Good morning

I should have got cheese

You're assuming the aliens are incapable of recognizing autonomy, self-awareness, and culture.

Grated cheese

To put on it

hey @Short Fat Otaku how does jim's salty tears taste?

NASA estimates about 1 billion earthlike planets in our galaxy

But I didn't have any and I didn't felt like going out to buy it

All justifications for why I can enjoy my tuna and dolphin sandwich.

A superior being

I'm saying they might have a higher standard for any of these things

A being to surpass Metal Gear.

@A Random Crusader Is he russian?

He's obviously Roman.

Just look at that schnozz!

I was going for Gypsy

Maybe it's just impossible to send any kind of signal that far

Or travel that far

Which is why aliens haven't contacted us

Time should be the only obstacle

That and the Fermi Paradox

They also might not care

We should hope they don't see Hitler's speech.

True

We could be nothing special

Or don't want to interfere, just like we don't interfere with animals in the wild

We don't do out of our way to communicate with peguins

there are no aliens because hooty is alive

There's gotta be at least one alien Brave Wilderness.

aliens see that autism and go `Fuck that shit`

@Baraban penguins

Alien Steve Irwin randomly fighting humans

You can thank me then, because any inherently more advanced being would be destructive to us.

Penguins didn't exist until Morgan Freeman narrated March of the Penguins.

I gave them as an example because humans and penguins don't live in the same areas

True facts.

Morgan Freeman created the universe, he must know, if there are aliens out there.

hourly reminder that hooty wants holocaust 2.0

!remindme 1 hour

Shitty bot.

https://www.space.com/29999-stephen-hawking-intelligent-alien-life-danger.html