Also it's an open kitchen

so they can't spit on my Pizza

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I'm not a Unionist but Zero Hours and no Contracts annoys me

I want to contract my best manager, my best Kitchen worker and my best delivery driver

I wanted to contract our best delivery driver OR atleast pay him £3 an hour more cus he had a VW Polo that could do 150mph

and he knew all the roads likes a taxi driver.

yea. and it will make the worker preform better because he feels safer

The Polo dude went to Domino's Pizza for £1.50 an hour more

He can deliver 4 pizzas in the time in takes some of these donuts to deliver one

I'm Jose Mourinho

I want to sign this man

I want to sign this man to a contract that means his son will have to work for us

OF course I will make the contract more fair than that

make that man as loyal as a dog to us

Not Loyal

this guy is a Formula 1 driver

I want to give him £3 extra an hour

I want to enter a bidding war with Domino's and Pizza Hut

and we end up paying him £25 an hour

It's still worth it

but If I offer him a contract at say 10-11 before the bidding war. He'll sign it

and it takes time to get out of a contract

and you can give counter offers when a prime worker puts in his two/four weeks if you have them on a contract

Well I could have matched Domino's at £1.50 kept the F1 driver with the 150mph Polo

I'm still a Capitalist at heart

This sounds like communist bullshit labor laws to me

Honestly it revolves around it being hard to fire someone

So the answer is to Zero Hours a person

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/08/08/florida-man-walmart-employee-anything-kill-200-people/

I can't fire you cus you are shit

Yeah, sounds like commie bullshit

SO instead I'll give you no hours next week

and I'll treat you like a dogs body filling in the shit hours

until you fuck off

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Like I said Zero Hours was a managers wet dream

A managers wet dream is being able to fire anyone he wants

Zero Hours is better than that

Doesn't sound like it

even if they are shit

when you are fucked for staff