Message from @Hans the Sad Gamer Toad
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which y'know...game over
so yeah
i remember this one time my sister ran over my legs with a snowmobile
I had to bike home
grab mom
(i was 10 btw at the time
and just scream at her to get in the van
had her drive me to the neighbors
grabbed the big irish neighbor man
(literally named "Brian Shea"
shoved HIM in the van
and had Brian go swim and save him (again I was 10)
so one sweatshirt-tourniquet later dad was on his way to the hospital
and a couple hours of stitches later all ended peacefully
except for brians sweatshirt which was just FUCKED by the blood
11 years later my dad admitted in a therapy session (for me) that I saved his life
happy ending
indeed
and i just realized
my sister has nearly killed me
well
2 times with a snow mobile
one time with a bike
hehe my sister is afraid of machinery
so im safe
one time by nearly drowning me
oh and my sister cant bike
also my sister is a foot shorter than me....
and one time with ATV
so sorry to hear you are in so much more danger my dude
nah, you get used to it
not sure I would
but good on ya
i live in finland
AH
you get used to everything here
EVERYTHING MAKES MORE SENSE NOW
everytime i mention im finnish
do ya ford a fjord in a ford?
...that joke