Jake VonFürth

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Jake VonFürth
2019-07-14 00:55:36 UTC [Athens #public-gallery]  

Who the fuck just @called me?

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-14 00:57:07 UTC [Athens #public-gallery]  

I actually haven't seen anything by SFO, I just get recommended his vids.

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:11:03 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

HOLY SHIT

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:11:27 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

IF YOU HAVE AN EXHENTAI ACCOUNT, START SAVING EVERYTHING

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:12:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

EX in the next 12 hours, E in the next 6 months.

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:13:01 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl Legislative changes i their hosting country.

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:13:37 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl No, EX holds everything, E is just the highly filtered version for the normies.

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:14:24 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Also, sorry for typos, my keyboard's trying to die.

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:16:27 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

You have to deleted all cookies, make an e account, wait a week, and you'll have access. If you alread have an E acount, then deleted cookies, log in, , wair a week.

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:17:00 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Or somethin like that.

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:18:00 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Tonight at 11 - DOOM There's been talks about hosting elsewhere, but no news of it beig onfirmed. Apparenlty the last one they've looked at immediatlygot ddossed

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:20:39 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

There's also been talks of one massive torrent of EVERYTHIG (apparently the total contet's like, 40 TB), as well as maki the site read-only from now on.

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:21:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Also, sites like n-hentai famously get's the majority of it's content from EX, and as such Nhentai will proabbly die too.

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:22:37 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

All th emoderation on EX is mostly just to keep an eye out foractiually illegal stuff.

Jake VonFürth
2019-07-26 02:22:57 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Bullshit on that last statement Anwyl.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:08:34 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

We did it boys.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:08:54 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

/r/Chapotraphouse has been quarantined.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:10:08 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I have no idea who the fuck you even are mate. I've been here for over a year, I just show up on occasion when something interesting happens.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:11:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Mate, there's not a word in existence that can accurately describe how few shits I give.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:12:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Krisemann No, last I checked that's been illegal to try for a few decades now.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:12:26 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Can't believe I'm saying, but here's to the middle easterners.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:13:48 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Is Liberty some updated version of Dyno or some shit?

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:14:30 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Oh, it's literally just nicknamed Dyno...

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:17:24 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

#chaoticlawful

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:18:14 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Two are lyres, one's a hurdy gurdy, and the last one's a magic tramp-stamp.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:19:10 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

That sounds hilarious.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:19:43 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Like my Cleric to Lolth, who was Lawful Evil.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:20:54 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Uksio I see that you're a man of culture as well.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:22:20 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Fuck the gays, zoophiles need to be thrown from rooftops.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:23:03 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Please, where'd y'all get your insults, 2011?

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:23:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Clearly you've never stepped into the Steven Universe corner of the internet.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:25:39 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Feel sorry for you mate. Maybe once you grow up you'll stop giving a shit what shows people watch.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:26:51 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Funny how you keep saying that, without showing anything that's actually cancerous beyond your own shitty attitude.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:27:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

So once again, you're back to "you like show X, therefore, fuck you."

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:28:01 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Grow the fuck up.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:28:31 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Your point?

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:29:00 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

You mean the shit posted with the sole point of fucking with you? Yeah, it seems to be doing it's job well.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:29:27 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Good job @livid_scrooge, now there actually *is* cancer in the chat.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:29:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

That's fucking hilarious.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:31:54 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

It wasn't here until you started bitching about it, causing people to post it to piss you off, making you bitch harder and start claiming to be the victim.

Fucking amazing mental gymnastics there Muten, I think that might win a gold.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:32:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Except it's not.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:34:01 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Dude, have you fuckin' seen your username and PFP? I haven't seen cringy shit this bad since the 2016 election cycle.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:34:23 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Muten Nobody was posting it until you started bitching about bronies, causing people to posted.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:34:35 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Fuckin' shit, I literally just explained that.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:35:16 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Reiko No, please don't make him stop, this is fun.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:36:17 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I'm a Christian, thanks for the thought though.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:37:33 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Muten Clearly you haven't taken a look back at your "community."

