Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 607658221854785542


2019-08-04 19:30:38 UTC  

@Cole maybe, on a side note, there is a mosque 1 min away from my home

2019-08-04 19:32:10 UTC  

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck Hateful comment detected. Armed Police has been dispatched to your location. Please remain calm.

2019-08-04 19:32:33 UTC  

when they break down my door

2019-08-04 19:32:47 UTC  

they'll try shooting my dog by habit

2019-08-04 19:32:57 UTC  

but joke's on them

2019-08-04 19:33:11 UTC  

it's a taxidermy dog filled with tannerite

2019-08-04 19:33:39 UTC  

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck how can you have explosives at home in the UK

2019-08-04 19:33:53 UTC  

you can have whatever you want

2019-08-04 19:33:57 UTC  

no

2019-08-04 19:33:59 UTC  

- uk

2019-08-04 19:34:06 UTC  

as long as people don't find out

2019-08-04 19:34:22 UTC  

same as with airplanes you can have two compounds separately

2019-08-04 19:34:35 UTC  

but when combined the no-no man comes and fetches you to no-no island

2019-08-04 19:35:17 UTC  

>airplanes
>no-no man comes and fetches you to no-no island
you talking about Epstein?

2019-08-04 19:35:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/607657966577123329/20190804_143530_HDR.jpg

2019-08-04 19:36:01 UTC  

do ho ho

2019-08-04 19:36:04 UTC  

my little pony

2019-08-04 19:36:08 UTC  

👺

2019-08-04 19:36:29 UTC  

@Matthew you'd better post pics of the unicorn race

2019-08-04 19:36:49 UTC  

This is cruel tbh

2019-08-04 19:37:15 UTC  

The unicorns are young ponies, they're much too small to have people riding on them

2019-08-04 19:37:21 UTC  

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2019-08-04 19:37:34 UTC  

Can I bring fertilizer and ammonia nitrate on a plane

2019-08-04 19:38:00 UTC  

take a bottle of bleach with you

2019-08-04 19:38:06 UTC  

pee in it

2019-08-04 19:40:35 UTC  

wait uh

2019-08-04 19:40:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/607659177472688148/20190804_143912.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/607659178634248192/20190804_143925.jpg

2019-08-04 19:40:40 UTC  

i read about this yesterday

2019-08-04 19:40:47 UTC  

don't clean cat urine with bleach

2019-08-04 19:40:50 UTC  

so animal cruelty

2019-08-04 19:40:58 UTC  

it's culture, tervy

2019-08-04 19:41:19 UTC  

Don't be O B S E S S E D

2019-08-04 19:42:44 UTC  

but i want to be obsessed there is no better example of collective stupidity in history of mankind than USA

2019-08-04 19:43:01 UTC  

i want to study it

2019-08-04 19:43:02 UTC  

are you talking about being american

2019-08-04 19:43:06 UTC  

so future generations dont need to

2019-08-04 19:43:10 UTC  

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2019-08-04 19:43:28 UTC  

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2019-08-04 19:46:58 UTC  

Ur a fagt, bro