the goal is to keep discord from bonking us with the banhammer like facebook did for having too many blacklisted words in one place. While ai's are starting to get good enough, they're not reliable. Traditional monitoring of word banks is more effective, which is why the government and private industry rely on it more heavily.

2020-04-30 21:12:07 UTC  

And then I get a weapon of disappointment

2020-04-30 21:12:08 UTC  

@SmugResponse yup, also hey smug!

2020-04-30 21:12:32 UTC  

Bass pro is dying fast because all the guns keep getting thrown out

2020-04-30 21:12:36 UTC  

In nj I had a 2 month initial wait for the permit but it's not bad after that. Literally like buying a rifle any other state

2020-04-30 21:12:39 UTC  

@Deleted User sometimes...

2020-04-30 21:12:46 UTC  

Dicks sporting goods cucked itself entirely

2020-04-30 21:12:54 UTC  

sup fam

2020-04-30 21:13:01 UTC  

And they only have shotguns or nothing sometimes

2020-04-30 21:13:08 UTC  

oh hey crye

2020-04-30 21:13:32 UTC  

i mean so does home depot if you use your

2020-04-30 21:13:59 UTC  

My imaginary gun keeps me and my family safe

2020-04-30 21:14:43 UTC  

I make finger guns at anyone trying to attack me and I say
"Shoot!"

2020-04-30 21:15:29 UTC  

someone's in the house
*makes rubber band gun*
"they won't be after this..."

2020-04-30 21:15:46 UTC  

No you gotta register those rubber band guns first

2020-04-30 21:15:57 UTC  

Too much of a hassle

2020-04-30 21:16:13 UTC  

I just use my ninja stars off of wish.com

2020-04-30 21:16:27 UTC  

Ninja stars...
Got it

2020-04-30 21:16:29 UTC  

Next you're going to say i have to pay taxes... pffft @sammy the cowboy

2020-04-30 21:16:38 UTC  

Going to be inviting me alt

2020-04-30 21:16:39 UTC  

What is money

2020-04-30 21:17:15 UTC  

Fr tho
Best bet here
Pellet guns
<:CoolGuy:542487361288929283>

2020-04-30 21:17:40 UTC  

dude just make some angry beer dude

2020-04-30 21:17:48 UTC  

dude dude

2020-04-30 21:17:58 UTC  

Make some angry beer dude
I wish I could dude

2020-04-30 21:19:44 UTC  

Just invest in pellet guns
You can pretend they're real

2020-04-30 21:19:57 UTC  

California is amazing I want to live here forever

2020-04-30 21:20:08 UTC  

~~I want to die~~

2020-04-30 21:20:27 UTC  

<:blobthinkingglare:568743185740988446>

2020-04-30 21:20:52 UTC  

You're all being to toxic. Just ask nicely and im sure the thief/murder will simply leave. Worked for my cousins brother roommates uncle

2020-04-30 21:20:55 UTC  

<:bitch_smile:700413100918308954>

2020-04-30 21:21:04 UTC  

Ah yes

2020-04-30 21:21:13 UTC  

My wife's boyfriend will protect us

2020-04-30 21:21:58 UTC  

@sammy the cowboy he would but hes on duty at the local cop shop. Won't be home till after his shift

2020-04-30 21:22:11 UTC  

Damnit

2020-04-30 21:22:32 UTC  

I'll just do this then

2020-04-30 21:22:40 UTC  

<a:abitch_grab:693290251036393473>

2020-04-30 21:23:14 UTC  

Seems legit