Message from @The1stImmortal

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2018-05-24 11:14:04 UTC  

it's a hoax Broo, rest easy

2018-05-24 11:14:28 UTC  

For all AU gets a bad rep, all we have to worry about is snakes and spiders

2018-05-24 11:14:35 UTC  

To be honest, there is a story about someone who called parents as she was eaten by bears and then there is a story of woman who literally punched bear to the snout, shouted and drove it off.

2018-05-24 11:14:38 UTC  

They don't generally tear you apart

2018-05-24 11:14:41 UTC  

There is a moral in there somewhere.

2018-05-24 11:15:57 UTC  

But there was a guy who was running a marathon, and he called his mom to let her know that he thought a bear was stalking him. They found his body later, and he had been mauled. Sad

2018-05-24 11:16:28 UTC  

^

2018-05-24 11:16:44 UTC  

Yeah that is kind of smart, could be he fought the system and lost in the end.

2018-05-24 11:17:00 UTC  

But was not #beingeaten while he was being eaten.

2018-05-24 11:18:04 UTC  

You could die from something viral, does that count?

2018-05-24 11:18:12 UTC  

Oh god, now that i think about this. Imagine when the #generation is actually old and it is time to make your death viral?

2018-05-24 11:18:39 UTC  

I will be dead by then

2018-05-24 11:18:44 UTC  

Thank goodness

2018-05-24 11:18:45 UTC  

#suicidechallange

The1stImmortal -
I will be dead by then

HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

2018-05-24 11:19:19 UTC  

who ever can do the most creative suicide gets to be on a top 10 list

2018-05-24 11:19:33 UTC  

34 mate. Old fart lol

2018-05-24 11:19:58 UTC  

You do know what your name reads as Mr.?

2018-05-24 11:21:47 UTC  

I know. I've had the nick for like 20 years. It stopped being literal a long time ago :)

2018-05-24 11:22:17 UTC  

I... y you have false information online?

2018-05-24 11:22:40 UTC  

I am shocked, SHOCKED! How could you?

2018-05-24 11:22:47 UTC  

Lmao

2018-05-24 11:23:03 UTC  

Well it's true the same way the tiger repelling rock works

As someone that has 5 Canadian God Kids

that's hilarious

and viewing figures will go down lower

2018-05-24 11:49:28 UTC  

50% seems really high

2018-05-24 11:49:55 UTC  

arent gays only like 4% of the population?

I have a Gay sister but not everyone does. I'm the 50%

2018-05-24 11:52:06 UTC  

has there not been a gay villain in a movie yet?

Accelerating Acceptance

I knew my Sister was Gay before she did

BOG OFF

OUT of my Family business you bunch of CUNTS

2018-05-24 11:55:07 UTC  

hmmm, there was something I watched a while ago that said less than half of young people in some place, i cant remember where, identified as exclusively hetero

2018-05-24 11:55:35 UTC  

but that seems way too high, so I think there are a lot of people just saying they are for points

If you touch a hair on my Sister's head

They will never find your body