Message from @The1stImmortal

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2018-05-24 23:27:10 UTC  

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2018-05-24 23:27:14 UTC  

Being reaps

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2018-05-24 23:27:21 UTC  

Repost

2018-05-24 23:27:42 UTC  

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2018-05-24 23:27:47 UTC  

<:think_woke:378717098681171988> and you believe that?

2018-05-24 23:27:48 UTC  

Wouldn't a creampie be more disturbing if you're in the womb?

2018-05-24 23:27:57 UTC  

It literally says (((superstition)))

2018-05-24 23:28:02 UTC  

Lol

2018-05-24 23:28:26 UTC  

Friendly fire isn't

2018-05-24 23:28:38 UTC  

Particularly when americans are involved

2018-05-24 23:28:48 UTC  

They are no different

2018-05-24 23:29:06 UTC  

Gallipoli is my favorite military campaign

2018-05-24 23:29:08 UTC  

Based in truth but unable to accurately represent reality

2018-05-24 23:29:12 UTC  

At most

2018-05-24 23:29:17 UTC  

Gallipoli was a fucking mess.

2018-05-24 23:29:18 UTC  

Yes I love gallipoli too

2018-05-24 23:29:23 UTC  

Hail atatürk

2018-05-24 23:29:26 UTC  

Glorious father

2018-05-24 23:30:08 UTC  

Lighting with someone else's match isn't going to cost me more attention than my own match

2018-05-24 23:30:33 UTC  

And who the fuck are you expecting to barge into your house while you're cleaning your gun

2018-05-24 23:30:35 UTC  

Naval campaign to attack the Dardanelles withdraws literally as the defenders run out of ammunition. Then the troops land in the wrong place, the commanders say "meh, stick it out anyway", ridiculous casualties landing and holding a rocky bit of cliff, until they eventually give up and send everyone home, with yet more casualties in the withdrawal

2018-05-24 23:30:38 UTC  

When you light a match, snipers can see it

2018-05-24 23:30:50 UTC  

^^

2018-05-24 23:31:03 UTC  

That's also why you don't salute officers in the field

2018-05-24 23:31:11 UTC  

^^^^^^^^

2018-05-24 23:31:55 UTC  

Good question

2018-05-24 23:32:16 UTC  

How about you lock your fucking doors m8

2018-05-24 23:32:21 UTC  

Get some reinforced turkish doors

2018-05-24 23:32:26 UTC  

I feel like a joke has spiralled out of control

2018-05-24 23:32:30 UTC  

Always shoot British/commonwealth officers

2018-05-24 23:32:52 UTC  

Also gunlocks

2018-05-24 23:33:03 UTC  

And lock guns

2018-05-24 23:33:10 UTC  

We're very advanced

2018-05-24 23:33:24 UTC  

And yet the gun-less country has less break-ins <:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-05-24 23:33:32 UTC  

Sure

2018-05-24 23:33:37 UTC  

Just more rapes

2018-05-24 23:33:40 UTC  

And acid attacks

2018-05-24 23:33:43 UTC  

@Reaps
is it good?

2018-05-24 23:33:51 UTC  

Wasn't too bad at all

2018-05-24 23:33:56 UTC  

How the fuck are you going to respond with a gun to an acid attack