I carry a 3V Outlaw as my possibles bag

My 3v Outlaw fits 1l water, a filter, basic first aid, 3 different fire starters, 3 extra mags, my SSD, phone battery bank, cables, zip ties, ranger bands, and a Tom Brown Tracker

Too late

You could always join the manscouts

USMC

1371 bruhhh

I get the feeling I'm older than most herr

By a decade, maybe more

35

Iamyourgodnow.tiff

I'm 35

Good night. Sweet prince.

Suck my wrinkled, failing dick

no, this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL2mF5lhwdk

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assaulted

Goddamnit. Who gave Kyle the Monster?

God told him to leave

Other states already do this

https://gfycat.com/unitedsardoniceyelashpitviper

@Mr. Verboten shut up, fudd

With tecatevirus hidden in every stitch!

Eat that ass

Got 2 rules for the b00g:
1 - stay away from my fuckin' percocet
2 - you got any percocet?

4 strength 4 stam leather belt

What are rights?

lulzorz

Lol. "Request written permission from your regional alcohol authority"

Right.

HA

bruh

Cold Steel

Best bang for your buck

I've built one.

I pinky promise I'll provide content beyond shitposting.

It may be 2 months from now, but itll happen.

Maybe.

Tu apestas come verga de chivo

@itstooslim desde aqui, puedo oler tu panocha podrida

That shit just made me laugh *again*

Goodbye fudd

@Khorne welcome to the shit show.

Yeah, I Just read a few articles about how China makes almost all the world's antibiotics. Corona virus has already slowed down importation of those products and could lead to a shortage. I'm getting a few bottles of amoxicillin at Southern Ag this weekend, maybe you should too.

Technically china makes the materials that we(the US) 'assemble' into antibiotics

*leaf = maple syrup drinking, moose riding, 'eh' saying 'tist

Welcome Mark Zuckerberg

I smuggled a pellet rifle into Peru because our friends there couldn't get what they needed.

Pre-b00g potential is its basically free. No $3000 rigs needed.

mid/post-b00g major downside is NO POWER INFRASTRUCTURE.

Liar.

INternet works for me.

I am moist now.

I can't see buying a firearm being difficult in Peru... unless things have changed that much since I was there. Actual literal children were buying porn, cigarettes, and beer from street vendors and smoking/drinking in public. There were gunfights in the street at LEAST once a week for the 3 months I was there.

On a side note, I effin' miss salchipapas and lomo saltado like you wouldn't believe.

Use the ring-style wedge instead of the flat plate.

Seat the handle 1/8" below the top of the axe head, coat the ring wedge in epoxy, seat it, then fill the 1/8' area with epoxy.

Re-read your fake news

Filing for bankruptcy ***protection***

Just want to point out that if anyone can grow weed or tobacco, DO IT. There will be little else (besides food, booze, ammo) that will be as universally tradeable.

Hope your scout master kisses you before crawling into your rucksack

Suckin' on that Scout Master

Shush your mouth boy scout. You'll be writing a symphony on skin flute.

Maybe try to suck some illuminati info out of him

Check pawn shops/flea markets for CBs.

Both the ones I have now came from garage sales

My birbs talk to me

With vacuum seal you also don't have to worry about loss of moisture, mold, or bacteria (assuming you sterilize it first)

She needs to let me in and around her mouth before she fades into obscurity

...why NH? Of all places why NH?

When my state finally swings blue (its inevitable within the next two decades as Californians move East), I'm either moving to Montana or Alaska. Mountains, wilderness, and big bore rifles are my life.

Oklahoma swings between 15(-9.3c) in the winter and 110(43.3c) in summer. I wear shorts clear down into 20(-6.6c) degree weather, I can only imagine how comfortable layered clothing in -20(-28c) would be ❤️

My favorite time to go camping is in 20(-6.6c) degree weather. Build a simple wind break, make an ember bed, and have the best sleep of your life with only a few wool blankets.

Where's the mounted dildo cannon?

Question to all of you: Have you ever challenged yourself to survive in the woods? A few years back a buddy and I went into the woods for 14 days with only a hatchet, firesteel, pot, a simple fishing kit, and a .22 rifle(with ammo)

We lasted 9 days before we went home early after killing a wild hog (didn't want to let 80+lbs of meat spoil)

I lost 12lbs in 9 days

Alaska has the worst mosquitos you'll ever find

thick as a fog and as big as a wasp

You'll only learn through practice, and you can say "hell yeah I'm country I can kill a possum with a slingshot and eat its liver", but until you prove it, you'll never know.

@Mr. Verboten you don't need big game animals. The best meal I ate on that 9 day adventure was fish. We found wild asparagus, wild sage, and wild onion. We used that to make fish soup.

from a black crappie.

Even if its just two days with one night, DO IT

I say fuck scouting. As long as its legal, just jump in and try it. Its not a challenge if you purposefully plan to be near a freshwater source or a food source

That's awesome

I want to try iguana

I'll try to find pictures of our adventure and post them. We made camp inside a cave and scavenged trash from the river for bedding. We built a raft from wood and cordage for fishing.

I used to have *excellent* cash flow...
...then I got married.

I make more money than I've ever made in my life, and I have less to show for it than I've ever had.

The plus side is I have a home and land and livestock now

When I was single I shared a house with 4 other dudes

Choke me.