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2018-03-22 14:25:48 UTC

Pretty sure Oz have Glocks

2018-03-22 14:25:52 UTC

from what I've seen

2018-03-22 14:26:18 UTC

"The United Kingdom is made up of four constituent countries: England, Scotland, Wales (which make up Great Britain), and Northern Ireland. In Northern Ireland, all police officers carry firearms. In the rest of the United Kingdom, the majority of police officers do not carry firearms; that duty is instead carried out by specially-trained firearms officers."

2018-03-22 14:26:44 UTC

I didn't make it up, lol

2018-03-22 14:26:49 UTC

That's what I've tended to see, too

2018-03-22 14:26:57 UTC

Either bobbies with strong words

2018-03-22 14:27:01 UTC

Or bobbies with MP5s

they do not carry firearms

2018-03-22 14:27:36 UTC

Who are you arguing against

2018-03-22 14:28:22 UTC

not a bad choice

2018-03-22 14:28:32 UTC

The wiki says UK police don't carry firearms and that only specially trained firearms officers carry weapons (which is obviously not regular police duty they seem to imply)

2018-03-22 14:28:52 UTC

meanwhile, the taxpayer-funded media report it thusly:

2018-03-22 14:29:34 UTC

"Is it a Glock 22?"

"no, it's a .40 calibre Smith and Wesson!"

2018-03-22 14:29:38 UTC

Gotta prepare for the crackdown on shitposters.

yes normal Police only have batons

IF the situation is BAD they send SMG armed, basically Army

2018-03-22 14:33:20 UTC

Embed fail...

2018-03-22 14:33:33 UTC

>Commonwealth Games Wifi Service Will Mine Visitors' Facebook Data

2018-03-22 14:33:46 UTC

>Gold Coast council in Australia, where next month's Commonwealth Games are hosted, will use a new city WiFi service to harvest Facebook data from visitors.

2018-03-22 14:34:06 UTC

Presumably if your facebook profile is set to public or something. I can't get much info from that page though

2018-03-22 14:34:16 UTC

this, however

2018-03-22 14:34:18 UTC

`It spent $5m to build its own infrastructure for the Games due to concerns about the speed and rollout of the national broadband network.`

2018-03-22 14:34:20 UTC

is correct

I'm happy for them to mine my facebook. I've been shit posting for 15 years

try and find anything useful

from that data you over-educated cuck

2018-03-22 14:35:21 UTC

But then, what's the point? Cambridge Analytica already has your data.

2018-03-22 14:35:39 UTC

"Soylent News" ?

2018-03-22 14:35:48 UTC

It's the successor of Slashdot.

2018-03-22 14:36:51 UTC

๐Ÿคท

2018-03-22 14:37:21 UTC

oh god, the Commonwealth games is less than two weeks away.

2018-03-22 14:37:23 UTC

Imagine telling your police they are "illegally training"

2018-03-22 14:37:26 UTC

what a fun time that'll be.

2018-03-22 14:37:50 UTC

Meanwhile-meanwhile..

2018-03-22 14:38:09 UTC

The state of the glorious British Commonwealth, ladies and gents

2018-03-22 14:38:16 UTC

Were you guys not born during the golden years of Slashdot?

2018-03-22 14:38:23 UTC

"DO NOT FLEE YOUR COUNTRY WHILST REPRESENTING YOUR COUNTRY"

2018-03-22 14:38:51 UTC

@DanielKO I'd never heard of it

2018-03-22 14:39:10 UTC

Not a tech or nerd guy, I presume.

2018-03-22 14:39:27 UTC

Back in the day, websites would get "slashdotted."

2018-03-22 14:39:39 UTC

It was one of the biggest (unintentional) DDoS sites.

2018-03-22 14:40:33 UTC

Half and half, not the "tech" part though.
I just never really cared about keeping up to date with all that kind of news, I usually just spoke to my friends about it and got the information about that sort of thing by word of mouth

2018-03-22 14:41:07 UTC

Alas, they sold out to DICE, fired all editors and started publishing clickbait to their other websites.

2018-03-22 14:41:24 UTC

ah

2018-03-22 14:41:34 UTC

It was THE source for tech and science news.

2018-03-22 14:41:48 UTC

And most importantly, the comments were also a really good source of information.

2018-03-22 14:42:21 UTC

I'd say, 80% of the info on a topic would come from the "+5 Informative" and "+5 Insightful" comments.

2018-03-22 14:42:59 UTC

So, after it started turning to shit, Soylent news was born, a lot of its users migrated.

2018-03-22 14:49:21 UTC

The Uber crash story on Soylent News by the way: https://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=18/03/22/0145255

2018-03-22 14:49:30 UTC

Oh hey, this one embedded just fine.

2018-03-22 14:52:40 UTC

This is interesting:
>If you watch the video, only a handful of strips are actually visible in the video, which indicates that the headlights aren't showing as far away as they should.

