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It’s about time we annex Canada east of Ottawa, change my mind.

They're everywhere

https://twitter.com/HistoryTime_/status/1083076001805099013

thanks JDM very cool

@Jabba based

@Legiondude Now that's a meme I haven't heard in a long, long time

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@Fitzydog get in you nigger

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In 2018 Buddah made history by become the first Nazi on a big screen in Whitehall

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@meratrix
``` It’s about time we annex Canada east of Ottawa, change my mind. ```
take it, please

@Fitzydog

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Why end with Ottowa?

@roadcrypto west of ottawa

not east

The entirety of Canada has been rightful American soil

how far?

@Jabba he's too busy sucking trap cock

unless you want some frenchies

@roadcrypto Fuck, I meant west of Ottawa.

@Fitzydog

LOL

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I had to listen to his whining about getting a channel 🤷🏿

@Fitzydog

@AlephKnoll Southern Quebec has historically been the most Americophillic part of Canada

and it's full of....

including the birthplace of both iterations of Parti 51

We don’t want to absorb your shitty government or the Quebecois.

take Toronto, please

southern QC is amriphobic AF.

We should take everything south of the saint Laurence

well

during the war of 1812, the americans tried to get the help of the quebecois, thinking they didn't like being ruled by the brittish... but they didn't know that the only people the quebecois trust less than the british at the time, were the americans.

you don't have to take at this point

Dunno about the city, but the southern part of the province as a whole has a history of pro-Americanism dating back some 100-200 years

you could just ask and western canada would probably join

my only problem is if ever you get a Hillary in office

we're getting rid of Trudeau this year

tbh it's a shame southern Saskatchewan didn't join circa Quebec independence referendum. The contiguous US could have been shaped like a giant middle finger flipping off the rest of the world.

Well, if Quebec had left in the 90ms, Saskatchewan joining was a real possibility.

I wouldn't be so sure about that... vote splitting is a thing.

@RMS_Gigantic you must be murican?

Alberta is considering it right now

I heard that once before, but I want proof

What party or referendum item?

Give me something to research here

If alberta is going to be annexed, I'm going to move to Alberta.

look up Alberta seperatism

Separatism and annexationism are two different things

they need access to tide water for their pipeline..

We’ll take Manitoba as well, give us access to the bay.

well, on their own they'd be vulnerable. joining the US is an option.. although, I doubt it'll happen unless Trudeau gets re-elected

I couldn't give less of a shit about separatism, I'm interested in annexationism, and to that end the Parti 51 political party in Quebec seems to be the only serious, organized, official entity in Canada putting forward a pro-American annexation platform in the entire country.

if shit face gets back in, I'd look into it more seriously

Also they've been putting out dank-ass images on their Facebook like this one

well, I can say this, @RMS_Gigantic - I definitely feel closer to my american neighbours than I used to

how do you feel about americans switching to metric though?

theres no way we are switching to imperial

switching?

how old are you, son?

Both nations use both systems due to their proximity to each other

do constructions sites back east use metric?

everyone does.

???

people still build using imperial here

I-19 from Tuscon, AZ to the Mexican border uses Metric

and some speed limit signs along the Canadian border

the old school guys haven't changed. if you're gonna go on a construction site, you need to know how to do it in feet and inches

And for the record, Quebec could continue to use the metric system

Even if they adopt US road signage common to the other states, the guide includes metric signage for speed limits

it looks like this: http://www.teresco.org/pics/plattsburgh-20090425/DSCF0194-close.jpg

though thanks to the American application of federalism, states can maintain their own standards for a LOT of shit

I was just saying that imperial is still used in some parts of canada, especially in house construction

In fact, Parti 51 essentially advocates for their position as a sort of middle road between independence and federation, with the shortcomings of each addressed via American statehood

Yeah, and metric is used in some places down here

The Metric system is no less a barrier than language is

There are a few parts of my state highways that use Metric

and giving Quebec statehood wouldn't even be the first time the US granted statehood to a majority French-speaking area

I don't really mind it so long as the imperial measurement is indicated beside it

That particular honor goes to Louisiana at time of admission

``` Yeah, and metric is used in some places down here ```
I'm actually surprised..

Hell, look at US food labeling

Lousana only has a french quarter or what?

It does today

they speak cooler french than quebecquer french

but when it was first admitted as a state, it was majority French-speaking

east of Quebec is the canadian cajuns called acadiens

But yeah, soda cans, for example, have their sizes labeled as "12 FL OZ (355 mL)"

and it's pretty common in science fields, while American engineers tend to work in US Customary units

well good. metric makes more sense

Nah, US Customary does, especially in engineering and day-to-day use

what is us customary units?

