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but joke's on them
it's a taxidermy dog filled with tannerite
@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck how can you have explosives at home in the UK
you can have whatever you want
no
- uk
as long as people don't find out
same as with airplanes you can have two compounds separately
but when combined the no-no man comes and fetches you to no-no island
>airplanes
>no-no man comes and fetches you to no-no island
you talking about Epstein?
do ho ho
my little pony
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@Matthew you'd better post pics of the unicorn race
This is cruel tbh
The unicorns are young ponies, they're much too small to have people riding on them
<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>
Can I bring fertilizer and ammonia nitrate on a plane
take a bottle of bleach with you
pee in it
wait uh
i read about this yesterday
don't clean cat urine with bleach
so animal cruelty
it's culture, tervy
Don't be O B S E S S E D
but i want to be obsessed there is no better example of collective stupidity in history of mankind than USA
i want to study it
are you talking about being american
so future generations dont need to
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<:benis:239668961011040257>
Ur a fagt, bro
>person who wants to die childless
>caring about future generations
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
Unicorn race? What fucking zoomer garbage track day are you attending @Matthew
@Deleted User "family day"
It's over now, though. There was a mass exodus
Someone got drunk and started crying when they lost?
doesn't matter if it's healthy
Sweet Christ
shoot that horse
@Deleted User no, idiot all the families left once the llama and unicorn race ended
Oh, what an odd thing, track days are where families are broken, not have a fun time together.
@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck it's not the horse's fault.
>sweetie, daddy bet all your college fund on a losing horse
>but look!
>it's doing the dance you kids did like a month ago!
Matthew the type of nigga to drill that streetsmarts is all that matters and that you dont need a higher education into his kids head
>stop crying it was only like 1000 bucks anyway
Julia the kind of nigga to actually teach his kid needs to dance thier troubles away
lol commies
why is everyone raising hands
are they rarted
autism stuff
clapping their hands could trigger some people because of the noise
so they raise and wiggle their arms when they agree with stuff
I think it's a sign language thing
Deaf people can't be bothered by hand clapping, dumbass
as in sign language to show you agree with something
https://drop.com/buy/thingyfy-therma-titanium-double-wall-travel-mug? real drop(ship) hours
who the fuck pays that much for a thermos
stacy
Three mass shootings in a day. God I love America
well they are a massive country so its not much i guess
American mass shootings: 293 since last year
Rest of the world: Around 10
293 including gang violence...
293 with gang violence seems like a really small number considering how many gangs are in America
>leave for 3 hours
>come back
>still O B S E S S E D
@Tribit I didn't believe it but I looked it up, Fortnite Dance is a real horse
fuck this gay earth
Can someone explain the Jojo reference
Sure
It's fucking stupid
Gf is filling out some dumb pregnancy keepsake book and keeps interrogating me about my ancestry and family tree
Smh
<:blobstop:427568773143330829>
Ancestry - mutt
Pretty simple for american to fill
Better a mutt than an inbred
Mutt calling people inbred, ironic
<:blobconfused:589100793420972042>
!answer ironic
Wtf? That is NOT what ironic means
Why does this bot keep spazzing out
Looks fine on my end
I restarted discord and it's ok
Wait, it was ok before I wrote the message
It happens if you scroll down near it. If you scroll up to the top, then go back down, it's fine
Does it to me too on mobile
pornhub autopauses when earbuds are removed?
For the appa
Absolutely based
Everything autopauses when earbuds are removed
why does your GF need to know your ancestry
it's not like she's white
She wants to know his goblin lineage
Mamma mia
I like the single leaf of basil like you'd be some sort of chef
Typical american response
W-whiter than you, muhhamad
i thought you were dating a chink
sorry my mistake
actual Austrian, or "my great great great grandmother was Austrian"
when are you getting married
hes a modern man he aint getting married
yikes
Alpha chad
sorry i made that mistake
I'm not
Porco was dating a chink
Interesting how he was to get married and disappeared
This is why matt isn't getting married
Not that I wouldn't, of course. Despite the shitposts, I'm not a bigot. I've seen cuties of every color
I can't imagine dating a black girl no matter how cute she was
I'm sure they can't imagine dating you either, don't worry.
