That’s the thing that chafes here. You have all these people calling Sargon stupid and that he’s dumb for trying to do anything, and none of them want to step up to the fucking plate.

Because “Oh, we’re just Youtubers. There’s no point in trying.” All the whole you have Ralph and Jim bragging about how many viewers they get in a stream.

Just fuck off.

That's what it is they are right

Sargon is just a YouTuber he won't achieve anything it a the people he pulls in that will make a change. That level of seperation goes over tldrs head. And it's sad

I think Sargon is doing good work by inspiring others to take action and step up to the plate

Sargon might be an idiot, but he’s right about one thing. These people are fucking cowards.

hey guys, jim and ralph get more views on the internet <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Whom is this Jim and ralph.

brainlets and fatsos

Got a question for you guys

When you get salty about a individual

How long do you tend to complain about that individual.

How many days roughly?

2 hours at most

Personally, it's about 2 weeks at most for me.

Why does this matter might you ask?

Well, these dudes have been crying about Sargon for months.

Repeatedly.

Every day.

Years actualy

Just let that sink in.

I've come to a comfortable conclusion they arent salty.

They're just milking drama for views.

Damn back to work need to be a productive member of society or someshit.

I've got work in 1 hour

;__;

It seems like they're coat-tailing Sargon for views Not much else or better for them to do really

Well theres money to be made out of drama

Besides, you get a large following and theres social gratification.

Aye

Imagine having just +300 people following you

Just realised I don't pay tax so I guess I'm just productive.

And sucking your dick

You'd probably turn into a asshole

they're bottom feeders

It's just a social high man

You could theoretically get to a point where you're a youtuber who has videos killing kittens.

And you'll still get a social high from followers.

See, it aint these youtubers that bug me.

It's these viewers specifically

Most absolutely love Chaos.

The drama pulls in a lot of views to be sure. But then people do watch the most ridiculous crap on YouTube generally.

Followed by 300 Cucks <:gay:382982146249326612>

turtwife's grandpa supplied with me delicious Guinness

Wow, you should marry her

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It's like SuperHans says - "People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis."

See man, I don't even think alot of these dudes turn into NPC's in the comment sections. They're NPC's way before clicking follow. When you;'re interested in finding content regarding politic you probably search the relevant functions. These guys don't, they go straight for the source.

Straight to TYT

there we go

username nailed

just need an NPC turtwig

Turtwig?

Whats that?

he

he

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4fqSOhISsE

GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHIT STATE

Cuckfornia

I miss Texas so much.

well it is commifornia. where you liberal rights are a offences to the hive mind

If I understand this correctly California is now more Canadian than American. I mean at least I'm allowed guns in Canada

Canada has at least a shooting culture, and from what I can tell that they're at least repealing gun control laws in Canada.

Yeah you're only half right there, they're repealing them so they can make them worse.

Cuz of the ways laws work out here they have to get rid of the old ones before they can introduce new ones of the same type

Getting rid of laws is almost as hard as getting new ones in. that's why we still have laws on the books against fishing from giraffe back.

You know

I almost want to go and do that

Just to spite Canada.

Then again, I think Arizona has something equally retarded.

The fuck you did there are no giraffes up here.

If I remember right there's a law against having a camel in a bathtub.

The ground so flat I can see my neighbor's house from 50 miles away. Someone gets their ass on a giraffe imma see that s*** from wherever I am

Why does text-to-speech put in the Stars instead of just putting the word down anyone know how to remove that?

Like, nigga, just type it out.

No idea fam. Check settings?

Make it so that s*** auto translates into "shit"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmkRquTjN_0

what does this even mean

It means that you too can know Kung Fu

Good movies

Two of them

I enjoyed them

You might too

It has Keanu. He knows Kung Fu. And to shoot 3 gun.

yeet

I like keanu. seems like a good guy.

it's a bit shit, but here you go @turtwig

John Wick is one of those cult Classic that changed the way we view movies and what we can get away with putting on the big screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc

When a Hollywood eceleb can tear through those fucking splits.

Fuckin hell I wanna start learning to use guns. Seems like such a fun hobby.

@Deleted User that's actually pretty great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n16Gqy4SDk

I got some cake edibles

$5 for a half o in cannabutter edible? Shit yes

It's Blue. No food is blue

Change My Mind

Blueberries

@Deleted User do you make these?

i wonder what 420 AD was like

were the goths all smoking weed in 420 ad

while roman empire was burning around them

they were lighting up too

Woo fucking hoo, discord account got deactivated

nah they were all celebrating hitler's birthday

all year

sounds kinda gay

im imagining a bunch of dudes sitting around a cake singing happy birthday to hitler in an effeminate way

"Blow out the candles oooo!"

and the cake was decorated by one of them

me on the other hand? I'm a man, and men play their computer games alone

dammit

even if it IS 420AD

what a fuckass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87wo38fRAnY

Fucking hell.

>quests are just like its offline counterparts

>literally checklists

i think people are tired of the generic sandbox rpgs with dialogue wheels, etc.

survival mmos are probably overtaking that market

So literally we're leaving a trend to go and follow another trend.

thats how the market goes

its always about trends

what do you want me to say lol

Reminder that this used to be an incredibly ground breaking RPG series about exploring ethics in the backdrop of a post-nuclear retro-futuristic society.

also, fall out 76 doesn't look much different even from fall out 3

so maybe that's part of it too

and you'd think a fall out game would have survival elements

so it a fallout with a multiplayer tacked on but no npcs

I genuinely cannot believe that on CNN live they called Kanye the token Negro

Did they actually?

