Message from @Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
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he had to draft in his Wife to cover my shifts
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I'm guessing she was happy
I went in to order a Pizza, she did not look impressed
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fuck me I'ma troll
ordering a pizza and his wife is there working
and they can't refuse my business
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Also it's an open kitchen
so they can't spit on my Pizza
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I'm not a Unionist but Zero Hours and no Contracts annoys me
I want to contract my best manager, my best Kitchen worker and my best delivery driver
I wanted to contract our best delivery driver OR atleast pay him £3 an hour more cus he had a VW Polo that could do 150mph
and he knew all the roads likes a taxi driver.
yea. and it will make the worker preform better because he feels safer
The Polo dude went to Domino's Pizza for £1.50 an hour more
He can deliver 4 pizzas in the time in takes some of these donuts to deliver one
I'm Jose Mourinho
I want to sign this man to a contract that means his son will have to work for us
OF course I will make the contract more fair than that
make that man as loyal as a dog to us
Not Loyal
this guy is a Formula 1 driver
I want to give him £3 extra an hour
I want to enter a bidding war with Domino's and Pizza Hut
and we end up paying him £25 an hour
It's still worth it
but If I offer him a contract at say 10-11 before the bidding war. He'll sign it
and it takes time to get out of a contract
and you can give counter offers when a prime worker puts in his two/four weeks if you have them on a contract
Well I could have matched Domino's at £1.50 kept the F1 driver with the 150mph Polo
I'm still a Capitalist at heart
This sounds like communist bullshit labor laws to me
Honestly it revolves around it being hard to fire someone
So the answer is to Zero Hours a person
I can't fire you cus you are shit
Yeah, sounds like commie bullshit