Good
All the cute black girl I've seen were online
Don't think I saw any cute ones irl
<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>
no homo
Real transcience hours
Lmao
Open masturbation policy
He twink too
And does drugs all the time
Wonder if he's doing ok
He seems fine
You still in touch? I thought he deleted his account
No he's in the autism server still
Oh that one
>tfw I could reconnect with the old /csg/ crew that got banned/left here because of gay mods, and all I'd have to do is deal with Pedo-Fedora's faggotry
Feels absolutely Sisyphean
Then again, he 100% has an alt in this server, because he's O B S E S S E D
blahaj arriving tomorrow
@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck based <:blahaj:508284596127924246>
No license
bing bong bong
It's all cute and stuff until someone gets sick
Says the man who called the cops
How could you?
I don't live in London, idiot.
>implying you need to live somewhere to call the cops there
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
Go back to sleep, smh
<:chinese_think:323022148870602752>
It's the middle of the afternoon?
Don't tell me you're one of those weirdos who says good evening after 12 exactly.
Good Morning 5-11 am
Hello 12-6pm
Good evening 7-9pm
I say good afternoon until 6.
Why not just say hello for evrrything
what happens when 6 hits in the middle of the word
Why say anything at all
Politeness, dear.
@Matthew what's the first chinkshit item you're going to buy for your child
Pacifier, for maximum lead content absorption
lead pacifier
<:radthonk:318079469376110597>
Has to build up a resistance to lead if it's gonna survive US public schools
Holy fuck <:rolf:589102490696548371>
buy bulletproof backpack
how is he going to build up a cholesterol resistance
Some Ali baby formula
Because I don't want a child
Lads, I'm having trouble getting all this butter disposed of
Get your butter spoon and enjoy
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@Matthew heat it up, pour it into a bin bag, put the bin bag in the freezer, you've now got a swingy club weapon thing
butter sock
why the fucking knife sharpener?
what is going on
and why not use heat
damn homemade butter sound lkike a good idea
@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck to punch through the butter to loosen it from the pot
Why would you waste perfectly good butter
Put it in a drink
Maybe deep-fry it
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And I thought I was the fat one
use it to encase a steak for cooking
It just keeps getting better
You should clarify and preserve it.
Does it? Looks very minimal effort taking an old design and slapping shorts on
I dont know what this trash is or why millenials are making soy faces about it.
@Deleted User some context https://youtu.be/pdQiSGb4Luw
I'm gonna
Still don't get it. Think I'm going to get some discounted fruit trees, what should I get? Have a fig tree already and am thinking about a persimmon but no one sells hachiyas.
Check it out, John doesn't like something
stop the presses
<:blobconfused:589100793420972042>
Come on matt, this is dumb.
Like objectively dumb
Ping every one and get a poll going @Tribit
What do you wear, John? Please say "I wear plain solid colored t-shirts and blue jeans"
Flannel or button up shirts, sometimes polos and khakis
This better not be a sex thing, matt.
His spirit animal
Sorry, John. You'll just have to live with the fact that I like wearing Freddy Freaker merch.
And I can get away with it, too, since I work in a Veteran's hospital, and all the old boomers don't know who Oney is.
<:blobconfused:589100793420972042>
just got a tactical vest for my blahaj
onetigris
very sad tbh
Nice, only 26 degrees today
It turns out sometimes if you want something that'll play Betacam SP tapes, it's easier to get broadcast-level equipment than consumer-grade.
VHS tape for scale.
Gotta love the quality of muh free healthcare
oh well, he had as much of a choice in getting circumcised as most americans
and he got paid for it
<:radthonk:318079469376110597>
penis skin thieves!
Nice
I should have some blahaj pics tonight too
nice
as long as they're not like the pic julia posted
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