2018-03-22 14:54:41 UTC

Also, the video doesn't show the camera tilting forward, which you would expect if the car braked. So it appears that until at least the contact happened, no brakes were activated.

2018-03-22 14:54:56 UTC

I guess they didn't have the "emergency brakes" DLC.

2018-03-22 14:55:26 UTC

Uber self-driving cars are designed to give the observer a sense of pride and accomplishment

2018-03-22 14:57:14 UTC

dangerous assault butter knives again

2018-03-22 14:58:41 UTC

You can never predict when grandpa will stab you in the chest with a butter knife.

I'm in voice chat

Change my mind

2018-03-22 15:06:41 UTC

Have to charge my phone now

2018-03-22 15:06:46 UTC

Fuck me

2018-03-22 15:07:36 UTC

No, thank you

2018-03-22 15:07:45 UTC

I'm straight

2018-03-22 15:11:31 UTC

Judging from the intro to this video

2018-03-22 15:11:37 UTC

It seems to be arguing in favour of the UK police

2018-03-22 15:11:41 UTC

But then.. I watched the footage

2018-03-22 15:12:02 UTC

One dude reportedly gets tased *six times* whilst walking around with a bloodied knife *after* stabbing someone

2018-03-22 15:12:08 UTC

Thatโ€™s pretty gay, fag

2018-03-22 15:12:56 UTC

Another clip shows a lunatic wandering around with a jungle knife while the police play hit n' run on him with batons

2018-03-22 15:13:00 UTC

there's like twenty fucking police there

2018-03-22 15:14:05 UTC

It's easy to cherry pick videos that don't show the failure that is law enforcement in the UK, and untrained US police officers.

2018-03-22 15:14:44 UTC

The one with the jungle knife, if that guy wanted, he could have easily stabbed a few officers.

2018-03-22 15:14:58 UTC

I'm not saying this as any disrespect to UK LEOs, either

2018-03-22 15:15:02 UTC

Trust internet retards to think stabbing is less lethal than shooting.

2018-03-22 15:15:02 UTC

Imagine being told 'enforce the law'

2018-03-22 15:15:11 UTC

and then being expected to do so with just a fucking truncheon

2018-03-22 15:15:36 UTC

At some point you've got to value the lives of your police more than the violent criminals they're having to deal with

What's jungle knife? A Kukri?

2018-03-22 15:15:57 UTC

A buttah knife

2018-03-22 15:16:09 UTC

It's hard to see exactly what it is, but it ain't no butter knife

2018-03-22 15:16:16 UTC

ooo you sneaky

2018-03-22 15:16:54 UTC

kukri or machete from what I can see

2018-03-22 15:17:06 UTC

Can you imagine mobilizing 30 cops every time some guy "acts violent"?

2018-03-22 15:18:02 UTC

so that video has five clips in it

that's serious business

2018-03-22 15:18:12 UTC

four of them are dudes with knives who don't appear to be 'all there'

2018-03-22 15:18:32 UTC

Guess what, the real hard core criminals, they don't dare go after.

2018-03-22 15:18:45 UTC

Which is why they end up with rape gangs going unchallenged.

2018-03-22 15:18:49 UTC

that's the impression I'm left with

2018-03-22 15:19:23 UTC

An old man is having an argument with a neighbor? Quick, send half of the police force to surround him and scream at him.

2018-03-22 15:20:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426399832882806804/german-type.jpg

I've done three things that should put me inside

but still I walk free

2018-03-22 15:23:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426400521557901322/unknown.png

2018-03-22 15:23:40 UTC

<:think_hitlerdidnothingwrong:378717099952177162>

2018-03-22 15:24:38 UTC

Radeon need a gallon of that

I enjoy mis-translations

2018-03-22 15:26:09 UTC

It obviously isn't soy milk then

2018-03-22 15:26:47 UTC

๐Ÿค”

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426401364206157824/unknown.png

2018-03-22 15:28:06 UTC

hmmm.

2018-03-22 15:28:10 UTC

*hmmmmmm*

2018-03-22 15:29:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426402101518663680/unknown.png

2018-03-22 15:31:10 UTC

Fucking chinese

2018-03-22 15:31:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426402544638754827/unknown.png

2018-03-22 15:34:21 UTC

So

2018-03-22 15:34:30 UTC

Are these guys fucking idiots? Because they seem like fucking idiots

2018-03-22 15:34:33 UTC

Also, love that embed

2018-03-22 15:35:08 UTC

there we fuckin' go

2018-03-22 15:35:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426403553951612929/unknown.png

2018-03-22 15:35:33 UTC

"ran over my friend"

2018-03-22 15:35:37 UTC

* doesn't run him over

2018-03-22 15:35:42 UTC

*doesn't even hit him

2018-03-22 15:35:57 UTC

Most of those motorbike channels are retarded clickbait where they literally fake shit

