Is it hard to get a citizenship?

well I tried to get a student visa two years ago

and the dude at the desk was in a foul mood

Probably an sjw

Just nab an American. Super easy.

it was just after Trump got elected

Are American girls easy?

They love all foreign accents.

in the amount of time the dude took to do the girl infront of me, the lady in the next booth did three people

Easy a long as you're not a freak.

Hahaha

so yeah, I dont have the best track record with the US visa process lol

Eastern European girls like Americans

So they've said

So my best bet is sell my fucked up Filipino-Kiwi-Australian accent

I am totally screwed

it would be a good conversation starter.

"So where are you from exactly, or is this a speech impediment?"

those are all kinds of microaggressions!

There's 300 million Americans @Deleted User

I'm 100% sure you could convince one of them you're a good sort

microaggressions from micronesia @Shadows 😋

that was such a bad joke it doesnt even qualify for a dad joke. It was like an uncle joke lol

@Lash-Games get someone to pity-marry me and get that green card

@Deleted User I need to get my own first lol Its not as easy as people make it out to be.

🆙 | **Lash-Games leveled up!**

there should be a service specifically for this. Freedom-loving-lovers.com or something. A First & Second amendment supporting people who support traditional marriage and have written a 10 page paper on why government only causes problems only dating website lol

Dunno. Sure you’re batting for the right team if you go that route?

Probably easier to flee to Canada first. They’re still an EU colony though... so stage two might have to be sneaking down to Texas or Arizona

getting into Canadurp is also pretty difficult from what I have been told. A friend of mine had a Canadian wife and kid, they've been together over here for about 10 years and he's still finding it difficult to get a visa to move back there with her and the kid

@Deleted User if you marry in the US for a green-card, invoke VAWA so that you can get accelerated immigration process and social programs. all you gotta do is say stuff that suggests that you're being treated like a prisoner/boy-toy

women in the US found this out with south american men invoking VAWA

and if she's rich, you're in the money

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1083531644785455104

@Lash-Games I find that insulting sir! I'm an uncle and my jokes are the best!

So you know the one about “guess how many thumbs I stuck up your butt?”

that is possibly the best trump troll I have ever seen rofl

The amount of butt hurt in the comment section is hilarious

You do have to ask yourself... when a troll is elected to high office... what that says about the electors

Just an open question 👹

it says we have great taste