just make sure to uhhhh ~~slap her face with the pistol and call her a dirty dog~~ use protection

lol

I finished my book!

I’m so happy with myself

nice

Also for clarification I’m not reading one, writing

I hope I can get a publisher

Inb4 “what’s the name of the book”
No

What's the name of the book?

Reeeeeee

Le GF has arrived

Nice hope she is a nice Christian girl that wants the same things you do

nice

big eyes

cute

Aww nice

My gf is so smol, she’s 5”3. I’m a hell of a lot taller than her. how tall are your gf’s?

Congrats paste ma boi

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@noobypropmaker you got a gf?

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She is a lapsed Catholic, super cutie.

Took her to a football game and I could tell she wasn't having the best time, so when I was driving her home early I brought it up and she told me: "You could text me and tell me we're going to the junkyard tomorrow and we're gonna sit there, I'd still have a good time because I'd be with you."

awww

Awww

That’s the shit of stories, man

6'0 @T-34 Waifu

Holy shit

Good shit @ThatGuyWithPaste

You never see tall women anymore

Yes im only 5 inches taller

We tower over other couples lol

6”5 absolute chad

I can imagine

Plus shes military too

I have to lean down to kiss my gf

Shes more of a chad than me tbh

She’s so cute and small

If your gf is a chad you are doing well

Skinny or chub