hello

tbh I only know bits and pieces about Le Pen from /pol/

mind redpilling this dude?

so Le Pen basically wants to make France great again?

i'm down

i need some dank le pen memes to trigger my normie FB friends

YES

I CAN HANDLE IT

GIMME ALL YOU GT

GOT

GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT

>kys

the only good leftist is a BTFO'd leftist

only after becoming every leftist's worst nightmare can you truly live the dream

i'm getting on voice

gimme a sec to get my mic

most based US presidents/UK prime ministers of history, go

Thatcher was a pretty tough gal

her censorship regime was kinda bullshit tho

fucking Teenage Mutant "Hero" Turtles fuck off with that noise

i'll give her that she actually managed to censor the British news media which was slammed against her

but the moralfaggotry of her paradigm was some shit

shit, did you know that the first two Contra games were censored in the UK and had the human protags replaced with robots?

and like I said, the TMNT weren't called the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the UK because of that

they were the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles

because "ninjas are too violent for the kids!!11"

Mikey didn't wield nunchuks in UK TMNT media for that reason

come to think of it, Mother 2/EarthBound wasn't released in Europe until its Virtual Console release a couple years back

Probotector

that's what Contra was called in Europe up until the 4th game

funny story

I took Japanese in high school

the teacher made rice balls for us one day

this was during a lab/homeroom period between classes

when I got mine I actually said out loud "These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut."

a couple classmates laughed because they got the joke, a bunch of weebs went to my HS and took Japanese

back to the subject of based presidents from earlier

Trump actually has a portrait of Andrew Jackson in his Oval Office

how cool and poetic is that?

In the words of George Lucas, it's like poetry

he certainly has that "no fucks" look about him even when he's nervous

i don't think Trump's a very attractive man per se

but who is at 70

he certainly looks better than most 70 year olds do

he's in damn good health for a man of that age with tons of energy to boot

i don't know if I'll be as high energy as him when I'm 70

just how does he do it? is it because he doesn't drink, smoke, use drugs etc.?

yeah

his brother died of alcoholism

that's why he doesn't drink

RIP Fred Trump Jr.

Trump's oldest grandchild turns 10 this year

Don Jr.'s daughter Kai

bit surprised Eric doesn't have any kids yet

Tiffany's still pretty young at 23

will Barron grow up to be a chick magnet? I hope he does

The rumor come out: Does Barron Trump is autistic?

I mean, Trump was 60 and Melania was 36

when he was born

on Melania's part that's not a terribly old age to be having kids

but it's pushing it

my dad was 29 and my mom was 26 and I still ended up with aspergers

wait no. my dad was 30 going on 31 and my mom was 29. how the fuck did I mess that up.

no shit that's not why

anyway I love how Rosie O'Donnell tried her damnedest to push the rumor that Barron is autistic and got flak for it even from anti-Trump people

just desserts

i'm starting to like Lyin' Ted more and more as time goes on

he's not POTUS material but he certainly knows what's up

>The Constitution has a bias towards liberty

*MLG air horns*

btw I actually supported Rand in the primaries at first

>I actually gave money to Rand's presidential campaign for this hat

he was smart to drop out when he did

his place was in the senate

his numbers in the Iowa caucus were pathetic

I live in FL

fun fact. Hillary and Trump both had rallies in my town the same week

Tim Kaine spoke at my college to a rather small gathering

actual pic from the rally

Trump's rally a couple days later was HUGE

way more people attended

and there were like 0 protestors

I attended and it was awesome

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/115411552

Worst/most disappointing US election of your time?

2004 and 2012 were equally shit

looking back, both times it was "The incumbent is a bumbling neocon retard and the challenger is hopeless"

once Ron Paul was out it was all downhill in 2012

>Mormon

goddam fuck that noise

my dad's a Mormon and I used to go to Mormon services as a kid

was even baptized into the church when I was 8

shit my parents were married in the Mormon temple in Salt Lake

(they've been divorced for 14 years, kek)

everyone's religious affiliation?

i just got baptized yesterday

started attending services at this small Baptist church late last year

i had a vision one of the first times I attended the church I go to now. night before I barely got any sleep and when I hung my head to pray during closing prayer i saw myself with an angel before God, being called to go forward in faith

LSD? DMT? damn, i wouldn't touch that shit with a 39 and a half foot pole. i smoke weed and that's enough for me (taking an extended break as i'm getting ready to go back to college)

:^(

RIP doggo

this was the doberman i had before she passed away on November 5

doggos that like car rides are the best, they make for awesome travel buddies

>Zack Snyder

your doggo's got good taste

/mlpol/ was the greatest fucking thing to happen to the chans in recent memory

it sounds like the worst thing ever but it drove away the shills HARD

you can't shill against Trump when you're too easily fazed by ponut

https://boards.4chan.org/mlpol/

/cock/ is still up too

when the new Rick and Morty premiered there were like 3 threads for Szechuan McNugget sauce

because that was a thing McDonald's did when Mulan came out and the episode extensively referenced it

speaking of Mulan, is Mulan degenerate? Mike Pence actually reviewed the movie back when it came out on some site he used to run and gave it a negative review

b-b-but muh women in the military

so was the general bi

he totally wanted that Ping cock

Ping boipucci

whatever

>Fa Ping

Star Vs the Forces of Evil is one of the least-pozzed cartoons of recent

the first season takes a while to find its footing but it all builds up nicely

[spoiler]test[/spoiler]

pretty much

awww

Steven Universe is bluepilled/pozzed agreed?

