Message from @Fitzydog

Discord ID: 446512315630616577


2018-05-17 03:18:58 UTC  

What kind of retard can't even handle indoor plumbing?

2018-05-17 03:19:02 UTC  

Maybe we don't by their standards

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/446511941670666251/unknown.png

2018-05-17 03:19:06 UTC  

Never mind the gypsy has arrived

2018-05-17 03:19:09 UTC  

@Deleted User I like Gulasch too.

2018-05-17 03:19:17 UTC  

Fuck goulash

2018-05-17 03:19:17 UTC  

Just fuck already

2018-05-17 03:19:25 UTC  

get that hungarian mongoloid shit outta here

2018-05-17 03:19:28 UTC  

Good morning @Deleted User

2018-05-17 03:19:31 UTC  

Good morning

2018-05-17 03:19:37 UTC  

I should have got cheese

2018-05-17 03:19:38 UTC  

You're assuming the aliens are incapable of recognizing autonomy, self-awareness, and culture.

2018-05-17 03:19:46 UTC  

Grated cheese

2018-05-17 03:19:49 UTC  

To put on it

2018-05-17 03:19:49 UTC  

hey @Short Fat Otaku how does jim's salty tears taste?

2018-05-17 03:19:54 UTC  

NASA estimates about 1 billion earthlike planets in our galaxy

2018-05-17 03:19:55 UTC  

But I didn't have any and I didn't felt like going out to buy it

2018-05-17 03:19:59 UTC  

All justifications for why I can enjoy my tuna and dolphin sandwich.

2018-05-17 03:20:06 UTC  

A superior being

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/446512210571821056/image.jpg

2018-05-17 03:20:09 UTC  

I'm saying they might have a higher standard for any of these things

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/446512222215340063/unknown.png

2018-05-17 03:20:15 UTC  

A being to surpass Metal Gear.

2018-05-17 03:20:31 UTC  

@A Random Crusader Is he russian?

2018-05-17 03:20:41 UTC  

He's obviously Roman.

2018-05-17 03:20:50 UTC  

Just look at that schnozz!

2018-05-17 03:20:50 UTC  

I was going for Gypsy

2018-05-17 03:20:52 UTC  

Maybe it's just impossible to send any kind of signal that far

2018-05-17 03:21:04 UTC  

Or travel that far

2018-05-17 03:21:17 UTC  

Which is why aliens haven't contacted us

2018-05-17 03:21:22 UTC  

Time should be the only obstacle

2018-05-17 03:21:36 UTC  

That and the Fermi Paradox

2018-05-17 03:21:39 UTC  

They also might not care

2018-05-17 03:21:47 UTC  

We should hope they don't see Hitler's speech.

2018-05-17 03:21:48 UTC  

True

2018-05-17 03:21:48 UTC  

We could be nothing special

2018-05-17 03:22:00 UTC  

Or don't want to interfere, just like we don't interfere with animals in the wild

2018-05-17 03:22:11 UTC  

We don't do out of our way to communicate with peguins

2018-05-17 03:22:11 UTC  

there are no aliens because hooty is alive

2018-05-17 03:22:28 UTC  

There's gotta be at least one alien Brave Wilderness.

2018-05-17 03:22:35 UTC  

aliens see that autism and go `Fuck that shit`

2018-05-17 03:23:08 UTC  

@Baraban penguins

2018-05-17 03:23:18 UTC  

Alien Steve Irwin randomly fighting humans

2018-05-17 03:23:25 UTC  

You can thank me then, because any inherently more advanced being would be destructive to us.