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2019-07-30 11:17:57 UTC

so that is why the last mass shooting did get 1984 in msm

Italian <:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-07-30 11:31:13 UTC

Oh look it's @GeorgyBoyo 's people

Italian and Iranian. He's 100% white

2019-07-30 11:40:13 UTC

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2019-07-30 12:55:55 UTC

Abolish the death penalty!

2019-07-30 12:56:38 UTC

cool now do the same for knives

2019-07-30 16:56:43 UTC

A car accident is in the works if we know the queen right

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-07-30 21:34:02 UTC

get a better therapist that can help you and not just let you give in to your dilutions

2019-07-30 22:18:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/605886914750578708/e02e5ffb5f980cd8262cf7f0ae00a4a9_press-x-to-doubt-memes-memesuper-la-noire-doubt-meme_419-238.png

2019-07-30 23:35:00 UTC

Surgeons carrying it out such operations must make a fortune

2019-07-31 02:13:45 UTC

@woll3 And now they must hang.

2019-07-31 10:43:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/606074507647516677/tumblr_pnrc34ak2U1sm2zm6o1_640.jpg

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-07-31 12:01:54 UTC

@Nordhand Trump's death penalty is racist because CNN think all criminals are black <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-07-31 12:03:01 UTC

then we just have to ban being a criminal, that will solve everything

2019-07-31 12:04:51 UTC

swedes get it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/606094927994159124/unknown.png

2019-07-31 18:58:24 UTC

@Nordhand uh oh

2019-08-02 06:01:12 UTC

Of course, that stoped all the rapes, murders and police station bombings

2019-08-02 06:01:17 UTC

Did'nt it ?

2019-08-02 08:15:00 UTC

yes bro

2019-08-02 08:15:04 UTC

water is racism

2019-08-02 08:27:20 UTC

We must speak to the CEO of racism

Hi. I'm the CEO of Racism

2019-08-02 08:29:53 UTC

Pls stop your racism

2019-08-02 08:30:41 UTC

ceo of sex reporting for duty

<:trumped:440551399772913674>

2019-08-02 09:35:54 UTC

seems like he is very pro Black and Jew.....

he pro American ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

<:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

2019-08-02 14:28:44 UTC

```hip hip hoorayโ€™ comes from the Germanย hep hep. This was what shepherds said when herding their sheep. However, the phrase became tainted by the Nazis. โ€˜German citizens started using it as a rallying cry when they would hunt down the Jewish citizens who were living in the ghettosโ€™,ย ```

2019-08-02 14:28:46 UTC

Wait so

2019-08-02 14:28:59 UTC

You know the fascists invented the word ghetto

2019-08-02 14:29:19 UTC

So are all the rapping noggers actually Nazis?

2019-08-02 14:35:23 UTC

everyone who drives on the highway is a nazi

2019-08-02 14:36:00 UTC

i would make a joke about nazis drinking water, but cnn clearly was faster

2019-08-02 15:57:03 UTC

I grew up in a town with an airfield. we never had this problem

2019-08-02 17:45:10 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ This is federal aviation law.

All highways can be used as runways in the event of an in flight emergency

but we have a airfield and golf course

2019-08-02 17:46:20 UTC

Maybe the airfield was too far away

so land there instead you rednecks

2019-08-02 17:47:10 UTC

๐Ÿคฆ

2019-08-02 17:47:20 UTC

I can't take you Brits seriously

that's why you Normans left

2019-08-02 20:50:19 UTC

Isn't that old news by now?

it's I don't care news

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ

2019-08-02 21:11:06 UTC

"self-made" *receives donations*

2019-08-02 21:12:01 UTC

Dads a multi millionaire with connections to the entertainment industry

2019-08-02 21:12:17 UTC

yeah she was never selfmade

2019-08-02 21:12:52 UTC

at the very least, she had effectively free marketing and an already established brand name before she even sold anything

She's spent more on her bum than you have on your house

2019-08-02 21:32:48 UTC

she's also probably spent more on her fingernails than I have on my cars

and they beam her into my house

and I have a Daughter

who is this accident of plastic surgery

2019-08-02 22:26:24 UTC

lol

2019-08-02 22:26:52 UTC

I mean credit where credit is due her talent is clearly marketing trash to morons

and they beam this trash into my house

I have to sit there and say.

Do you really want to have plastic pumped into your bum?

I don't want to be talking to my Daughter about how she should squat more

<:gun_mouth:510320222365024268>

2019-08-02 22:38:53 UTC

just make sure she grows up to be vaguely intelligent and questions shit in society

2019-08-04 02:49:40 UTC

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/08/01/tech/robot-racism-scn-trnd/index.html
CNN : ROBOTS ARE RACIST FOR BEING WHITE !
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2019-08-04 11:19:45 UTC

as are most toilets

2019-08-04 12:07:38 UTC

make robots back then <:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

2019-08-04 13:29:11 UTC

Your the Indians now

but London isn't English anymore ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ

2019-08-04 13:37:12 UTC

Good job twitter

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-04 13:48:50 UTC

but refusing people to poop on the street is racist

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

I'm all for having Guns in a gun shop

I might even write it that you have to be a shooting range to sell guns

but I'd have to chat with the <#385307110813990913> boys about that first

2019-08-04 17:05:06 UTC

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2019-08-04 17:06:01 UTC

and deliver them via drones

order a grenade on Amazon

to someone else's house

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-08-04 18:29:57 UTC

It's still baffling to me that Walmart sold guns

2019-08-04 18:31:41 UTC

@Capitรกn Alatriste Lots of places sell guns?

2019-08-04 18:32:48 UTC

It's no different than a seperate gun store, it just happens that you have to look at the mean bad guns when you shop for your camping gear

2019-08-04 18:33:22 UTC

Basically: only pussies who are scared to look at guns complain about this

2019-08-04 20:40:24 UTC

dont they also sell assault chainsaws?

2019-08-05 10:47:47 UTC

Looks like photoshop

2019-08-06 06:16:14 UTC

Wtf happened with that deck? People dont know how to line up correctly?

2019-08-06 06:16:36 UTC

That annoys the shit out of my ocd

2019-08-06 06:20:58 UTC

They used diverse labour for that constroction

2019-08-06 06:21:14 UTC

I know since I have seen these unique designs in the middle east as well

2019-08-06 06:58:58 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ the most expensive emoji in the world?

2019-08-06 07:12:36 UTC

Please burn this world

2019-08-06 07:59:45 UTC

@Nobel Suprise diversity is our strength, bigot

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2019-08-07 04:43:45 UTC
2019-08-07 04:44:29 UTC

