Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 524870240803225610


2018-12-19 07:38:25 UTC  

haha get nae naed

2018-12-19 07:39:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/524853346339782677/wg3x9nmwp4521.png

2018-12-19 07:43:46 UTC  

gonna have to usey fucked buds :(

2018-12-19 07:55:45 UTC  

this is by far the gayest thing i've ever had to do at work

2018-12-19 07:55:46 UTC  

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2018-12-19 08:03:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/524859275550523402/20181219_080309.jpg

2018-12-19 08:03:24 UTC  

fuck my life

2018-12-19 08:03:38 UTC  
2018-12-19 08:05:24 UTC  

is shit like that that makes a person drink

2018-12-19 08:09:11 UTC  

Homo

2018-12-19 08:10:24 UTC  

kill me

2018-12-19 08:12:05 UTC  

🐒 πŸ”¨ <:GWjianWut:402867992930680833>

2018-12-19 08:18:35 UTC  
2018-12-19 08:18:55 UTC  

πŸ‰ πŸ€› 🐒

2018-12-19 08:19:48 UTC  

πŸ‹ πŸ–Œ 🐒

2018-12-19 08:24:11 UTC  

@turtwig should turwife know that you're a homo?

2018-12-19 08:24:40 UTC  

I'm not a homo

2018-12-19 08:36:37 UTC  

❎

2018-12-19 08:45:39 UTC  

He is not gay just sexualy adventurers with other men

2018-12-19 08:46:14 UTC  

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

2018-12-19 08:46:57 UTC  

fuckin rude

2018-12-19 08:47:05 UTC  

Just remember to say no homo and you are fine

2018-12-19 08:47:22 UTC  

Don't forget the socks

2018-12-19 08:53:56 UTC  

why would they be interested in false claims

2018-12-19 08:54:01 UTC  

they've got better things to do

2018-12-19 08:59:23 UTC  

printing wrapping paper for my gift to turtwife now

2018-12-19 08:59:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/524873395104514048/20181219_085806.jpg

2018-12-19 09:00:16 UTC  

🀷 🎁 🐒

2018-12-19 09:01:09 UTC  

Hahaha What @turtwig

I put this to a mate and he said the weirdest thing

Men do have periods but they are much longer, like 6 to 12 months

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2018-12-19 09:35:42 UTC  

wat

2018-12-19 09:36:28 UTC  

That is not a period. It the time his ass takes to heal from all the butt hurt of his adventures at the blue oyster club

2018-12-19 09:41:17 UTC  

can't they just teach actually important things at school

2018-12-19 09:46:10 UTC  

loool

2018-12-19 09:46:18 UTC  

when you get exactly what you ask for