I don't live in London, idiot.

>implying you need to live somewhere to call the cops there

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Go back to sleep, smh

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It's the middle of the afternoon?

Don't tell me you're one of those weirdos who says good evening after 12 exactly.

Good Morning 5-11 am
Hello 12-6pm
Good evening 7-9pm

I say good afternoon until 6.

Why not just say hello for evrrything

what happens when 6 hits in the middle of the word

Why say anything at all

Politeness, dear.

@Matthew what's the first chinkshit item you're going to buy for your child

Pacifier, for maximum lead content absorption

lead pacifier

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Has to build up a resistance to lead if it's gonna survive US public schools

Holy fuck <:rolf:589102490696548371>

buy bulletproof backpack

how is he going to build up a cholesterol resistance

Some Ali baby formula

Because I don't want a child

Lads, I'm having trouble getting all this butter disposed of

Get your butter spoon and enjoy

🤢

@Matthew heat it up, pour it into a bin bag, put the bin bag in the freezer, you've now got a swingy club weapon thing

butter sock

why the fucking knife sharpener?

what is going on

and why not use heat

damn homemade butter sound lkike a good idea

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck to punch through the butter to loosen it from the pot

@Joldberg housekeeping won't take liquids, they need it solid

Why would you waste perfectly good butter

Put it in a drink

Maybe deep-fry it