2018-03-22 15:36:01 UTC

And this is after giving us four minutes of showing them acting like fucktards

2018-03-22 15:36:18 UTC

dude doesn't even have a headlight on his bike

2018-03-22 15:36:30 UTC

Blocks 3-4 lanes of traffic

2018-03-22 15:36:35 UTC

One guy manages to squeeze past

2018-03-22 15:36:36 UTC

who genuinely goes to these people for entertainment

2018-03-22 15:36:40 UTC

indicates that he's turning right

2018-03-22 15:36:59 UTC

and one of the bikes decides to speed up again and get inbetween the car and the lane he's getting into

2018-03-22 15:37:39 UTC

you should do play by play of more motorbike faggotry

2018-03-22 15:37:46 UTC

make it a whole series

2018-03-22 15:37:51 UTC

I don't watch enough

2018-03-22 15:37:56 UTC

But for some reason that came up in my feed

2018-03-22 15:38:15 UTC

Sounds like something a chav such as @Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ would do.

2018-03-22 15:38:37 UTC

I think it was after a video of some old guy attacking a motorcyclist at a traffic stop, so I guess it kiiiiiiiiinda makes sense

2018-03-22 15:39:04 UTC

that's kinda hot

2018-03-22 15:39:06 UTC

Just gives me the shits, especially seeing how often it's the sportbike guys acting like entitled cunts and ruining the reputation of bikers in general

I think Reaps an I have the same 11

2018-03-22 15:39:48 UTC

Ironically I've rarely encountered actual bikers (like, bikie gang bikers) or any rider of a Harley-style bike to be so cunty

2018-03-22 15:40:00 UTC

When the stereotype is for them to be the thuggish type

2018-03-22 15:42:14 UTC

Anyone who's worked at a servo

2018-03-22 15:42:21 UTC

90% of the time it'll be the dude on the sportsbike

2018-03-22 15:42:22 UTC
2018-03-22 15:42:24 UTC

who won't get off his bike

2018-03-22 15:42:28 UTC

who won't take off his helmet

2018-03-22 15:42:34 UTC

Yeah, I remember that

2018-03-22 15:42:36 UTC

haven't seen it in a bit

2018-03-22 15:43:49 UTC

"huh, for some reason he didn't like us blockading him in"

2018-03-22 15:43:55 UTC

"let's go beat him up"

2018-03-22 15:44:00 UTC

this never fails to puzzle me though

2018-03-22 15:44:08 UTC

bike just got smashed by a car or SUV or whatever

2018-03-22 15:44:10 UTC

so what do they do

2018-03-22 15:44:11 UTC

chase him

2018-03-22 15:44:21 UTC

the fuck do they think is gonna happen when they catch up to him again?

2018-03-22 15:44:27 UTC

Are they gonna try to ram him *back*

2018-03-22 15:44:28 UTC

Not only did they block him but one gets off and starts walking towards the car like intimidating them

2018-03-22 15:44:49 UTC

obviously he's going to want to get the fuck out of there

2018-03-22 15:44:57 UTC

with his wife and child in the car too

It's not about riding bikes it's about batering a guys head in cus he raped the lead cheer leader

2018-03-22 15:46:08 UTC

The group calls themselves "Hollywood Stuntz"

2018-03-22 15:47:02 UTC

One of those "urban" biker groups that go around doing "tricks"

2018-03-22 15:47:10 UTC

yeah, I can't find anything about a rape in here

If you can't find it we are safe

2018-03-22 15:48:50 UTC

so.....

2018-03-22 15:48:58 UTC

...why'd you randomly bring up the raping of a cheerleader?

2018-03-22 15:49:13 UTC

*listen and believe*?

it's the worst thing I ever did

2018-03-22 15:49:39 UTC

Or are you conflating this incident with another one?

it just reminds me of the decison process

you can go from 5 to 11 very fast

2018-03-22 15:52:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426407832938610698/unknown.png

given the right situation

2018-03-22 15:56:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426408718897381376/unknown.png

2018-03-22 15:56:48 UTC

They are quite touchy

2018-03-22 15:59:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426409594361741313/unknown.png

2018-03-22 16:02:17 UTC

Fucking lame, the driver hit and run, no police, no arrest?

2018-03-22 16:02:21 UTC

That's attempted murder.

2018-03-22 16:03:24 UTC

Are you referring to the biker video? @DanielKO

2018-03-22 16:03:55 UTC

Also Sargon just put a video out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIIggkrhj-s

2018-03-22 16:04:56 UTC

Yeah, the biker video.

2018-03-22 16:05:07 UTC

I guess he was too much of a pussy because they were doing stunts on the street.

