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2018-05-17 03:19:25 UTC

get that hungarian mongoloid shit outta here

2018-05-17 03:19:28 UTC

Good morning @Deleted User

2018-05-17 03:19:31 UTC

Good morning

2018-05-17 03:19:37 UTC

I should have got cheese

2018-05-17 03:19:38 UTC

You're assuming the aliens are incapable of recognizing autonomy, self-awareness, and culture.

2018-05-17 03:19:46 UTC

Grated cheese

2018-05-17 03:19:49 UTC

To put on it

2018-05-17 03:19:49 UTC

hey @Short Fat Otaku how does jim's salty tears taste?

2018-05-17 03:19:54 UTC

NASA estimates about 1 billion earthlike planets in our galaxy

2018-05-17 03:19:55 UTC

But I didn't have any and I didn't felt like going out to buy it

2018-05-17 03:19:59 UTC

All justifications for why I can enjoy my tuna and dolphin sandwich.

2018-05-17 03:20:06 UTC

A superior being

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/446512210571821056/image.jpg

2018-05-17 03:20:09 UTC

I'm saying they might have a higher standard for any of these things

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/446512222215340063/unknown.png

2018-05-17 03:20:15 UTC

A being to surpass Metal Gear.

2018-05-17 03:20:31 UTC

@A Random Crusader Is he russian?

2018-05-17 03:20:41 UTC

He's obviously Roman.

2018-05-17 03:20:50 UTC

Just look at that schnozz!

2018-05-17 03:20:50 UTC

I was going for Gypsy

2018-05-17 03:20:52 UTC

Maybe it's just impossible to send any kind of signal that far

2018-05-17 03:21:04 UTC

Or travel that far

2018-05-17 03:21:17 UTC

Which is why aliens haven't contacted us

2018-05-17 03:21:22 UTC

Time should be the only obstacle

2018-05-17 03:21:36 UTC

That and the Fermi Paradox

2018-05-17 03:21:39 UTC

They also might not care

2018-05-17 03:21:47 UTC

We should hope they don't see Hitler's speech.

2018-05-17 03:21:48 UTC

True

2018-05-17 03:21:48 UTC

We could be nothing special

2018-05-17 03:22:00 UTC

Or don't want to interfere, just like we don't interfere with animals in the wild

2018-05-17 03:22:11 UTC

We don't do out of our way to communicate with peguins

2018-05-17 03:22:11 UTC

there are no aliens because hooty is alive

2018-05-17 03:22:28 UTC

There's gotta be at least one alien Brave Wilderness.

2018-05-17 03:22:35 UTC

aliens see that autism and go `Fuck that shit`

2018-05-17 03:23:08 UTC

@Baraban penguins

2018-05-17 03:23:18 UTC

Alien Steve Irwin randomly fighting humans

2018-05-17 03:23:25 UTC

You can thank me then, because any inherently more advanced being would be destructive to us.

2018-05-17 03:23:33 UTC

Penguins didn't exist until Morgan Freeman narrated March of the Penguins.

2018-05-17 03:23:37 UTC

I gave them as an example because humans and penguins don't live in the same areas

2018-05-17 03:23:48 UTC

True facts.

2018-05-17 03:24:26 UTC

Morgan Freeman created the universe, he must know, if there are aliens out there.

2018-05-17 03:24:34 UTC

hourly reminder that hooty wants holocaust 2.0

2018-05-17 03:24:45 UTC

!remindme 1 hour

2018-05-17 03:24:55 UTC

Shitty bot.

2018-05-17 03:25:24 UTC

Stephen Hawking's last words: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q75389kAqiM

2018-05-17 03:25:43 UTC

What a great man

2018-05-17 03:25:50 UTC

A gem.

2018-05-17 03:26:33 UTC

never change a running system.

2018-05-17 03:26:47 UTC

Tell that to my Minecraft server.

2018-05-17 03:27:13 UTC

Minecraft is gay.

2018-05-17 03:27:21 UTC

no u

2018-05-17 03:27:42 UTC

I dont know, why this game is so popular.

2018-05-17 03:28:05 UTC

austrians are gay

2018-05-17 03:28:05 UTC

Because if you ignore the community, it's actually a fairly impressive game.

2018-05-17 03:28:09 UTC

It's very open

2018-05-17 03:28:15 UTC

Sim City > Minecraft

2018-05-17 03:28:17 UTC

You can do lots of stuff

2018-05-17 03:28:29 UTC

Minecraft + mods > Sim City

2018-05-17 03:28:31 UTC

@Deleted User can't wait for the next...

2018-05-17 03:28:33 UTC

Sim city is more limiting than minecraft

2018-05-17 03:28:35 UTC

oh wait

2018-05-17 03:28:38 UTC

maxis is dead

2018-05-17 03:28:41 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ

2018-05-17 03:28:50 UTC

whoops

2018-05-17 03:28:51 UTC

Mine craft is for little children

2018-05-17 03:28:53 UTC

Cause EA

2018-05-17 03:28:56 UTC

I guess no more sim city

2018-05-17 03:29:00 UTC

oh well

2018-05-17 03:29:07 UTC

At least Sim city has more appeal

2018-05-17 03:29:11 UTC

You think that because you keep playing with little children. Stop playing with little children.

2018-05-17 03:29:17 UTC

to wahmen

2018-05-17 03:29:27 UTC

Anybody here play chess?

2018-05-17 03:29:42 UTC

Well I know how to play

2018-05-17 03:29:44 UTC

@MaikuPens The Special forces operative who plays minecraft

2018-05-17 03:29:51 UTC

I'm not SF.

2018-05-17 03:29:52 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-05-17 03:29:52 UTC

rarely.

2018-05-17 03:30:01 UTC
2018-05-17 03:30:06 UTC

Rather often

2018-05-17 03:30:19 UTC

I used to be MI.

2018-05-17 03:30:21 UTC

I play Minecraft too

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/446514788336533515/unknown.png

2018-05-17 03:30:27 UTC

From time to time

2018-05-17 03:30:27 UTC

You're gay

2018-05-17 03:30:31 UTC

no u

2018-05-17 03:30:35 UTC

I noticed that many of the highest IQ people in the world play chess

2018-05-17 03:30:51 UTC

I've noticed only retards like owls

2018-05-17 03:30:52 UTC

Makes sense?

2018-05-17 03:31:07 UTC

@Deleted User Implications go only in one direction ^^

2018-05-17 03:31:13 UTC

i play chess and i got an above avrage IQ, im shit at it but still play

2018-05-17 03:31:33 UTC

You know my owl is a centrist symbol right?

2018-05-17 03:31:38 UTC

I challenge you to a game of chess @Deleted User

2018-05-17 03:31:41 UTC

No but all stereotypes aside anyone want to play a game? Assuming if there is multiplayer chess.

2018-05-17 03:32:17 UTC

I noticed that many of the people who are really good at chess have brains that are only really good at playing chess and cannot apply that experience outside of the chess board.

2018-05-17 03:32:21 UTC

We could also play a children cards game if you prefer

2018-05-17 03:32:47 UTC

Uno.

2018-05-17 03:32:48 UTC

Only retarded people like owls

2018-05-17 03:32:56 UTC

Do you guys know Uno?

2018-05-17 03:33:06 UTC

I know uno played it never

2018-05-17 03:33:06 UTC

@Deleted User reverse card

2018-05-17 03:33:09 UTC

>Uno.
Okay, Satan.

2018-05-17 03:33:19 UTC

Is that why owls represent wisdom?

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