are you a touch only pleb

```
No class hierarchy or other stigmata of OOP (objectification-oriented programming). In fact, as an intersectional acknowledgement of Class Struggle our language will have no classes at all.
```
How the fuck is this C++ then?

It's a joke.

```
private == privileged
printf(); == yell();
class Foo{}; == social_construct Foo{};
#include == #consider
break; == leave;
if() == check()
for() == check()
while() == check()
sin(x) == biotruth(x)
div == unite
'y's are strictly prohibited when naming variables; only 'x's are allowed
```
🤣

I might be mixing this C+= with another one. But anyway, I think it will stop being a joke soon enough.

```
All functions and procedures are now called lobbying, because actually doing things functionally and with clear-defined procedures is a Patriarchal construct and thus problematic.

All lobbying must be run at the right level of privilege. Before returning anything they must check their privilege.
If any other lobbying is more disadvantaged than this it will win the Privilege Check and return its own value instead. This stops heterosexist and cis-gendered lobbyings from dominating the discourse.
Should there be any exceptions from running the program, C+= will throw a Trigger Warning.
```
🤣 😆

😂

"Wahmen aren't coding because the languages oppress them."

tbh I wouldn't mind having exceptions be called trigger warnings

```The traditional binary foundation of 1s and 0s is deeply problematic: 1 is inherently phallic and thus misogynistic. Also, some 1s are 0s, and some 0s are 1s. It is not fair to give them immutable labels. Instead, we have 0s and Os as our fundamental binary logic gates. They symbolise/-ize the varying, natural, and beautiful differences of the female vaginal opening.

0 is to take the conventional value of 0.

O is 50% of the time 0, and 50% of the time 1. The determination of this depends on how the underlying logic feels at the moment.```

@Durtle02 can you pin the C+= link?

Are these all quotes frome the site???

https://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality

yep

yes

oh

This has to be a troll 😂

not repost

sorry

pin you said

@Durtle02 def a troll

It is a joke. From back when people could make jokes about it.

There's no way they're that smart 😂

^

http://blog.mollywhite.net/why-im-not-laughing-at-c-plus-equality/

>wahmen
>code
only one of these is true

A = Wahmen
B = Code
A ⊕ B

Damn, I missed programming meme hour

And this thing just sprung up on /r/ProgrammerHumor
https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant

oh god

I lol'd

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTrKc9-UMAEguMk.jpg:large

Oyvey

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTtrDVHVQAAwvvC.jpg:large

Thanks for me making me need to go back into chemo

Just when the cancer went into recession

It's gotta be a Troll

99% sure it is, but still

makes me need spinal surgery from all the cringing

Wtf

It's how we operate my dude

Does she not know who someblackguy is?

Probably not, or she's trolling

yes 'she' does

I thought you guys were Skeptics?

Always doubt a Woman picture on the internet

There are no girls on the internet until you see the tits

And even then, sometimes you can't be sure from that.

Kek

wat

@franti is that an actual quote ?

no

I mean I'd have believed it if you said it was

she does look like she'd say that

^

JBP is the kinda guy to call someone a Lobster

NOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RawUiup2zS0

Close enough though - she said something like "so what you're saying is we shoud live like lobsters"

how do Lobsters live?

you didn't watch the interview?

I think it's a three watcher

I have no idea what that means

you gotta watch it over and over again

okay, well, if you watch it, you'll see what the lobster thing means, it's essentially about living in a hierarchy

How we share similar DNA to them and how they live in similar groups or summin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFHleKymNpI

do Lobsters live in a hierarchy?

or is it like a Meritocracy like Aligators?

OR is it like Silver back Gorillas?

The real question is if we need to toss lobsters out of helicopters or not.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTwNt9_V4AAsWV8.jpg:large

🤔

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

https://i.imgur.com/wIBStIN.jpg

More jacksfilms degen

Sargon's Bizarre Adventure

Vee would be Dio

...I just got the stupidest idea now and wish I knew how to do video editing

what's this stupid idea?

Vee for Vendetta

oh my god

I like the stando

I would go as far as possible with it if I knew how to edit
Like, V would stab someone, leave the dagger, and I'd edit a wallet into his hand as he turns away from them

I'm just gonna have to figure out what to use for editing and try to like, learn it over tomorrow

sweden is a meme