If aliens are vegans, they better be herbivores, else they're commie cucks

Linux is big gay

They should think that, considering humans have autonomy, self-awareness, and a noticeable culture.

Go harvest some Silicon somewhere else

Shoo Linux fag

Linux or BSD, but Windows is crap objectively.

vegans are objectively retarded

Just had Goulash

For some reason I'm imagining that @Deleted User acts like Vee. Dunno why

On a bedding of rice

But it fits

Penguins shit on the ground.

Windows haters are objectively haters

What kind of retard can't even handle indoor plumbing?

Maybe we don't by their standards

Never mind the gypsy has arrived

@Deleted User I like Gulasch too.

Fuck goulash

Just fuck already

get that hungarian mongoloid shit outta here

Good morning @Deleted User

Good morning

I should have got cheese

You're assuming the aliens are incapable of recognizing autonomy, self-awareness, and culture.

Grated cheese

To put on it

hey @Short Fat Otaku how does jim's salty tears taste?

NASA estimates about 1 billion earthlike planets in our galaxy

But I didn't have any and I didn't felt like going out to buy it

All justifications for why I can enjoy my tuna and dolphin sandwich.

A superior being

I'm saying they might have a higher standard for any of these things

A being to surpass Metal Gear.

@A Random Crusader Is he russian?

He's obviously Roman.

Just look at that schnozz!

I was going for Gypsy

Maybe it's just impossible to send any kind of signal that far

Or travel that far

Which is why aliens haven't contacted us

Time should be the only obstacle