fuck now i'm kinda scared to fuck my gf when i get out of this... that much nut could fucking yeet a condom

what do

lol ok

Nice job coal

I went to the doctor today and they cut me loose from a lot of stuff. I’m out of part of my cast. My arm is in a sling now because I guess it wasn’t that bad. My legs are now safe, however, everything below my knee is still in plaster. Win for me.

I just got my gf into edgy as hell memes

thank the lord

that won't be hard @noobypropmaker

she is pretty depressed as well. the honkpill will probably be easy for her to swallow

I can't yet but I want to hug her so much

yeah, kissing isn't as awkward now

God I can’t want till I can walk again. I won’t be able to marry Haedyn for a few years but hey. It doesn’t matter.

I’ve got her for now

Please don’t leave me

Rip doggo, it sucks that we’ve lost two recently. @nnqlnc I wish your little pupper good rest. My girlfriend also says that your dog was cute. I hope this goes easily for you. If you ever need anything we are here for you.

yep

i'm 5'11 and my gf is 5'4... life is intersting

yeah

poor littleguy

I’ve been playing couch multiplayer with my gf, life has never felt so good. All the nostalgia from when we were in middle school is flooding back

Playing vidya with a broken arm is kinda weird by the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeqJyUbuzN4

>deploy to Afghanistan
>convert to Islam
>plan terror attack on white guys, jews and police
<:hmmm:594365799263633419>

World is strange indeed

In a few days I’ll be able to wear boots (not the shoe) and be in a wheel chair

I’m excited

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568685329855545344/618666604531810314/Great_Jacket.mp4

Ngl getting laid isn’t as good as I thought it’d be.

I love it when she smiles though, she can cure depression the way she is

Like a week or two ago yeah

@nnqlnc im an insomniac too. Here’s the things though. It really helped me out when I bought a new mattress. When you go to bed; don’t even put night filter on just leave your phone to chill somewhere else. But on some music that will either calm or bore you to death. A good example for songs that will calm you is the Halo 3 ODST soundtrack by Martin O’Donnell

You might want to check out a guy named ‘life is a special operation’ (YouTube) ‘s video on how to sleep better

I got drug tested when I worked at a QFC drug test

They thought I did cocaine because I ate so many poppyseed muffins lol

Same

I used to play piano at a bar

That place was filled with pure cancer

Buy a gun @SheepTeeth. If he does anything real ballsy and fucked just whip it out

Ok

Yeah, I don’t mean to actively use it as such, I just mean have it just in case. Don’t do it for anything light

Yeah, Kaufman you are right

I was just basing that from my experience from working at a bar @KomradeKaufman

A trap tried to rape me when I left for the night **twice**

Aww, cute

Good luck sheep

Fuck I wish I wasn’t so socially awkward. Even though I have a gf and love her so much that she means the world to me I can’t initiate contact. I wish I was a chad so bad

It’s not that I don’t trust her or that she acts like she wouldn’t like it. Frankly, I can’t really tell why I’m so retarded about this. I just still love her so much but I can’t say/ do some of the things I wish I would were I not so awkward

She pretty much always initiates intimate contact and stuff like that. I’m a really socially awkward and because of that she likes to fluster me literally whenever possible

Ok

Okay

It’s not about sex or anything. That shit’s kinda overrated. I mean just giving her long warm hugs.

It kinda weighs a toll on me

Maybe

Okay

Lmao

I hope Haedyn never finds out about Masha... Masha was my high school experience. Haedyn and I were best friends during middle school.

Yeah

I miss old 4chan

Fuuuuuck

Gf noticed my extra ribs

They are sideways right next to my sternum

That was an awkward conversation

God I was I wasn’t a medical nightmare

>extra ribs
>extra vertebrae
>normal amount of chromosomes

I have three extra ribs

And just one extra vertebrae

I have a bulge below my neck, nothing too big

27 or some shit (vertebrae)

Yeah

It’s really annoying, they don’t hurt but they protrude and it looks weird

I could send a pic but I’m not too excited to send a pick of my nips to you guys

Kinda gay

Hopefully

Bruh the extra ribs on the side of my sternum stick like half an inch out of my chest

And they aren’t even, it’s only on one side

Definitely

Anyways I’ll be back, I have to go help cook

One of my legs is okay now, it’s in a boot. The other is still fucked though

Anyways see you later

nice

ah gerber

Tfw today’s my birthday

It’s legal for me to drink shit now, it’s not like I’ve been doing that since I was 17 though

Definitely not

I hate that I was born today

Stupid sandniggers ruined my third birthday

I still’d love a /lit/ channel, for your literacy needs

I finished my book!

I’m so happy with myself

Also for clarification I’m not reading one, writing

I hope I can get a publisher

Inb4 “what’s the name of the book”
No

Reeeeeee

My gf is so smol, she’s 5”3. I’m a hell of a lot taller than her. how tall are your gf’s?

@noobypropmaker you got a gf?

Awww

That’s the shit of stories, man

Holy shit

You never see tall women anymore