Message from @Mal

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2018-04-20 12:27:44 UTC  

this is how you get the Miami bridge colapse

2018-04-20 12:27:48 UTC  

Drones couldn't do shit to keep order in Afghanistan and Iraq. They need soldiers for anything other than shooting down easy, exposed targets.

2018-04-20 12:29:56 UTC  

Nah, they'll drop out as soon as they start needing to go through some math and physics courses. Then the provost will be blamed for the failure. Or maybe the course department themselves will be punished.

I fucking Love that

I've been making fun of Veggies for YEARS about this

2018-04-20 15:27:19 UTC  

Fuck vegans

2018-04-20 15:27:23 UTC  

They can suck it

I'm gunna get called Academic Agent for posting WWE memes

2018-04-20 18:23:28 UTC  

wait what?

She's 48 and she's Prego

2018-04-20 18:45:14 UTC  

Down syndrome baby

2018-04-20 18:45:18 UTC  

nice

2018-04-20 18:45:36 UTC  

Gonna get that extra chromozone

2018-04-20 18:53:26 UTC  

it's not impossible to have healthy children at that age

2018-04-20 19:06:51 UTC  

I just question how possible it is to have a healthy parent-child relationship at that age

2018-04-20 19:07:17 UTC  

She'll be 60 by the time she's taking her child to high school.

2018-04-20 19:12:29 UTC  

I think their lifestyle will be more to blame if things turn out bad, than their age

I mate had a his first at 43

and he playing with him in the Park

and he whispers to me

"I left this a bit late"

2018-04-20 19:17:13 UTC  

send him to football practice, and spend time with your son doing something other than running around kicking a stupid ball? <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-04-20 19:17:26 UTC  

britbongs

It's bonding tho

you have to be Dad the Superman

2018-04-20 19:17:48 UTC  

you can bond in a multitude of ways

2018-04-20 19:19:42 UTC  

I'd rather have a dad that taught me that nobody is perfect, than some twat trying to convince me he's invincible. But that's just me.

2018-04-20 19:20:32 UTC  

Then you can nudge the kid towards researching regenerative biotech, to up the odds of you getting to live longer <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Hmm

My Dad isn't perfect but he's a truly great man and he was 21 when I was born

he manned up hardcore

put a ring on it and raised me and my sister

solid as fuck