2018-03-22 16:05:19 UTC

They slashed his tires

2018-03-22 16:06:01 UTC

They also surrounded him and stopped him from moving on a highway

2018-03-22 16:06:10 UTC

before slashing his tires

2018-03-22 16:07:26 UTC

I'm talking about the "RAN OVER MY FRIEND AND LEFT" video.

2018-03-22 16:07:32 UTC

oh

2018-03-22 16:07:33 UTC

my bad

2018-03-22 16:07:45 UTC

Well, the car doesn't actually hit him, nor does he get run over

2018-03-22 16:07:45 UTC

people got ran over in both videos

2018-03-22 16:08:21 UTC

the driver even stops and opens his door before captain aggro zooms in with his car and tries to block him in

2018-03-22 16:08:31 UTC

Doesn't hit him, but he threw the car towards the biker, that was absolutely intentional and with intent to kill.

2018-03-22 16:08:47 UTC

like fuck it was

2018-03-22 16:09:03 UTC

If you throw your car over someone, that's intent to kill.

2018-03-22 16:09:06 UTC

he had already gone past the bikers

2018-03-22 16:09:40 UTC

that biker in particular sped back up and went into the 5o'c of the car *after* it already had put the right turn signal on

2018-03-22 16:10:14 UTC

If there was intent to kill there he certainly wouldn't have stopped and started to get out of the car

2018-03-22 16:11:45 UTC

Sargon is a Lizardman confirmed btw.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426412680769830912/unknown.png

2018-03-22 16:12:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426412779906531328/Discord.png

2018-03-22 16:12:13 UTC

/ourlizard/?

2018-03-22 16:12:16 UTC

hmmmmmmm.

2018-03-22 16:13:17 UTC

@Reaps The video Sargon did was about a "white privilege" rap on ABC in Australia

2018-03-22 16:13:29 UTC

I'm pretty sure it is anyway

2018-03-22 16:13:32 UTC

This smells like it's from a show I'm familiar with

2018-03-22 16:13:42 UTC

The same one that did the musical number for women leaving work early

2018-03-22 16:13:48 UTC

Because they get paid less

2018-03-22 16:13:51 UTC

Take a look, the video is only 4 minutes long

2018-03-22 16:14:01 UTC

*t a x p a y e r f u n d e d*

2018-03-22 16:14:04 UTC

oy vey my dudes

2018-03-22 16:15:47 UTC

The song talking about a white man named ross-
"But wait, that's not fair.
How come Ross got a free ride there?
Privilege, he was born with advantage, unearned gifts that his life was granted"

2018-03-22 16:16:19 UTC

wait, what the

2018-03-22 16:16:26 UTC

is this two videos?

2018-03-22 16:16:32 UTC

this first one is like 1988

2018-03-22 16:16:33 UTC

I skipped over the part at the start tbh

2018-03-22 16:16:48 UTC

think it's UK

2018-03-22 16:16:50 UTC

yeah it is

2018-03-22 16:16:56 UTC

oh god, it's more like 1993 now

2018-03-22 16:17:04 UTC

which makes it worse

2018-03-22 16:17:05 UTC

The one I'm talking about is brand new though

2018-03-22 16:17:13 UTC

It'll get there

2018-03-22 16:17:16 UTC

Is it more cringe than the Sex Offender Shuffle?

2018-03-22 16:17:24 UTC

how did early 90s UK give us both The Prodigy and some of the worst shit ever

2018-03-22 16:17:31 UTC

yeah

2018-03-22 16:17:34 UTC

from the thumbnail

2018-03-22 16:17:36 UTC

looked like it

2018-03-22 16:17:56 UTC

It starts around 1:30

2018-03-22 16:18:29 UTC

yeah yeah

2018-03-22 16:18:29 UTC

relax

2018-03-22 16:18:31 UTC

I tried to find the original video but failed

2018-03-22 16:18:32 UTC

watching video

2018-03-22 16:18:37 UTC

takes 90 seconds to get to 1:30

2018-03-22 16:18:49 UTC

I'm sure it's from the same show I'm thinking of

2018-03-22 16:18:52 UTC

Can't remember the name

2018-03-22 16:20:17 UTC

`ABOUT THE SHOW
This film is a โ€˜how-toโ€™ guide for girls about how to create change in areas of unfairness and discrimination in their lives, and in the lives of others with help from young female activists, influences and game changers.

GIRLS CHANGE THE WORLD features Emily Prior (10-year-old disability activist), Layla and Abir (slam poet sisters), Fitzroy Feminist Collective, Plan Internationalโ€™s Young Activists Sydney (YAS) and Girls Rock (musical activism).

One girl can make a difference in the world, no matter how big or small. GIRLS CHANGE THE WORLD!`

2018-03-22 16:20:47 UTC

So the dude can teleport, and is hated for having this power.

2018-03-22 16:21:01 UTC

YOU'RE FUCKING A TELEPORTATIONIST

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