Glitter ovens.

Can we enlist the Poles and Hungarians for the crucadicide?

His first crush

OMG you have a little you!

@Buddha23Fett your comment on that picture made me lol

Yeah I’m gonna get blocked but oh well

Mental illness isn’t funny

😂

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dw0aOvvWoAEz22b.jpg

hahaha

he was smart not to say something like "I dont know who that is". Even though its a baldface lie, it would just add fuel to her fire. This way he gets to shit on her from up on high without giving her any comback lol

I lol'd so hard when I saw this

I don't know if she actually does drink or not, but that stream made it look like she was a complete teatotaler.

I dont think she consumes human food at all

she was certainly very surprised that her husband was in her kitchen

Not as surprised as I was that another human being would willingly spend their life with her.

He was probably Hitler in a previous life and this was just karma

You don’t know (or want to know) what happens in their bedroom every night..

Just be accepting. Some people are different

Yeah. A POW wow

I hope to god he's a Mormon so he can at least put a sheet between eachother

Or sterile so someone else does the breeding, lash;)

fucking Matt paused the video on that zoomed in closeup of her sucking the bottle off.....I cant get it out of my head and I hate it so, so, so much lol

Ups and downs to being a cuckoo

does she even have children?

that are her own****

Cooked or raw?

I wouldnt put it past her to have bought some children from a Romanian orphanage years ago knowing they'd be useful eventually

With chilli, all children are useful

"and this here is my human child. He is a small male, what some would call a "baby boy", and his name is Arthur Geoffrey Warren. Isnt that fun. Its been nice having you all here today, thank you for joining me in the kitchen for this announcement" Warren, upon introducing her child to the Husband.

So it begins.... kek

....

I can’t unsee that now