What most folks call "Imperial units" as used in the US

It's called US Customary because it differs from Imperial in certain ways

including volumes

Imperial is how the Brits use it

But yeah, on the engineering front, consider the following: If you're told to find gravitational potential energy but weren't given a formula or unit conversions, which would you find easier:
Height in meters, mass in kilograms, and informed that the answer will be in Joules
or
Height in feet, weight in pounds, and informed that the answer will be in foot-pounds

Meanwhile on the mathematics side, base 12 is generally significantly easier to work with given that it has more factors than 10 (1, 2, 3, 4, 6, and 12, versus 1, 2, 5, 10 respectively)

and on the everyday front, 2s, 3s, and 4s are easier to mentally approximate than 10s

🤔

Then just on the nomenclature and size front, a tablespoon generally makes for a damn good approximation, if not measuring instrument, for what constitutes a tablespoon of a substance

And guess what common household item can similarly be used to approximate the US customary unit "teaspoon"

Anyway, back to talk about history and annexing Canada

There were repeated proposals, attempts, and invitations on the part of the US for Canada to get annexed

We almost got Newfoundland back in 1946

It was close

But Congress rejected their invitation

And the Brits prevented them from holding such a referendum

At least they got a cool flag out of it https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-46916591293778/newfoundland-flag-27.gif

much like how the Brits forbade British Columbia from seeking American annexation following the Alaska Purchase, despite BC having been led by an annexationist governor at the time

Also in 1946, we offered $100,000,000 to Denmark if they'd sell us Greenland

In 1917 they had accepted $25,000,000 for their share of the West Indies, for perspective

New Brunswick, coolest flag

tfw Denmark won't let us enforce an omnidirectional blockade against Canada

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Flag_of_New_Brunswick.svg/1200px-Flag_of_New_Brunswick.svg.png

COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP, CANADA
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED

pffft

Noice

you guys don't even know where Alaska is most of the time...

TFW we should already have annexed Nova Scotia https://jaymans.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/north-american-nations-4-3.png

Wait Alaska is real?

We know where it is, because we've been eyeing the corridor connecting to it for 150 years now

Oh nvm that was Narnia

Just one more piece to the puzzle to go

https://snag.gy/Ef1JGA.jpg

fuckers 😂

you have to admit though... we have a pretty good relationship if we can joke about this

Manifest Destiny is an annexation of peace

Joke?

you think it would be an invasion?

Day of the Rake when?

This was a serious contingency plan back in the 1930's.

you don't need to frigin invade 😂 silly muricans

just ask

And yes, it would be, because Canada seemed very unlikely to declare itself a republic or allow US occupation of significant chunks of land at that time

as stated here

it's like me saying America is Trump. it's not true, America is filled with Americans

The difference is, a core part of the American identity doesn't revolve around contrarianism against Canada

you mean that cads always dis the states?

i said earlier that it's not as much like that anymore

we have dumbass leaders who keep bitching, but the general population likes murica

I mean that Canada is so hell-bent on anti-Americanism that they'll more eagerly hitch their wagon to *monarchism* than dare be a republic like the US.

don't assume we all are

I know why you're saying that though

Fuck the leafs

Canada is a constitutional monarchy

or a majority of Canadians would rather call China a larger economy than the US when it's demonstrably untrue

woah

May they burn

its different from an absolute monarchy

@AlephKnoll A constitutional monarchy led by the head of a de jure absolute monarchy

@RMS_Gigantic I don't know where you're getting your info, but there's not just snowflakes up here just like Murica isn't just Hillary supporters

check yo shit

the queen has basically no influence on our politics

Well that's the rub now, isn't it, crypto: Either they're American contrarians or American annexationists

@RMS_Gigantic you know what's a good Canadian?

they apoint a govenor general, whose only job is to give royal assent to the bills we tell them to.

A dead one.

@AlephKnoll Except when the governor-general ejects a duly elected prime minister as what happened in Australia in 1975

not really, @RMS_Gigantic
I can see why you think Cads are snowflakes... our media's been taken over for one and our "leader" is a globalist puppet...
and it goes back pretty far because his dad did the same thing.

people are waking up to the socialism bullshit

this history channel needs more ancient aliens

it shouldn't happen... but it does.

but it very rarely happens.

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name another example..

Trudeau is part of the Hillary gang.

I know... fuck us

he's actually giving our tax money to her

Speaking of tax money,

for gender studies in Haiti

instead of... i dunno... housing and medical facilities

or food

H

or our own people.

woah!

that's racist, @AlephKnoll

I find this image to be an excellent metaphor for Canada itself

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we're getting queer ones soon

is annexation really *that* bad?

Canadian annexation should have happened under the Articles of Confederation

i'd rather we just stopped being such cucks on our own

tru dat

'cept we burnt down the frigin whitehouse

To quote Article XI from the Articles of Confederation, ```Canada acceding to this confederation, and joining in the measures of the united states, shall be admitted into, and entitled to all the advantages of this union: but no other colony shall be admitted into the same, unless such admission be agreed to by nine states.```

We laid out the red carpet and everything

but nope, too stubborn

you need still to control the border for a long time or the gay will spread in to the US after the annexation

that's tru ^

That's why I advocate for an American Samoa-style situation

Make Canadians into American non-citizen nationals upon annexation, instead of citizens

nope