<:swedenistan:382988769298481152>

wait, again?!

https://www.rt.com/news/416221-malmo-hand-grenade-police/

swedish kids learning about islam

only thing that comes up

Oh my god @folk

take it for what it is worth

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/helsingborg-bomb-sweden-explosion-today-police-station-attack-latest-malmo-a8006286.html

october 2017

could be fake news by RT

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/906242/Sweden-explosion-Malmo-Von-Lingens-police-station-lockdown

Not the best two sources

yeah confirmed in swedish media, I can link if you want

please do

https://www.sydsvenskan.se/2018-01-17/sprangning-vid-polishus-i-rosengard

http://www.skd.se/2018/01/17/explosion-pa-polisstationen-i-rosengard/

So it Sweden a meme now?

A dead meme?

A raped meme

Holy shit, when will the Swedes actually stand up to this shit?

in the same town (malmo), in 2016 the police confiscated 190 cars, in 2017 they confiscated 1371 cars

Why did only RT report this?

I linked express as well, they didn't source from RT according to the article

I know i just mean as far as "big" news agency

Something something the truth will increase racial tensions something something.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/01/17/578645954/u-k-now-has-a-minister-for-loneliness

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 your country is lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD04yHDrvRc

F

"Minister of Loneliness" my god, UK

so I go to see what one of my local newspapers (that I never aggregate or read) has to say on the tag "malmo", and these are the stories listed under that tag - ignore the lacking images and font sizes etc, that's my browser settings blocking everything

the only person you have to prove to in life is yourself

Rule Britannia no more

essentially, the middle stories there and the bottom right one are three separate stories that go

"1 man shot and killed in malmo"

"2 men shot in malmo"

"3 people shot at party in sweden"

and the red one is police checking on an apparently aggravated rape

and, ye, I scroll down, and there's immediately 2 more "1 man shot and killed" and "16 year old Ahmed shot and killed"

apparently the same police station was fired upon around 24th of july 2016

never forget

What's wrong with having a Minister for Loneliness?

I quite like the idea

the hell happened here?

dont ask

about the meme, I mean - sweden happened here

http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

Wtf is party parrots

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2zVr6cu95nF6O4/giphy.gif

But why

Why snake on yellow background?

JUST A MEME

Just joined a new cult today

again?

wtf is that

degeneracy

Strayan shitposters

@radeon

<:nice_meme:382980749520797707>

technically speaking, C.

though it does get paradoxical in that if that's the right answer, then you do have a 25% chance.

...why am I doing math over a meme.
If two of the answers are the exact same, and would be evaluated the exact same, then you can consider there to only be 3 answers, making it a 33% chance you're correct on a random guess. However, since 33% isn't an answer, it's a 0% chance. Which, given that that is an option of the four, gives you a 25% chance, thus either of A or D are correct. You could loop it again to that thus meaning it's 33%, but it's a trick question and the only correct answer is to say 0% because at that point none of them are right.

This was goood bait m8

yeah, it triggered my math heavy education and made me think about it too hard.

For your heavy maths

that one doesn't quite work as paradoxical bait, just normal piss off bait

...what's sad is I actually know how to do stuff like that

it just takes a while to sit down and do it

Well

...The issue with that one is there's no equation combining...is it pie and cake? There's no equation that says the total price of both items.

So there's no one correct answer, it can be pretty much anywhere between two numbers.

If it were one cola instead of 2 in the second equation, it'd be $17.70. But because there's two of them, it's anywhere between (also including) $17.70 and $21.95.

No

17.70 would not be the min

What would be, then?

Are you implying that the cola was a 2 for 1 deal?

No, I'm implying that in the minimum, cola is just free.

That would be the only way 17.70 is min

In the maximum, apples are free.

I'm getting 17.70 from cola being 0, thus we can just freely drop the 2 colas from the end equation, and we can verify that, if cola equals nothing, cake must equal 11.

And since 1 apple + 1 pie equals 6.70, we get 17.70 since the end equation 1 cake, 1 pie, and 1 apple.

Sheeeeit i trolled myself 🤦

As for the maximum, apples are free. Therefore, a single cola is 4.25, and cake is 6.75. Pie is 6.70.