got all my hard drives sorted though so it's not like it wasn't productive

Liar.

INternet works for me.

works on my machine

LOL

fugg

the NSA raped me

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what do you mean

my modem looks like goatse

I am moist now.

>boy scouts declaring bankruptcy

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fuck I'm really close to eagle man

Re-read your fake news

nah the area councils are still operational

Filing for bankruptcy ***protection***

I still have six months left to go

staying in gay scouts <:kek:673429914447249428>

Hope your scout master kisses you before crawling into your rucksack

lmao

what’s your Eagle Scout project

Suckin' on that Scout Master

no idea yet

I might start stabbing homeless people and call it a project

Shush your mouth boy scout. You'll be writing a symphony on skin flute.

My scoutmaster is a freemason

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i have a swollen lymph node

its as wide as two small peas next to each other

Maybe try to suck some illuminati info out of him

I know other masons who are more cooperative about what they do than he is

I know a Jewish guy who is a mason and part of a family that’s an offshoot of the rothchilds

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holy shit that's quite the combo

He won’t say shit when I ask him

But I think he’s just trolling me with that

masons and those particular sects of people have ways of speaking that can control the way you act

it's very strange

not directly like magic, but it's a common theme for them to have silver tongues