Football

and he whispers to me

"I left this a bit late"

😄

send him to football practice, and spend time with your son doing something other than running around kicking a stupid ball? <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

britbongs

It's bonding tho

you have to be Dad the Superman

you can bond in a multitude of ways

I'd rather have a dad that taught me that nobody is perfect, than some twat trying to convince me he's invincible. But that's just me.

Then you can nudge the kid towards researching regenerative biotech, to up the odds of you getting to live longer <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Hmm

My Dad isn't perfect but he's a truly great man and he was 21 when I was born

he manned up hardcore

put a ring on it and raised me and my sister

solid as fuck

So 50% success rate?

100%

She's a L.

I as a 5 year oold said I'd like a sister

I love shes' Lesbo

imagine the lack problems I have

?

I have never had to boot the ass of some dumbass

because he treated my sister poorly

She has an amazing relationship with her gf

It's all good

Broo, concentrate, your English is falling apart.

and it's on record in this chat what I will do if you treat a Women poorly

says the Dane

English is a Flexible language that is mostly slang

I have an excuse that most people tend to accept, not being a native speaker. <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

so mind your own business

How dare you!?

My knowledge of Danish goes this far

Translate this word

From English to Danish

FART

"Fart" would translate to "Prut"

but the Danish word "fart", which translates to "speed", is not pronounced the same.

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 stop being drunk

Why do you want me to run for MP?