"This is what happens when negroes don't read"

no, none of them did that

lol

but i think fall out 1 created a feeling of that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhaQS5AXdcE

they don't like when someone run away from the democrat plantation

yes

Oh

I see

yeah the blacks do that every now and then

just gotta send out the hunting party

So because they got black people to say it, it's okay.

It isn't

blacks are reporting on their neighbours

it always good to have a uncle tom laying around

exactly

Christ, can we just gas CNN?

I think it's thoroughly established that CNN is worse than fucking FOX News.

careful, dont let the AI think your advocating terrorism

yeah CNN has gotten worse than FOX

atm fox news is killing it in the news ratings

but i remember that in the bush era, Fox was pretty bad

i guess each side goes through an era of retardation

and still CNN did find a way to become even worse at times

at this point, the far left are basically how people thought of rednecks in the early 2000s

"They're still thumping bibles! They're still living like they did in the 19th century."

"Or they like to think they are"

or whatever

now it's like that for the far left... i think it's becoming that way anyway

the sort of people that just say "Hitler was evil because he was a racist."

like that racism alone can make someone genocidal, lol

no other ideological components needed

I think one of the biggest problem the left have is that it don't keep it insane inline and from that everyone looking at them goes wtf are you guys on and runs away

yeah, but the right kind of has done that too

there was a crazy phase back in the 2000s

if you doubted the iraq war, you were almost a traitor in the eyes of some

yea and that did hurt them a lot for a long time

i still don't know what to think about Iraq

so as Trump said, "On both sides. On both sides!"

thank you

Iraq was a mistake. it was a war started on lies

what did they even get out of iraq

nothing as it is one of the big factors of the US deficit. and they are not really out of iraq yet just like Afghanistan

yeah

and when people says you have to trust what the CIA says, remind them that is was the intelligence from the CIA that did start the war. and CIA did know the intelligence was false from day one

You have to remember that you have to run over the Glow-In-The-Dark CIA Niggers as well.

Very important.

https://youtu.be/5FSax_VvGvY I may be hesitant to take advise from him

A good way to explain the phenomenon (if it is that) of false rape accusers to NPCs

Say we live in a society where it's possible for some people to turn into werewolves. When they do so, they commit depraved acts, murder people, etc.

How would you deal with that?

Would you just go around shooting people with silver bullets. Like "That guy could have been the werewolf."

Would you wait for a werewolf event to occur, and then find some random person to accuse, basically a scapegoat

Or would you go through a proper TRIAL

it used to be that proper trials were impossible, because of lack of investigators and evidence collection

so trials were basically just an appeal to god

but since it's no longer medieval times, well we've got the ability to hold a proper trial

keep in mind that even in medieval times, people thought it was moral to hold a trial

even if the trial was bullshit

maybe that's simple enough for NPCs to understand, i dunno

you be the judge

can we stop talking about the fucking NPCS

"Trials are conservative! Therefore evil."

no, NPCs are eternal

and even under the trials of god they did change the outcome if they did believe the accused was innocent. like the boiling water one with if they did believe you was innocent the water was just unpleasant hot but if they did think you was guilty the water was boling hot

o rly

so they fixed the trials sometimes

yea

heh

but what if someone discovered

they couldn't angry at the priest who was overseeing i guess

:V

ORDER MAINTAINED lol

do as the priest sayeth

yea i see how it went

yepp, you did not want to piss of the priesthood

im guessing they would bribe priests to fix trials

o hell yea. a good bag of coin can get god on your side easy

hell yea

it was so bad at one time, you had the church run brothels and outside you did have a munk or other official selling Indulgence for you sin that you did just commit

i made it with gimp, i didn't draw it from scratch if that's what you are asking though @Deleted User

Nice

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/10/12/bbc-will-have-gay-characters-shows-combat-heteronormative-culture/

...

`"In a recent YouGov survey only 51% of 18 to 24-year-olds said they identified as completely heterosexual.`

well if you say something else you will be beaten until you change your mind

and if you want to be hip you need to take it in the behind by Jamal

51% hetero

how the fuck is that possible

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How they phrase the questions. For example on a scale of 1-10 how hetero do you identify, where 1 is in no way hetero and 10 is completely hetero

are you familiar with tgirl on girl theory?

neat, what's it for?

or is it just to have around?

I meant, usually when I get a new tool it's either because I figure I'll need it in the future, or I have something specific I need it for

nice

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>Nothing comes out of Kickstarter

That moment when you realise biking your fat ass home burns the same calories as not having sugar in you coffee that morning. :(

Well, I mean shit. I guess Pillars of Eternity, Yuka-Laylee, A Hat in Time, and fucking Shovel Knight don't exist.

#Notallkickstarters

I don't like this npc meme. I feel like I have met NPCs that do a better job of being people then far leftist.

:drink:

This bowsette meme is cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COzkAoZeapo

This isn't tho.

Game journalists being shit aside.

well NPC isn't meant to dehumanize

A self-aware now!

Npc*

Well, Bethesda does always brag about their artificial intelligence.

its not meant to say "They're worse than the SJWs!"