Message from @The1stImmortal
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I just love my guns
Who uses matches any more?
The reason you don't light 3 ciggaretes on a single match
that's why god gave us lighters
Lol
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@Jek Porkins
Your guns love you too
Is so you don't burn your fucking fingers
Bic gave us lighters
Reaps on point
Slaanesh too
Being reaps
Repost
<:think_woke:378717098681171988> and you believe that?
Wouldn't a creampie be more disturbing if you're in the womb?
It literally says (((superstition)))
Lol
Friendly fire isn't
They are no different
Gallipoli is my favorite military campaign
Based in truth but unable to accurately represent reality
At most
Gallipoli was a fucking mess.
Yes I love gallipoli too
Hail atatürk
Glorious father
Lighting with someone else's match isn't going to cost me more attention than my own match
And who the fuck are you expecting to barge into your house while you're cleaning your gun
Naval campaign to attack the Dardanelles withdraws literally as the defenders run out of ammunition. Then the troops land in the wrong place, the commanders say "meh, stick it out anyway", ridiculous casualties landing and holding a rocky bit of cliff, until they eventually give up and send everyone home, with yet more casualties in the withdrawal
When you light a match, snipers can see it
^^
That's also why you don't salute officers in the field
^^^^^^^^
Good question
How about you lock your fucking doors m8
Get some reinforced turkish doors
I feel like a joke has spiralled out of control
Always shoot British/commonwealth officers