boss wants me to print shirtless Zac Efron wrapping paper for his daughter

I fell asleeop on the train lel

good job

at least you fought your natural inclination to blow it up

kek

I was lucky some lady woke me up. If not I might've missed my buss lmao.

The Caliph of Disappointinghisparentsistan

<:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

I left my fuckin buds at home

rip

rip in pepperoni

delet

haha get nae naed

gonna have to usey fucked buds :(

this is by far the gayest thing i've ever had to do at work

fuck my life

@turtwig

is shit like that that makes a person drink

Homo

kill me

🐢 🔨 <:GWjianWut:402867992930680833>

@Ondsinet

🐉 🤛 🐢

🏋 🖌 🐢

@turtwig should turwife know that you're a homo?

I'm not a homo

❎

He is not gay just sexualy adventurers with other men

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

fuckin rude

Just remember to say no homo and you are fine

Don't forget the socks

https://gamergate-news.tumblr.com/post/181104756975/its-nearly-the-end-of-2018-and-brianna-wu-is

why would they be interested in false claims

they've got better things to do

printing wrapping paper for my gift to turtwife now

🤷 🎁 🐢

Hahaha What @turtwig

Kek

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/12/16/boys-can-have-periods-schoolchildren-taught-latest-victory-transgender/

I put this to a mate and he said the weirdest thing

Men do have periods but they are much longer, like 6 to 12 months

<:what:382980756139409409>

wat

That is not a period. It the time his ass takes to heal from all the butt hurt of his adventures at the blue oyster club

can't they just teach actually important things at school

in the land of free AND stupid
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6508263/Swedens-man-free-feminist-music-festival-guilty-discrimination-authorities.html

loool

when you get exactly what you ask for

guess they are having some serious fun... i always wanted to be in a cage n stuff

and have blue/pink haired Zer/potato looking at me from other side

women: we want gender discrimination to be a crime
gov: okay
women: *has women only festival*
gov: you've committed a crime
women:

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Libtardation became an epidemic

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1075330521654288384

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

https://youtu.be/xoxhDk-hwuo how to ruin someone thiefs car in one easy step

Needs more *fart spray*

skunk spray maybe as then you truly have a smelly car that is full of hobby craft aids

Pls ignore the race of most of the theives, we don't like racism in this chat

observable fact is racist

Blame Fatties

https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1059521187846402048

Stealing candy becomes stealing Amazon Packages <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

yea did notice that as well. a lot of people from one race that was out doing extra time for amazon express

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313345394069471232/524687410152341505/e13ce8567da7f0ed4d5d85627bd953d94a5734601efa8ebc995793efdf251095.jpg

I'm guessing all the kids parents have found out that they did borrow the credit card without permission and now have blocked patron

Women and man are the same--- all men are rapists

https://tracking.tldrnewsletter.com/CL0/https:%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2018%2F12%2F18%2Ftechnology%2Ffacebook-privacy.html/1/01000167c6223c42-ddb1dcda-f622-41bb-8ece-28c1381b1f62-000000/oRWn1GziNMtSmqRj6csJaZA1AyxlAh2NRFJ5hJrvSko=67

It's actually snowing

<:pepe_why:378719408367075333>

:dollar:** Support Sargon of Akkad on Patreon!** :dollar:

https://www.patreon.com/sargon

**Josh#8538** was cleansed from the server.

https://www.fark.com/go/10249739 that time google was caught stealing inventions from people at a job interviews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGPgE_-2Dmk

Jimmy understands

"The reason were against censorship is because we are Lefties" 😄

Most common sentence in this podcast so far

"I didn't know about that" "Did you?" "No I did not"

isn't it the left pushing for censorship?

NO!

the Progressives are

sorry, I meant "left"

because the actual left is now right

or centre at best

We are Ironic Conservatives

Stalin is a bit to the right

🤦🏿

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2018/12/19/47f42cd5752e6012.mp4

interstellar musk 😄

**Norulezx#7634** was cleansed from the server.

Muskism \ <:ohsargon:451135765368274954> /

https://twitter.com/ajaromano/status/1075065773205397509

MUH mental heath

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/274266728035254272/524588119345987594/image0-7-1.png

<:GWjianWut:402867992930680833>

No

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-hampshire-46592940/what-s-christmas-like-with-11-kids

https://twitter.com/FPS_illicit/status/1075411019650998272

https://youtu.be/2l8lKra5M0o

Muh cognitive dissonance

@EmEm so it's like 1 second long?

yes

oh right long zoom in

before the cringe

so 10 seconds lol

@EmEm Sup bitch

youtube, poods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCsOmDmjEU

and you?

buying swedes over TOR

noice

https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/were-adam-and-eve-black-transgender-refugees-2/

This can't be real can it?