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:38:08 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Uksio I feel like that post warrants another crusade...

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:38:40 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Tell that to the atheists that decided it should be a community.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:39:19 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Also, seriously dude, come up with an original insult at least *once* in your life.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:39:40 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Vir Nothing much, giving Muten an aneurism.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:41:03 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Muten Please tell me you're epileptic before he gets started.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:41:40 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Vir Kill the spare.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:42:19 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Uksio The fuck even is that one?

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:44:36 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I assumed it was a guitar, but looked odd from the angle, making me second guess myself.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:45:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@money_sign_ The fuck are you doing?

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:45:45 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

The hell, you're still here Muten?

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:45:53 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Vir You clearly failed.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:46:43 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Seems he looked into a mirror there.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:47:25 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Uksio Okay, that one's unironically pretty good.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:47:53 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

We can never die.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:48:27 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Muten, you're just pissed that other people have things they actually like.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:48:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Steve_B_83 Do Not Disturb is the only setting that does so.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:49:57 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Steve_B_83 Right here. On mobile it's pretty much thesame.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/608461792485572618/unknown.png

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:51:17 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@ZombieKiller17_ Acted like a fucktard, and gave trolls ammo.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:52:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Anyways, my oven just went off, I'll be back, I dunno, probably in a couple months. I don't come here often, mostly for the obvious reason of my PFP and name.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:53:58 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Only a pussy changes their PFP because somebody else is offended.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 00:54:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Anyways, I'm out.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:23:03 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

What are we on now?

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:24:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

My theory is somewhat extreme, and is pretty fringe.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:25:53 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

You see my theory, is that some Islamic terrorists stole some airplanes, and rammed them into several major buildings and a field cruise-missile style.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:26:19 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I know, I know, it sounds crazy.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:26:52 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>with the bees

NIC CAGE IS INVOLVED?!?

This gos deeper than I thought!

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:29:29 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@ManAnimal Strangely enough, the U.S. government doesn't hide all that much.

Unlike most other governments, the U.S. likes to keep most of their dirty laundry out in the open for the world to see, only hiding away their fetish gear.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:30:59 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I mean, it would look pretty fucking bad for the government to start shooting surface to air missiles at a commercial plane full of passengers.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:32:48 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Considered? Definitely. However it was clearly lower on the list because using commercial planes in that way was an insane concept before, you know, it was done.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:35:11 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

The first plane would have hit no matter what. Probably the second too, as that was when people started realizing that it was an intentional attack and not just a freak accident. After the grounding of all planes though they could have opened fire, although it would have been REALLY bad PR.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:37:08 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Not to mention that they had to fly a quarter of the way up the country.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:38:49 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

They were on the tail of at least one plane, can't remember which one, but IIRC they were given orders not to fire.

Then again, the documentary I'm thinking of came out like, a decade ago, so I'm possibly misremembering things.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:40:10 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

You do realize they move at like, 700 MPH right? Commercial planes can cross all of NYC in a couple of minutes, much less through the restricted airspace in question.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:44:49 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Let me ask you this:

Why would the United States goverment, the non-commie gov that has the biggest obsession with not being embarrassed, the government that is obsessed with showing off their military power, be so willing to admit that they fucked up to the point of showing video of their own military headquarters being attacked, if it didn't legitimately happen?

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:47:39 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Stalling engines still move forward...

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:48:51 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl I thought we agreed that it was the bees and Nic Cage?

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:50:19 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@wotmaniac I think you just explode.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:52:20 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Just did the math, and it checks out.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:52:59 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Awww sheeet.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:53:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Mugen's back!

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:53:30 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Cleanup **DID** take weeks!

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:54:10 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Friends is a strong word.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:54:19 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Especially since I didn't know any of them...

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:54:53 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Hey, don't insult boomers by putting them on his level.

Jake VonFürth
2019-08-07 02:56:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Yes, but how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

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