Message from @Lash-Games

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2019-01-11 11:56:29 UTC  

I don't think Europe has the right to self-defence

2019-01-11 11:57:09 UTC  

neither do Australians

2019-01-11 11:57:33 UTC  

certainly no right to defensive weapons

2019-01-11 11:58:54 UTC  

You're correct we don't.

2019-01-11 12:01:46 UTC  

If someone breaks into my house and are not armed with anything and I have a knife or a bat I will get sued. I'm supposed to put my weapon down. It's only fiar if we are equally armed. UK.

2019-01-11 12:03:05 UTC  

If I keep a weapon by my bed and get to use it I can be prosecuted for a premeditated crime.

2019-01-11 12:06:13 UTC  

I'd never want to live in Europe

2019-01-11 12:06:14 UTC  

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2019-01-11 12:06:34 UTC  

I dont think anybody wants to live in Europe

2019-01-11 12:06:41 UTC  

I know I am trying to escape lol

2019-01-11 12:06:48 UTC  

To where?

2019-01-11 12:06:58 UTC  

the US

2019-01-11 12:07:11 UTC  

Is it hard to get a citizenship?

2019-01-11 12:07:40 UTC  

well I tried to get a student visa two years ago

2019-01-11 12:07:51 UTC  

and the dude at the desk was in a foul mood

2019-01-11 12:08:06 UTC  

Probably an sjw

2019-01-11 12:08:12 UTC  

Just nab an American. Super easy.

2019-01-11 12:08:15 UTC  

it was just after Trump got elected

2019-01-11 12:08:29 UTC  

Are American girls easy?

2019-01-11 12:08:32 UTC  

They love all foreign accents.

2019-01-11 12:08:48 UTC  

in the amount of time the dude took to do the girl infront of me, the lady in the next booth did three people

2019-01-11 12:08:51 UTC  

Easy a long as you're not a freak.

2019-01-11 12:08:58 UTC  

Hahaha

2019-01-11 12:09:07 UTC  

so yeah, I dont have the best track record with the US visa process lol

2019-01-11 12:09:47 UTC  

Eastern European girls like Americans

2019-01-11 12:09:58 UTC  

So they've said

2019-01-11 12:14:21 UTC  

So my best bet is sell my fucked up Filipino-Kiwi-Australian accent

2019-01-11 12:14:25 UTC  

I am totally screwed

2019-01-11 12:15:54 UTC  

it would be a good conversation starter.

"So where are you from exactly, or is this a speech impediment?"

2019-01-11 12:19:15 UTC  

those are all kinds of microaggressions!

2019-01-11 12:19:30 UTC  

There's 300 million Americans @Deleted User

2019-01-11 12:20:16 UTC  

I'm 100% sure you could convince one of them you're a good sort

2019-01-11 12:20:38 UTC  

microaggressions from micronesia @Shadows 😋

2019-01-11 12:21:38 UTC  

that was such a bad joke it doesnt even qualify for a dad joke. It was like an uncle joke lol

2019-01-11 12:31:59 UTC  

@Lash-Games get someone to pity-marry me and get that green card

2019-01-11 13:01:10 UTC  

@Deleted User I need to get my own first lol Its not as easy as people make it out to be.

2019-01-11 13:01:11 UTC  

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2019-01-11 13:03:27 UTC  

there should be a service specifically for this. Freedom-loving-lovers.com or something. A First & Second amendment supporting people who support traditional marriage and have written a 10 page paper on why government only causes problems only dating website lol

2019-01-11 13:07:39 UTC  

Dunno. Sure you’re batting for the right team if you go that route?

2019-01-11 13:09:03 UTC  

Probably easier to flee to Canada first. They’re still an EU colony though... so stage two might have to be sneaking down to Texas or Arizona

2019-01-11 13:10:31 UTC  

getting into Canadurp is also pretty difficult from what I have been told. A friend of mine had a Canadian wife and kid, they've been together over here for about 10 years and he's still finding it difficult to get a visa to move back there with her and the kid