Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 524859275550523405


2018-12-19 07:03:51 UTC  

You

2018-12-19 07:28:50 UTC  

ugh

2018-12-19 07:29:05 UTC  

boss wants me to print shirtless Zac Efron wrapping paper for his daughter

2018-12-19 07:29:47 UTC  

I fell asleeop on the train lel

2018-12-19 07:30:25 UTC  

good job

2018-12-19 07:30:40 UTC  

at least you fought your natural inclination to blow it up

2018-12-19 07:31:31 UTC  

kek

2018-12-19 07:31:49 UTC  

I was lucky some lady woke me up. If not I might've missed my buss lmao.

2018-12-19 07:32:27 UTC  

The Caliph of Disappointinghisparentsistan

2018-12-19 07:32:41 UTC  

<:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

2018-12-19 07:32:55 UTC  

I left my fuckin buds at home

2018-12-19 07:32:57 UTC  

rip

2018-12-19 07:33:20 UTC  

rip in pepperoni

2018-12-19 07:36:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/524852587128815646/haah.png

2018-12-19 07:36:55 UTC  

delet

2018-12-19 07:38:25 UTC  

haha get nae naed

2018-12-19 07:39:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/524853346339782677/wg3x9nmwp4521.png

2018-12-19 07:43:46 UTC  

gonna have to usey fucked buds :(

2018-12-19 07:55:45 UTC  

this is by far the gayest thing i've ever had to do at work

2018-12-19 07:55:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/524857363786891274/unknown.png

2018-12-19 08:03:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/524859275550523402/20181219_080309.jpg

2018-12-19 08:03:24 UTC  

fuck my life

2018-12-19 08:03:38 UTC  
2018-12-19 08:05:24 UTC  

is shit like that that makes a person drink

2018-12-19 08:09:11 UTC  

Homo

2018-12-19 08:10:24 UTC  

kill me

2018-12-19 08:12:05 UTC  

🐢 🔨 <:GWjianWut:402867992930680833>

2018-12-19 08:18:35 UTC  
2018-12-19 08:18:55 UTC  

🐉 🤛 🐢

2018-12-19 08:19:48 UTC  

🏋 🖌 🐢

2018-12-19 08:24:11 UTC  

@turtwig should turwife know that you're a homo?

2018-12-19 08:24:40 UTC  

I'm not a homo

2018-12-19 08:36:37 UTC  

2018-12-19 08:45:39 UTC  

He is not gay just sexualy adventurers with other men

2018-12-19 08:46:14 UTC  

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

2018-12-19 08:46:57 UTC  

fuckin rude

2018-12-19 08:47:05 UTC  

Just remember to say no homo and you are fine

2018-12-19 08:47:22 UTC  

Don't forget the socks

2018-12-19 08:53:56 UTC  

why would they be interested in false claims

2018-12-19 08:54:01 UTC  

they've got better things to do