```
The 5-metre tall hand-face sculpture Quasi, which cost Christchurch about $90,555, will soon be installed on the roof of City Gallery Wellington looking out over the capital's largely abandoned Te Ngฤkau Civic Square.```

2019-08-07 07:28:56 UTC

wtf did I just look at

2019-08-07 09:41:13 UTC

what do they think is going to happen, the passport control guy is going to break down in tears or what

2019-08-07 10:41:09 UTC

if he is a liberal, yea

2019-08-07 10:43:41 UTC

I donโ€™t even get whatโ€™s wrong with his name

2019-08-07 10:44:10 UTC

Fu-Kennard

2019-08-07 10:44:25 UTC

Is there something Iโ€™m missing other than it sounds remotely like fuck if you squint at it funny?

2019-08-07 10:47:37 UTC

you are bound to find names from other cultures that in English or reverse sounds silly

2019-08-07 10:48:36 UTC

@Antiboom "Fuckin' Hard"

<:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

2019-08-07 20:52:07 UTC
2019-08-08 11:11:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/608980565672329216/kd07gkjet5f31.jpg

2019-08-08 17:29:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/609075754445045763/myarmoriscontemptmyshield_0d88b5e9b33ccf64cce4d1cd92ae39ea.gif

2019-08-08 18:07:30 UTC

that is how fragile the monkeys are now <:sadgon:542112156716498955>

2019-08-09 18:12:39 UTC

https://files.catbox.moe/ugnyja.jpg

yes it is impossible to feed 20 million people for free <:kek:590371888480387073>

It's actually impossible to feed 1 person for free

2019-08-09 18:20:45 UTC

well gulags had the pleasure of that you was not guarantied food unless you had worked until your hands was bleeding that day

2019-08-09 18:22:21 UTC

and even then it was not a guaranty they did feed you. and a lot of gulags was slave farms

but they don't pay rent. It's free

2019-08-09 18:26:39 UTC

so you get to live rent free in exchange for hard labour for +16H each day. Sign me up

Welcome to Zero Hours contracts

which aren't socialistism

They are Captialist as fuck

2019-08-09 18:28:54 UTC

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

Zero Hours contracts weremn't invented when I was a manager back in ASDA when I was 20

but that would have been my literal wet dream

2019-08-09 18:30:37 UTC

they are not legal here. you have to have at least 1H a month

I'd never of actually written this myself

1hr a month <:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-09 18:31:00 UTC

yea that is the legal minimum

The idea that if you fuck up I don't have to fire you, I can just not give you any hours all week

2019-08-09 18:32:34 UTC

give the idiot a false hope of that he is not fucked

At the time I was talking 16hr minimum contracts

cus I can give dumbass 16 hrs and I can give the good workers 120

and I'm still paying them the same

but no they go FULL YOLO and do Zero Hour contracts

2019-08-09 18:37:42 UTC

what companies loves to use here is temp contracts. so you are legally only hired for 30 days and then you have to sign a new contract for next 30 days or for what ever they feel like at that time.

