Great, now I can get a good nights sleep! @CronoSaturn

@Phillip You need to be staff smart one.

Seriously Phil, what did you actually think was going to happen? @Phillip

Are you *sure* you didn’t just go full retard?

<@543153514864443393> Hey dude! How’s it going?

*wehraboo intensifies*

Oof

*grabs mute button*

@Shiba Inu Shall I?

The Emperor.

Some people just don’t understand when they are no longer welcome.

@RealBullWhip I sensed someone being un-American. What did I miss?

Sup. What’s the deal with this place then?

Dank. Themed?

Guard rank. Cool. Hope it’s an imperial one.

Like a voodoo zombie. @Deleted User

But Scandinavian.

@21ooAB That’s great and all, but when can I make the Thalmor not exist through less than peaceful means?

In other words...

*When may I slaughter the Thalmor scum to a man and bathe in the blood of my enemies?*

**I’M BACK FROM MY NAP!**

@Deleted User kk

And I am now back in full law enforcement capacity.

Your mistake was thinking I know anyone invite. @BowlPatrol

Pretty sure that’s a bannable offense over there.

Also, I’ve invited, like, 3 people since I joined a *loong* time ago. Stuff probably got reset in the recent erm... business.

My primary role is enforcing server rules and making sure nobody has an excuse to report us and get us shoah’d by discord.

Long story, but the point is I’m back. We’ll call it a trial period and leave it at that.

@Bruni Jokes on you m8. It’s already here. Nations without global relations simply don’t exist anymore.

@Bruni Venezuela has relations with the US, China, Cuba, and Russia, and its neighbors.

North Korea has relations with Russia, China, the US, Japan, and South Korea. Especially China though.

@Bruni So in conclusion, yes, they *do* exist, and they’re part of global relations like everyone else.

Abkhazia, Artsakh, and South Ossetia. @Deleted User

The all recognize Transnitria.

@Deleted User

There’s always a link if you look for it. @Deleted User

@Deleted User I mean... there was a vote on who the staff wanted apparently...

I wasn’t there though.

Old German grandmother weeds out the cowards and pussies from the Aryan race circa 1938 (colorized)

@Féilim O'Rahilly No no no, there’s only one day we celebrate the results. The remembrance of their sacrifice is to be held eternal.

@Classy they basically are...

@Classy Naval only.

@Hitler The Lost Tapes Where did you get that image?

?mute @wesley_lftruth

?unmute @wesley_lftruth

Why in the world was I a squire? lol

*cracks knuckles* time to delete and enforce some sheit

Wait, fuck.

*don't have delete perms* @Deleted User

Nevermind.

I'm just retarded.

Yup, I'm a fucking moron.

@Q̵̽͒ＷA𝕊ERD Pro tip mate, don't post the vid here. You know. Of the event in New Zealand.

Why was this in my tortilla chip bag?

@Classy keep it <#587028275918929925> bud

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/20/world/middleeast/iran-us-drone.html

@Deleted User Well I guess Germany is fucked

No. Taking away their education is a much more painful punishment.

Recently peeked online to see if I’m the only one who shaves without cream. I got a bunch of shitty crap about using coconut oil or Shea butter as a substitute, taking a long shower, only shaving with the grain and using a high quality electric razor. Fuck that pussy shit. I shave with water, generic disposables, and *AGAINST* the grain for a closer and more precise shave. I don’t get what the big deal is!

@Deleted User Unironic.

@Deleted User Point with what?

*why can’t we have nice things*

Competition means choice. @windmill man If we make ourselves better, we become a more attractive choice.

Nobody is forcing someone to pick one, or only one

*except for choosing between the civil war here*

Is convenience not a measurement of “betterness”?

I’d argue it’s at the least a variable.

Anywho, back to my shift.

@Deleted User So, does that mean hate speech is banned?

Religious QOTD: What is the Holy Trinity? How does it works, what are it's components?

Will you vote in your next local election?

Yes = ✅

No = ❌

Not sure = ❔

@Deleted User No shit that can cause a seizure.

Socialism is great on paper. Problem is that in the real world paper tends to ignite into an all consuming fire if exposed to the smallest flame, or even a magnifying boi.

@Deleted User Prison reform is an unfortunately necessary thing. That’s unavoidable.

@Deleted User They probably let them win dude. You don’t roflstomp a team of children.

Actually, why do I get the feeling you would have taken issue with their actions if they had beaten a bunch of kids into the ground. @Deleted User

*let them win

Dude, she plays for the national soccer team. If you unironically think they couldn’t have beaten a team of kids if they wanted then you’re borderline retarded.

@Not Walter Johnson You know what’s ironic? A couple years back in Wisconsin the Democrats did the same thing as those republicans in Oregon are doing now in response to the at-the-time Governor Scott Walker trying to kill teachers union power.

Everyone on the right had a fit when that happened.

Now the right is doing it and suddenly it’s ok.

<:really:591181753625083905>

Strength means little in soccer. It’s much more about cardio. That said, no idea why you think it’s remotely relevant to the discussion.

In short: Soccer=Endurance>Strength

if Iranian/Iranian backed terrorists kill US military personnel with missiles from a position in Iran, they’re fucked.

@Deleted User I got you an early Independence Day gift. You can pad that edge with it.

Interventionalism. World hegemony FTW

@Deleted User Still bought an American flag. Get cucked by us capitalists.

@Deleted User Ah, so it was a capitalist handout. Now that’s *really* getting cucked.

@Deleted User Did... did you just admit to committing a crime?

No, no point in wasting my time. Your retardation will lead to your downfall soon enough that there'

is no necessity for me to mess with it. @Deleted User

Besides, it's just a flag.

Anglo

***angko***

The fuck is an angko?