i actually made a handful of those images that i posted. but I won't say which ones 😉

when i was baptized yesterday i lost my glasses. it was an ocean baptism so we went to the beach and had it done. my first words when i rose from the water and realized i'd lost them were "GOD DAMN IT!"

how fucked am I?

i'm pretty sure god was playing a trick on me with my glasses getting lost

and me saying "God damn it" was less blasphemy and more like "really, bro?"

a test???!!!!

i have astigmatism in my left eye. just my left eye. so i'm gonna see everything three feet to the left for a little bit, although the vision in that eye seems to be getting clearer ever since.

i'm pretty fucking sure even the Borg wouldn't assimilate the Mudslimes

that'd be even dumber than most of what Voyager did to the borg

i actually got to watch Best of Both Worlds in a movie theater when Fathom Events did a one-night showing

i rewatched it this past Christmas Day along with Yesterday's Enterprise and Who Watches the Watchers

i don't judge if you like traps

judgment-free fap

@Joe from Blues Clues

what's the origin of shadilay? i keep saying it but i'm still not really sure what it actually means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ZBqpEUbik

aka that one song that Trump occasionally read the lyrics to at his rallies

>manages to be a pretty fitting allegory for the dark, ugly side of globalism

*p o t t e r y *

what can i do with an Associate's Degree in IT

nice

i've honestly spent the last year and a half in and out of the workforce going from job to job

mostly shitty food service jobs

i worked as a dishwasher for Mellow Mushroom for a little bit

then I worked as a host for an Asian buffet

then I worked at Waffle House

i was a cook there.

worked past midnight on New Year's, god that was awful

yeah i want to find office work

it's way more what i'm comfortable with

my most recent job? independent contractor signing people up for Obongophones

fuck Assurance Wireless, fuck the niggers I worked with every day

that $7 a phone shit was a waste

they took $14 out of my first paycheck just for the background check

and $7 every week for the tablet i used to sign people up

brb

is this song bluepilled?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi-ZIOmB6EM

do you normally use drugs to help inspire your songs?

>adderall

goddam i'm starting to miss smoking weed every day

my folks want me to quit

well Assclowns i really like all the songs you've made that I've heard so far

why can't i do drugs and meet spirit guide nigger killers

i kinda want to try acid

but that shit is dangerous

>12 straight hours of tripping balls

how the fuck do i get acid

i know you're not supposed to use it unsupervised unless you absolutely know what you're doing

it's being a Christian and wanting to feel God that makes me want to try acid

i want to have another vision

i want to receive some real dank wisdom

my family's not super religious

my dad's still a Mormon but he works most Sundays

my stepdad's agnostic

my mom's becoming religious again since I started this journey

my sister's got a position in the LDS church's Relief Society now

>we worship the EDM nigger 3!

what did he mean by this?

how do i acquire Ell Ess Dee

just drank some darjeeling tea earlier. good shit.

So Hawaiian baby woodrose is basically the closest thing to legal LSD?

and this is legal in the US?

where might I acquire some?

so i can just eat the seeds straight up?

i love my weed though

if i like these seeds and start to take them more and more, will the weed feel like it has less of an effect?

i'm afraid to do this shit while my parents are home, I don't get wanna get Baker Acted lol

should he be sober?

can you take a pic to show me what they look like?

so obviously you don't want to do these when you plan on being at Disney World the next day

for instance

or the morning that you go to Disney World lol

there's nothing wrong with being vegan if you're not a dick about it

same with being vegetarian

the older i get, the more delicious certain vegetables are

like i fucking love broccoli now

when I get Chinese takeout I ask for extra broccoli

i'm 6'3" and i tell kids that if they eat their vegetables they can be as tall as me one day

somewhat

i'd say 5'10-6'1 is right around "average" white American male height

😦

you may be short, but i don't believe you're a manlet 😃

people say one of the big disadvantages of being so tall is having to duck/crouch in the shower

but my shower has a 7 foot clearance and the nozzle is actually above my head

it's actually my parents' shower that's less accommodating

i have to crouch a little bit to wash my hair in that one.

but not in my own shower

won't know til i try

not on any prescriptions so i should be in the clear

dunno if i should smoke weed too, at least not on the first go

define "normally"

i honestly use it pretty regularly

with some light intervals of cleansing/breaks

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING NORMIE

jk

my most recent political compass result

good? bad? ???

http://politicalcompass.org/test

>tfw I have that link memorized

yeah it's deliberately designed/worded to weed out neolibs

reconcilable

basically if you're lib-left but close enough to the origin you might be redeemable

i was honestly further down into that quadrant a couple years back

before i got redpilled

mind you i'm almost 21 now and i had to have been like 16 when i first took it

Who here would like to explain?

nice chatting with you toastman