breaking-news

Discord ID: 377519739380957184


123,121 total messages. Viewing 100 per page.
Prev | Page 113/1232 | Next

2018-04-20 12:29:56 UTC

Nah, they'll drop out as soon as they start needing to go through some math and physics courses. Then the provost will be blamed for the failure. Or maybe the course department themselves will be punished.

I fucking Love that

I've been making fun of Veggies for YEARS about this

2018-04-20 15:27:19 UTC

Fuck vegans

2018-04-20 15:27:23 UTC

They can suck it

I'm gunna get called Academic Agent for posting WWE memes

2018-04-20 18:23:28 UTC

wait what?

She's 48 and she's Prego

2018-04-20 18:45:14 UTC

Down syndrome baby

2018-04-20 18:45:18 UTC

nice

2018-04-20 18:45:36 UTC

Gonna get that extra chromozone

2018-04-20 18:53:26 UTC

it's not impossible to have healthy children at that age

2018-04-20 19:06:51 UTC

I just question how possible it is to have a healthy parent-child relationship at that age

2018-04-20 19:07:17 UTC

She'll be 60 by the time she's taking her child to high school.

2018-04-20 19:12:29 UTC

I think their lifestyle will be more to blame if things turn out bad, than their age

I mate had a his first at 43

and he playing with him in the Park

and he whispers to me

"I left this a bit late"

2018-04-20 19:17:13 UTC

send him to football practice, and spend time with your son doing something other than running around kicking a stupid ball? <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-04-20 19:17:26 UTC

britbongs

you have to be Dad the Superman

2018-04-20 19:17:48 UTC

you can bond in a multitude of ways

2018-04-20 19:19:42 UTC

I'd rather have a dad that taught me that nobody is perfect, than some twat trying to convince me he's invincible. But that's just me.

2018-04-20 19:20:32 UTC

Then you can nudge the kid towards researching regenerative biotech, to up the odds of you getting to live longer <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Hmm

My Dad isn't perfect but he's a truly great man and he was 21 when I was born

he manned up hardcore

put a ring on it and raised me and my sister

2018-04-20 19:22:57 UTC

So 50% success rate?

2018-04-20 19:23:22 UTC

She's a L.

I as a 5 year oold said I'd like a sister

imagine the lack problems I have

2018-04-20 19:24:32 UTC

?

I have never had to boot the ass of some dumbass

because he treated my sister poorly

She has an amazing relationship with her gf

2018-04-20 19:28:11 UTC

Broo, concentrate, your English is falling apart.

and it's on record in this chat what I will do if you treat a Women poorly

English is a Flexible language that is mostly slang

2018-04-20 19:29:02 UTC

I have an excuse that most people tend to accept, not being a native speaker. <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

so mind your own business

2018-04-20 19:29:28 UTC

How dare you!?

My knowledge of Danish goes this far

Translate this word

From English to Danish

2018-04-20 19:33:01 UTC

"Fart" would translate to "Prut"

2018-04-20 19:34:02 UTC

but the Danish word "fart", which translates to "speed", is not pronounced the same.

Why do you want me to run for MP?

cus there are actually people that want that

<:what:382980756139409409>

It's like how people want Sargon to run

and he's goes <:what:382980756139409409>

2018-04-20 19:43:03 UTC

broo is drunk af

In the 90s they asked Trump to to run a he said <:what:382980756139409409>

2018-04-20 19:44:04 UTC

so what you're saying is

2018-04-20 19:44:10 UTC

you'd run if a lobster told you to?

oh wait it was 88 and we know what 88 means

2018-04-20 19:45:44 UTC

I honestly hope North and South Korea make peace during his time in office

2018-04-20 19:46:24 UTC

not just for the Koreans, but for the lulz

and that's not coming from the GOP

that's coming from the StarCraft people ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-04-20 19:49:10 UTC

yus

There's a chance to unify Korea at the moment

Let's hope we can make it happen

It's a narrow window

2018-04-21 01:02:39 UTC

Lesbos have the highest rate of domestic violence

2018-04-21 01:02:46 UTC

slacking on your duties broo

2018-04-21 21:14:37 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ข

2018-04-21 21:16:11 UTC

Lemmeguess

2018-04-21 21:16:18 UTC

Joe Son is still inexplicably still alive

2018-04-21 21:23:27 UTC

huh. People get pissed when you try to take more of their money whilst simultaneously giving other people less.

2018-04-21 21:26:01 UTC

find it strange this article headline is about the deaths but then the article talks about anything but, it talks about the details of the situation in nicaragua

2018-04-21 21:26:09 UTC

kinda want to know how these people died

2018-04-21 21:26:28 UTC

just "Between five and 10 people had been killed by Friday night during three days of rioting, reports said."

2018-04-21 21:26:30 UTC

that's all the deets

2018-04-21 21:26:38 UTC

Personally I'm pleasantly surprised they focus more on the why than the what

2018-04-21 21:27:07 UTC

I'm just curious if these people died in rioting or what. Killed by police?

123,121 total messages. Viewing 100 per page.
Prev | Page 113/1232 | Next