All this comes out of how hard it is to fire someone

2019-08-09 18:40:13 UTC

depends on how you look at it, it can be easy / hard to fire someone here. if you want a person gone just give him 3 written warnings for underperforming or not following rules

When I ran a Pizza Place I didn't have a contract

and respectfully my boss never threw that in my face but he did to others.

SO when I needed something and he refused, I quit on the spot

and told him a contract is a binding agreement between two people <:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-09 18:43:33 UTC

if you work for someone without a contract and the other party complains when shit happens it their own fault. contracts can be annoying but it clarifies what is expected between two people

I had 10k in the bank and he wouldn't put his best workers on contract

I told him to "stuff it"

2019-08-09 18:45:58 UTC

his loss

oh yes, it was the week before Christmas

2019-08-09 18:46:27 UTC

<:oof:494878589406150657>

he had to draft in his Wife to cover my shifts

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-09 18:47:00 UTC

I'm guessing she was happy

I went in to order a Pizza, she did not look impressed

<:kek:590371888480387073>

ordering a pizza and his wife is there working

and they can't refuse my business

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-09 18:49:30 UTC

<:kek:590371888480387073>

Also it's an open kitchen

so they can't spit on my Pizza

<:kek:590371888480387073>

I'm not a Unionist but Zero Hours and no Contracts annoys me

I want to contract my best manager, my best Kitchen worker and my best delivery driver

I wanted to contract our best delivery driver OR atleast pay him ยฃ3 an hour more cus he had a VW Polo that could do 150mph

and he knew all the roads likes a taxi driver.

2019-08-09 18:56:00 UTC

yea. and it will make the worker preform better because he feels safer

The Polo dude went to Domino's Pizza for ยฃ1.50 an hour more

He can deliver 4 pizzas in the time in takes some of these donuts to deliver one

I want to sign this man

I want to sign this man to a contract that means his son will have to work for us

OF course I will make the contract more fair than that

2019-08-09 19:00:25 UTC

make that man as loyal as a dog to us

this guy is a Formula 1 driver

I want to give him ยฃ3 extra an hour

I want to enter a bidding war with Domino's and Pizza Hut

and we end up paying him ยฃ25 an hour

It's still worth it

but If I offer him a contract at say 10-11 before the bidding war. He'll sign it

2019-08-09 19:03:46 UTC

and it takes time to get out of a contract

2019-08-09 19:07:22 UTC

and you can give counter offers when a prime worker puts in his two/four weeks if you have them on a contract

Well I could have matched Domino's at ยฃ1.50 kept the F1 driver with the 150mph Polo

I'm still a Capitalist at heart

2019-08-09 19:32:04 UTC

This sounds like communist bullshit labor laws to me

Honestly it revolves around it being hard to fire someone

So the answer is to Zero Hours a person

I can't fire you cus you are shit

2019-08-09 20:01:36 UTC

Yeah, sounds like commie bullshit

SO instead I'll give you no hours next week

and I'll treat you like a dogs body filling in the shit hours

2019-08-09 20:03:01 UTC

<:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

Like I said Zero Hours was a managers wet dream

2019-08-09 20:03:48 UTC

A managers wet dream is being able to fire anyone he wants

Zero Hours is better than that

2019-08-09 20:04:31 UTC

Doesn't sound like it

even if they are shit

when you are fucked for staff

you call up these Zeros

and offer them 2 hours

It's better than firing people

2019-08-09 20:05:49 UTC

Why not just fire all of them, and hire competent people?

cus it's Retail or Food service bruh

you get alot of donkeys

2019-08-09 20:06:46 UTC

Get better at hiring then.

This sounds like bad business tbh

2019-08-09 20:07:30 UTC

If I wanted wait staff, I wouldn't call in someone who barely works and I know is bad at the job.

That looks bad on me, and ruins my bottom line

2019-08-09 20:08:01 UTC

I want a full staff who knows what they're doing 100% of the time, and I can count on every day.

oh pls I have 100 staff and I'd Love to be brutal and cut the donkeys out

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