Sargon hasn't existed for about 5000 years.

I type Sargon of Akkad into YouTube

I get the Youtuber

I type into Google

I also get the Youtuber

https://screenshots.firefox.com/mgANwCIe1yxiSRH5/www.google.com

hahahahaha

Hmmmm

Someone dig up that "Conquerors of the World" Google Search meme image

I must be bored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eh0ZvgtyB0

i've been watching these

Where does Sargon get off calling himself an Emperor?!

He's a Mikado

It's funny because men of history series.

Please bring the series back, Carl.

@Kraut Hey, want to jump into VC?
Been a time since we spoke here

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/996513960122814464

Yes slay queen

What a joke

This culture war needs to go hot already. Soooo boring.

Culture war < civil war

Get outta here, ya damn alien

Shoo!

No can do, I've got my papers.

I'm actually surprisingly close.

Besides, I'm in on a meritorious visa: dankest memes.

... US needs a Meme Visa.

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

I mean if US has lottery visa, why not Visa given for dank memes?

Get rid of the lottery visa, instate the Kekistani visa.

If they give us at least one Secret Rare Pepe, it will pay for their entire naturalization process. Which they still have to go through.

Who came up with the lottery visa in the first place? If they're not already out of office, they should be.

Eliminate birthright citizenship. Greencards and citizenship tests for everyone.

And then sent to Mexico.

I've got the automatic greencard; grandfathered in due to military service with honorable discharge.

@MaikuPens service guarantees citizenship!

I was about to tell you not to thank me for my service. XD

Memes guarantees citizenship!

CO-ED SHOWERS

@MaikuPens Shut up, you're probably a navy fag

[desire to know more intensifies]

I'm an army pog, thank you very much.

Front line infantry!! <:kermit_spree:378719408438116352>

Crayon-eater.

Lol I was Air force civil engineering

Nice. Fellow pog

Turd herder

https://twitter.com/cultofdusty/status/996846777381900291

🤔

"That MI Computer Guy"

@Ϻ14ᛟ The state is the greatest threat to liberty

metokur is butthurt

Everyone here knows that Title II has nothing to do with "net neutrality", right?

@Deleted User
Really really bad

yep

@Short Fat Otaku how more days of raging can we expect from jim?

NN is for fags

I assume Metokur had bought into the NN narrative, forgetting that the FTC is still a thing that exists?

FTC>FCC

FTC > FCC

Whoops

I'm retarded

I forgot what they ment 🤣

Silly

At least one, is explicitaly there for consumer protection

I kinda want to quote Eminem on this one.

Internet: "Well, the FCC won't let me be or let me be me."

@Deleted User I'm my own consumer protection

sure

I heard comcast has a nice dick for you 😉

I actually played his coffee pot freestyle for my coworkers and they all agreed that 2000s Eminem would have called 2018 Eminem a faggot and a pussy.

If you had... one pot... would you capture it... or just let it drop?

lol

His pots are heavy, knees weak, arms dropping coffee
There's coffee on his sweater already, Donald Trump's spaghetti.

It's always funny to me that Eminem called a man racist and then made fun of his skin color.

@Deleted User
https://twitter.com/CuriousMammal/status/996669828604792832?s=20

Is this actually happening? They are doxing and harassing his family again?

Like, immediately afterwards. I'm almost certain he was too stupid to notice the hypocrisy.

What happened?

jim's a massive faggot

He's harassing people for Internet points. So stupid

Sounds like he needs gay porn to distract himself from twitter drama.

Everyone got their throwaway twitter account ready?

Do it, faggot

^

he won't tho

cuz he's a bitch

I forgot that I can't post pictures in general.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/005/309/doitus4.jpg

Close enough.

All of my faggot friends are getting pissed at my name change.

Well, most of my faggot friends. At least two of them find the joke hilarious.

Lvl up faster

Lol

I'm trying.

It's so hard.

Dooooooo eeeeeeeeet

You're not allowed to take that comment out of context.

I'll tell you what else is hard...

Gotta think about Hailey

But you have that avatar though...

Yee

Well, my faggot friends will know I'm online when I change my name. Then I'll *really* get it.

Sounds like you got some shithead friends

Then again, the only two that find it hilarious have already accepted my Trump support because they fucking hate the Ctrl-Left.

At least ones that have forgotten what humor is.

I don't understand how people turn into that and think its productive

They all seem convinced that behavior is improving their situation somehow

I've forgotten how to humor. I can only shitpost now...

Simple: if nobody can feel joy like you, then everyone is just as miserable as you are.

Yep

The communist approach

That's kind of their entire philosophy: if someone has more than you (of anything, physical or not) then the solution is not to attain more by hard work, the solution is to destroy what others have.

Seems so

Just wait until someone starts advocating for 'State approved comedy'

Yep

We already have that, it's called Late Night TV

Woke

What's kind of funny is that the lowest person in America still has more than the entirety of the upper class in Zimbabwe.

It's all relative

As long as I have enough means to protect myself from whatever threats are common, I'm fine.

And not starve, obviously

I got my fists. And my Stand.

AND MY AXE

And my debt!