Of course

Israel

Why

I've successfully summoned the meme magic gods

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1075423317417447424

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/229004871901118466/524789077086699520/a48e33f64b3c115904b9acbf46de2cb8a94d5c14bb65ee8e346354cba8701015.mp4

https://twitter.com/SwordAndScale/status/1075264589045161985

It's snowing and my Glasses froze

lol low tier eyes

no glasses uber turtle

<:GWjiangoPepeGenius:398568908971573248>

>not being able to look over your glasses to empathize a point
KeK

emphasize?

I love that you guys also have santa hat avatars

faggots

it's important

broo is too gay

Oh so Christian all of a sudden

don't have to be Christian to celebrate

I celebrate novy god

It's the Christmas spirit

https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1075443484369268738

if JBP, Sargon and Dank started suing everybody who called them racist..

https://www.twitter.com/lil_wage/status/1075405099747459072

Wanna see the Dunning Krueger effect? Here you go

is that ice?

Yes

What's ironic is that he has glasses in his pfp

**Vorti#1772** was cleansed from the server.

**TaqiYasir#6122** was cleansed from the server.

GOOD MORNING, CHRISTIAN CODERS

BUGS GO TO HECK

HECK I SAY

hi

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPILES YOU!

@M4Gunnerhello fellow Christians coder

Christmas Avatar makers more like

thats just what we do for fun

you should put a santa hat on your frogman

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 Tesco horse pfp

wat

wat

https://i.imgur.com/J3KnXnA.mp4

Noice

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1075459408052805634

@Ondsinet

nit

mo

no

😰 😰 😰

What

Wtf

@Den Röda Smurfen<:what:382980756139409409> <:what:382980756139409409> <:what:382980756139409409>

no u

no u

<:GWjianWut:402867992930680833>

🤠 🔨 <:GWjianWut:402867992930680833>

💢 👨 🍝 🔫 <:GWslippyPeepoHugged:407618441017688064>

☝🏻 👉🏻 👇🏻 👈🏻 🖕🏻

🤔

**Boots#4189** was cleansed from the server.

**resueman#9239** was cleansed from the server.

@galesteppes red name bad <:NPC:500042735617703967>

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

@EmEm mine now

Seems legit

Anarchists are literally the worst

Post that in <#385307110813990913> and watch them get real angry

@everyone https://www.politico.eu/article/the-rise-of-ukips-youtubers-social-media-video-sharing/
Here is another piece on Sargon

incoming

<:pepeping:466401908811235329>

<:pepeping:466401908811235329>

"I wonder if this is any good"

<:pepeping:466401908811235329>

<:pepeping:466401908811235329>

oh

@franti put it in announcements you degenerate

<:pepeping:466401908811235329>

@franti Wasnt neccesary

whats the "alt-right"-count?

3

<:pepeping:466401908811235329>

fix the patreon bot

:GWqlabsPrings:

**QwertymanJim#3528** was cleansed from the server.

Sargon **is** alt-right though. Just like everyone else on YouTube!

beside timmy

THEY FYUCKED UP

```online star power of Meechan and his fellow YouTubers, Paul Joseph Watson and Car Benjamin, who posts under the name “Sargon of Akkad.”```

Car Benjamin

A bunch of people further left than most of UKIP are "pushing UKIP to the right". OK.

beep beep

here he fucking comes

<:pepeping:466401908811235329>

wtf

Wait is that real LOL

It is

<:pepeping:466401908811235329>

✋ 🐶

pawzi gang

same author
https://www.politico.eu/article/britain-nationalist-dark-web-populism-tommy-robinson/

🎷 🐛

We had a big party in Whitehall with all the other racists and they put Buddha and Lauren Southern on the big screen cus we Nazis

CAR BENJAMIN

UKIP was already right-wing, does he mean further to the right?

*vroom vromm* of akkad

LOL

Cargon of Akkad

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954> 🏎

Sedan of Akkad

Batten’s plan for UKIP may sound generically right-wing, but it signals a significant evolution in British politics — the first avowedly mainstream party to offer a straightforward platform for identity politics, junking the (mild) constraints of the Farage era for the type of cultural nationalism which has proved defiantly popular across Europe and now in the United States.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA