Message from @Hans the Sad Gamer Toad
Discord ID: 279488748352176130
(literally named "Brian Shea"
shoved HIM in the van
and had Brian go swim and save him (again I was 10)
so one sweatshirt-tourniquet later dad was on his way to the hospital
and a couple hours of stitches later all ended peacefully
except for brians sweatshirt which was just FUCKED by the blood
11 years later my dad admitted in a therapy session (for me) that I saved his life
happy ending
indeed
and i just realized
my sister has nearly killed me
5 times
well
2 times with a snow mobile
one time with a bike
hehe my sister is afraid of machinery
so im safe
one time by nearly drowning me
oh and my sister cant bike
also my sister is a foot shorter than me....
so sorry to hear you are in so much more danger my dude
nah, you get used to it
not sure I would
but good on ya
i live in finland
AH
you get used to everything here
EVERYTHING MAKES MORE SENSE NOW
everytime i mention im finnish
do ya ford a fjord in a ford?
...that joke
was so bad
it made me remember the finnish SS division
I hang my hat on that joke
forever
ill hang myself on that joke
I will NEVER top that cringe
...cuz I don't think I CAN
meet my sister
she tried to connect a monitor with an internet cable