Oh wait

Work more.

Lol I ain't got debt jk

Debt can basically be forever

Great scam

Me either. College during service?

I'm out of spirit energy, take my debt instead?

Nah, I'm literally typing this during ECON201

Probably learning more here

I paid $100 for an Associates degree in IT + certs.

Whaaaat

I'm already a journeyman plumber. I'm going for civil engineering

<@&372509267690782736>,

Hi all, my name is Benedict XVII. I am a member of USA Liberalists and will be talking about liberalist stuff on Swamplands at 11:00 EST tonight. If this would be of interest to your membership, please consider advertising it on this discord. Thank you!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3HcW7ssVSeVrFS1OLKACQ

Hmmmm

And yeah, the Army gave me some gud shit.

$100 for 60+ credits ain't too shabby.

Yeah, that's fucking excellent

@Benedict XVII Have you tried talking to the actual "The Liberalists" youtube channel?

HMMM

@Legiondude , I have, and I talk to the guys who run it on a regular basis. But, this is more of a spread liberalist ideas to other channels talk.

What is Swamplands?

Lol just got a scammer trying to get me to accept a "government grant for student loans".

Dude had the thickest Paki accent and then gave me an easily searched bogus number.

lol

Why’re you so gay? @Deleted User

shots fired

Daily thought:

Capitalism gave us Dr pepper. If you think capitalism is wrong you think Dr pepper is wrong. And anyone who thinks Dr pepper is wrong deserves whatever bad things happen to them.

This humours more than it should

You been to the Dr Pepper museum?

I'd say it was 60% about Dr Pepper and 40% about how great capitalism is

Diet Dr. Pepper is the only diet soda that doesn't taste like shit

@Jek Porkins
Dr pepper sucks like every other soda and cola.

Cherry Pepper + OverProof rum works surprisingly well

Beer for me, thanks

You'll be the most wide-awake drunk in *no time*

@Reaps THIS MAN KNOWS HIS MIXERS

Dr pepper and Soju is excellent

Over here is cachaça and Sprite

Works like a charm

Except for the time when I grabbed a glass off of the bench which still had dishwashing liquid in it

@Deleted User why are you such a communist slut?

come on thot, answer

@Deleted User
She is your commie slut, so treat her with respect

I will @Fulcrum010

with the back of my hand <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

@Fulcrum010 kill yourself

@Jek Porkins
STALKER 2 is coming, I can't

Of course capitalism also gave us cream soda which is the pinnacle of soda technology

@Deleted User
What you want do on your bed, it's between you 2

@Jek Porkins
Communism gave us AKs and stalker

Actually capitalism gave us stalker

@Fulcrum010 capitalism perfected it

The Soviet Union didn't make games

Yes they did

They made Tetris

Nah, communism, without chernobyl we would have stalker

@Deleted User I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if you came out as a communist faggot.

games are just a way to enslave the proletriate @Jek Porkins

Exported it, and didn't give any of the profits to the creator until 1992 👌

Right

@Deleted User @Deleted User
Get a room and start fucking

@Deleted User **BEGONE THOT**

One game

@Fulcrum010 film it

I swear to God, those 2 must be trading the dirtiest nudes on snapchat

Is maninkaden even hot?

Soviet Russia made one game

Did someone say thot?

🔥

I’m not on Snapchat, thot @Fulcrum010

Ooooooooooooo

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS

@Deleted User
You are for him

GOTCHA

snapchat thot confirmed

BTFO

Let's be real, I'm the hottest one here

Oooooooooooooooooooooo

@Jek Porkins
It's fever, go to the hospital

Dat trucker bod

@Deleted User do you self identify as being above a 6/10?

@obrallaghan
She is a 7/10

Have to see her body to know more

Did she post pics?

Not the first time you ask this

And yeah, she did

I asked before about that other girl

This just in: I'm getting Dr. Pepper cake for my birthday.

Don't stick ur dick in crazy

Too late.

Maybe, but I still think you asked about Kaden before

Also, @Deleted User is a commie thot but she is not a atthwore like @Chloé Adsolution

I'm not even sure

LOL ALL THE NUMBERS THESE SCAMMERS DIALED ME FROM ARE DEAD PHONES NOW

Goteem

@Deleted User lol

I welcome all e-Thots to the server

Some are better than the others

You guys always talk about thots I wouldn’t be surprised if you got your heart broken by one

I don't have a heart

Did you catch your wife sucking her boyfriends dick or something?

@Deleted User
I could say something really harsh to you, but nvm

No Thots for me

@Deleted User shh let them have it
Its just projection

I mean thot in a nice way

@franti
Don't defend the thot

"That Hot One There"

Oof

Jek’s body is 💯

Plus he actually knows how to cook

Unlike the thottie @Deleted User

I wouldn'T mind some thots

Thirsty assroach

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

It's like a sausage party in here atm

how am I the thirstiest one out of everyone here despite being a chaste boi

When isnt a sausage party here?

or maybe that's exactly the reason <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

It's specifically the reason

Well, finding intelligent, liberalist women is pretty difficult

Day yum

Jek looks good