And then Dolphins met people. Mwahahahaaaa

Hey there we go

Hi folks :)

thanks @BFG sorry for bugging your DMs :)

Yeah, come grind me

:D

Well when I was in hospital there was this big suppository that...

;)

That it doesn't matter. No matter what we do, the world will be shit, it has always been shit, and will always be shit. All we do is provide another generation to wallow in the shit...

So lets have some fun playing in the shit while we're here I suppose

lol

Can I get away with A YT link?

Reminds me of this: Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM

That's not a song...

that's someone hopping about having stubbed their toe, hoarse after a big night at the stadium and the pub

I believe the term you're after is "kaffir boetie"

fair enough

what do they *actually* look like?

@cqc fuckin' ponce

He's human, so he trumps a dog, but he's mentally disturbed to act that way

Animals unlike children don't have rights. We just choose to restrict ourselves in our behaviour towards them

aberrant behaviour however should be punished/treated

Exactly. Its an aberration in the person not the violation of the animal that's the problem as such

Did you slaughter/butcher yourself?

bad like bitter or what?

It sounds like I enjoy eating miserable meat then

I grew up on a 5.5 acre block just outside a town of 100 people heh

area was mostly grain farming with a bit of cattle/sheep rotated in occasionally

your friend's dumb car, or your dumb friend's car?

ok I'm off home folks, ciao

@YOUNGMUFASAprettyboyswag2010 having fun pinging everyone there?

There are also literally 33 year olds with kids and jobs here too

@Zaphod1207 the proles are a socioeconomic group not a group based on political opinions of its members

@Zaphod1207 I'm on mobile, proles is a fuckton easier to type

.agree

For all AU gets a bad rep, all we have to worry about is snakes and spiders

They don't generally tear you apart

I will be dead by then

Thank goodness

34 mate. Old fart lol

I know. I've had the nick for like 20 years. It stopped being literal a long time ago :)

Lmao

Well it's true the same way the tiger repelling rock works

Depends on the cupcake I suppose

If the cupcake is moving at 99.99999% of lightspeed and impacts in the city I imagine that would be a problem.

If the cupcake were made of an insanely low density material and at rest, it's raw mass energy equivalent might be relatively trivial

That's a biscuit

Why do americans call bread "biscuit"?

I mean at some level "why americans" I spose

bloody traitors

You have a form of bread related to scones that you guys call biscuit.

"World Record Orgy Location Moved After Las Vegas Hotel Pulls Out"
*"pulls out"*
heh

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 Why can you not fire a cupcake at (near) lightspeed? Given a steady, slow acceleration and enough fuel....

Think bigger

https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

the atmosphere isn't that thick at those kinda speeds

Kekistan server still exists <shrug>

I just did the maths

for a 10cm sphere of the same density as bread, travelling at 99.99999% of light speed, straight down into the ground, roughly 1.12 megatons of energy released.

which should level a smallish city

Can anyone guess I'm an autist? lol

Anything can travel arbitrarily fast

up to the speed of light obviously

Nukemap says that kinda blast would take out manhatten, jersey city, and brooklyn if that's a guide (just the fireball)

fusion

Anime. <shudder>

Could also sound like a murderous drag performer

Egads reminds me of a friend of mine who used to have the randomly spouted catchphrase "WHAT IF THE CHILD CONSENTS THO?"

So you're gonna do *immoral* policing?

Twas a joke Centronius :)

_can't comment on artistic quality, having very little sense of aesthetics_

In AU it is considered CP

.au

Australia

We're overrepresented on the english speaking internet yep

Scorpions? I dont think I've ever seen a scorpion

Poisonous snakes? Yeah. We usually had a dead king brown hanging on the fence as kids

Looking into it, none of the rare scorpion species in australia are fatal, in fact none of them cause more than a small irritated welt.

Gallup has 29% of the US population owning guns

And with the average gun owner owning 3 guns, that makes sense

I hope that doesn't mean you forget how averages work Slaanesh :)

Who uses matches any more?

that's why god gave us lighters

Wouldn't a creampie be more disturbing if you're in the womb?

Particularly when americans are involved

Gallipoli was a fucking mess.

Naval campaign to attack the Dardanelles withdraws literally as the defenders run out of ammunition. Then the troops land in the wrong place, the commanders say "meh, stick it out anyway", ridiculous casualties landing and holding a rocky bit of cliff, until they eventually give up and send everyone home, with yet more casualties in the withdrawal

Ever see the Gallipoli film with Gibson?

'81

I dont know many private ppl who own a fire extinguisher

businesses sure but they have to

I am hearing reports tommy Robinson's arrest was a trap and they fasttracked his hearing sending him to the slammer?

maybe a media gag order in place.

https://twitter.com/lelg/status/1000009131489669122?s=09

Original deleted and caolan put this up

https://twitter.com/CaolanRob/status/1000017444801564673?s=09

I cant embed but meh

No idea if he is reliable here

But lawpages indicates a rushed trial